Fanfiction Horrors

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Dio Brando fighting talking trains.

I think I'm done with fanfiction forever.
 
So no clue if he's been mentioned here before, but if you wanna see a Dobsonesque fanfic writer, look up Perfect Lionheart.

This guy has written some right doorstoppers,with the two that come most to mind being Chunin Exam Day, a 340,000+ 77 chapter nightmare of a Naruto story, and it's evil nastier brother Partially Kissed Hero, a 100+ chapter travesty of a Harry Potter fic. He notably shows disdain for the respective media and writers, writes women like spineless whores unless he doesn't likethem, actively writes characters he doesn't like to be the most vile people to ever live, and ironically writes the protagonist of each series in such a way that makes them look way worse than the cartoonishly evil bad guys he tries to make us hate. Funnily enough, you get the vibe he vicariously lives through the protagonist too.

Winning moments in Chunin Exam Day include repeated geldings of a character he doesn't like for multiple chapters, harem style situations including underaged sex and pederasty, women desiring marriage over massages given by the main character, repeated mutilations of another character he doesn't like by the protagonist's hands, a tard out by the author himself in one of the chapters when he tried to ragequit the story, repeated longwinded bitchfits made over the few people who call out his story for being the dreck it is.

Partially Kissed Hero includes a plot device that intentionally makes it so that the villain can live as long as the author wants in spite of being far shittier than the protagonist, repeated emasculations as well, and again the protagonist being a loathsome cunt with a harem of easily controlled spineless bitches.

The author is lulzy too. He regularly insults the writers of the original work, tries to pretend he respects women when he treats them like toys in his stories, tardrages when he recieves even a single bit of criticism, and intentionally stretches out his story to punish those who don't accept it.

Ugh, I came on here to post about PKH. Seriously, words cannot do it justice about how INSANE this fic can get. Years later and I have still never forgotten it.

Like that time in Chapter Nine when Harry makes Snape's head explode in front of his class because he doesn't like the fact that Dumbledore hasn't fired him.

Seriously though, I think that making heroics characters villains has to be one of the most annoying things in all of fanfiction, because these people try SO HARD to make you feel as if this interpretation is canon. In Perfect Lionheart's case, he clearly does believe it.

There are other examples too. Like from this badfic I'm reading right now, Faery Heroes.

Faery Heroes snippet.JPG


This is not uncommon.
 
This series. Just this series.

The most recent offering:

Summary
After an epic saga spanning the entire multiverse and thousands of different timelines, You have finally climbed Macho Macho Mountain and defeated your archrivals: The Village People, who murdered your clan and your senpai sensei, Daddy Binks. However, after the final battel, the universe is left out of balance, and the fate of the cosmos and the galactic butthole is in jeopardy. Can this one buckaroo follow the feelings in his butthole, and set right what was made wrong?
 
I saw this thread and knew I had to share a fic with you. It's Supernatural (the TV series) RPF I read and have not been able to get out of my head since.

A Family Christmas
https://archiveofourown.org/works/363215
Summary: Jared and Misha are a married couple who for Christmas have decided to adopt, only problem is that the boy they want to adopt is not a baby but an adult and will probably fight their daddy-love. So to make things good Misha and Jared kidnap Jensen and show him how nice it is to be taken care of as a baby, how nice is to wear diapers and how loving this new family could be

NSFS (Not Safe For Sanity).
 
Ooooo-kay, got another one,

Sonic Becomes A Communist

This is the story of how Sonic, a simple proletarian hedgehog, became a Communist who was ready to fight the bourgeoisie with the help of his friends Karl Marx, Jar Jar Binks, and Barry B. Benson. Meanwhile, he is trying to convert his capitalist boyfriend, Alexander Hamilton, into the wonderful red world of Communism.
~LOOSELY INSPIRED BY HARRY POTTER BECOMES A COMMUNIST~

LOOSELY INSPIRED BY HARRY POTTER BECOMES A COMMUNIST

Why? Why would you even be inspired by this? Is this the true :autism: singularity?
 
This series. Just this series.

The most recent offering:

Summary
After an epic saga spanning the entire multiverse and thousands of different timelines, You have finally climbed Macho Macho Mountain and defeated your archrivals: The Village People, who murdered your clan and your senpai sensei, Daddy Binks. However, after the final battel, the universe is left out of balance, and the fate of the cosmos and the galactic butthole is in jeopardy. Can this one buckaroo follow the feelings in his butthole, and set right what was made wrong?

I'm pretty sure these are jokes, but they bring me great amusement anyway.
 
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