FB 8/28 - Feeling off

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i just wish Chris would use pencils instead of felt pens to color the backgrounds. It would look so softer and nicer than that overpowering scribble.

And as for "the VAs should just block Chris", well, it's difficult for them. Hypothetically, if Chris was some innocent trans woman being hounded by bigots, it wouldn't look good for them to just block out the victim to save their own pages. I mean what if Chris was Zoe Quinn - whatever we think of ZQ, mainstream wisdom is that she is the good guy. How should celebs cope with a troll-followed victim, is there some accepted precedent.
 
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Blaming the trolls instead of himself? Check.
Explicitly claiming he's the victim? Check.
Crashing into slumber? Check.

Chris never fails to fulfill expectations to disappoint.
 
This is just too much already with Chris mentioning love.
What in the hell does Chris' situation have to do with love, anyway? All these women, up until now, thought Chris was just a distance internet meme. There's no love lost or gained on their part.

Chris is like an internet good guy gone wrong
"Stop Telling Me You Love Me, It's Creepy"
-Barbara Weston Chandler
 
Well modern Sonichu was a fun ride (actually it been horrible) but it looks like we won't be seeing issue 13 12.9 for another 7 years. See you guys in 2024.

If it comes to that it'd be fun to see Chris trying to justify how he's still entitled to his Patreon bucks. Although if you are enough of a mongo to throw Chris money to begin with, you may as well still pay him for literally nothing.

Blaming the trolls instead of himself? Check.
Explicitly claiming he's the victim? Check.
Crashing into slumber? Check.

Chris never fails to fulfill expectations to disappoint.

Shamelessly kissing his own ass in the process? Check.
 
Jesus Christ, that 'old man' comment really set him off didn't it. I mean, he's been doing nothing but a torrent of "I DESERVE LOVE"
 
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Meh pretty predictable reaction.

Fatty was on a high from Brony-con now he's back into his sad little life and it looks far darker then before.

On the plus side, shits pretty funny. Nothing better then when Fatty feels he's being unfairly targeted...last time this got us the mace saga.
 
Meh pretty predictable reaction.

Fatty was on a high from Brony-con now he's back into his sad little life and it looks far darker then before.

On the plus side, shits pretty funny. Nothing better then when Fatty feels he's being unfairly targeted...last time this got us the mace saga.


I think he needs his heart broken a little more than that for us to get something like that. Catherine really put his emotions through the ringer in that saga. That's why the mace incident happened the day after she "broke up" with him.
 
Next time I call in a sickie I'm gonna tell my boss it's because I feel a bad unbalance in my soul and aura.
 
I don't know HOW it can go any lower. Next thing you know, someone will tell Chris he ripped off their ponysona for shits and giggles.
 
:offtopic:In IDW's recent Transformers ongoings Earth actually does try to keep Optimus Prime away to spare the planet from the Decepticons and their war.:offtopic:

On a more serious note, Chris's lack of theory of mind makes him innocent and not the body of the hydra. Blocking and endless outpouring of the trolls he brings is not feasible.
 
I think the poll showing support for the trolls might be a bigger deal for Chris than him getting blocked...

Lulz and probably (:_( straight ahead!

Why? Polls are a pretty fucking big deal to him. Thanks to :autism: and his black and white way of thinking, opinion polls are TRUE AND HONEST, and can penetrate his reality distortion field in a way that words can't.

(I remember reading some emails from back when Chris was in an "open relationship" with a troll. He had a FB-page at the time, that advocated for all men to wear sports bras, and could NOT understand/did NOT believe that other people weren't bothered by the sight of a shirtless male. He finally agreed to take down the page IF the trolls did an opinion poll, and it showed that people don't care about shirtless males...)
 
Someone should program a twitter bot called @DrKiwi that automatically takes every post on this forum over 100 words long, breaks them down into 140-character chunks, and tweets them at Chris.
Who need bots when you have @Michael J Hirtes.

hey do you know what I think would be so hilarious, if we told Chris he has a new job voicing an MLP character, and when he gets to the studio, he gets a fake email from cathy wiseluck, saying she thought he was so hot at the con, so raw and animal, that he has to take her when he sees her, but she hates consent and likes it rough and commanding, so he has to just grab her without asking and drag her into a cupboard in the studio corridor
What about no?
 
You know shit got serious in his mind when he starts giving cartoon examples. He probably thinks his gal-pals are under some brainwashing spell right now.
Why don't you clear their minds with your psychic powers, Chris? Is it harder than bending a paper next to a desk fan?
 
He's a walking case of textbook Narcissistic personality disorder

I read this wrong and thought it said "Naitsirhc personality disorder", laughed so hard I scared the cat and now I want to see it happen. If it IS everything that's the opposite of Chris, then I'll expect to see him in a suit and tie on his way to the office and the only "regretful content" is that he left his coffee cup on the roof.

(This is one of the best birthdays I've ever had)
 
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Damn, he must REALLY need this. Why, though? Why validate such a clearly biased poll?

Oh, right. :autism:
 
I don't know HOW it can go any lower. Next thing you know, someone will tell Chris he ripped off their ponysona for shits and giggles.

Well, to be honest, the voice actress of "his" pony self basically fucked him over. I could see him resenting how she portrays the character in the show or something like that.

But I think people are right, this could ramp up in the coming months, especially since we're going on Christmas, one of Chris' top two favorite holidays.
 
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