🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Traffic Jammies]

Another TikTok vid from the feeder.

is it me or does she seem high af? also is she at a casino? our gorl still gramblin with her money troubles? tsk tsk girlie her 2nd hand laygo sales is going right to the slots lol

 

[Unreachable Twat]

is it me or does she seem high af? also is she at a casino? our gorl still gramblin with her money troubles? tsk tsk girlie her 2nd hand laygo sales is going right to the slots lol

Def high on thc by the looks of it. It doesn't take a genius to do the math. Feeder present, Amber inducing the munchies... I'll leave what's next to y'alls imagination since nobody needs a play by play of that.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

These idiots must think we all have short term memory loss. Can't wait till the next time Tawmee chats shit about her on reddit and Porkahontas has another beepeedee molment.

Emily seems to have Amber exactly where she wants her. Emily doesn't have to lock Amber away and eat, she does that on her own. And Emily doesn't have to be near her at all so there is no insane controlling aspects to this. Emily has her own fat gorl in a locked room hundreds of miles away that she can visit at her whim

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Only Amberlynn Reid would leave Lolcow Live, her main source of income to defend Emily
and in 2-3 years if she's still alive from dating this feeder or if Emily gets bored of Amber
she'll spam videos about how she was in an abusive relationship and nobody warned her

and the Amber cycle starts anew.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Only Amberlynn Reid would leave Lolcow Live, her main source of income to defend Emily
and in 2-3 years if she's still alive from dating this feeder or if Emily gets bored of Amber
she'll spam videos about how she was in an abusive relationship and nobody warned her

and the Amber cycle starts anew.

Amber isn't making it out of this relationship. Emily will have collected another body here

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber isn't making it out of this relationship. Emily will have collected another body here

Oh wellllll..... Anyway..

 

[Insulin reid]

These idiots must think we all have short term memory loss. Can't wait till the next time Tawmee chats shit about her on reddit and Porkahontas has another beepeedee molment.

Amber has no other romantic prospects so shes going to hang on for dear life to emily I think shes willing to take a lot of abuse as long as shes technically not single.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Amber has no other romantic prospects so shes going to hang on for dear life to emily I think shes willing to take a lot of abuse as long as shes technically not single.

Until they break up again for some degenerate reason and she gets to make content that will get views + she gets to play the victim and use the domestic violence card to garner sympathy.
It's a win-win for her. And if they don't break up, well, she'll die doing what she loves.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Amber has no other romantic prospects so shes going to hang on for dear life to emily I think shes willing to take a lot of abuse as long as shes technically not single.

The girls don't leave

 

[Holy T_Rex]

This era is so fucking dull and boring..
I was listening to an old video where she was explaining her new diet plan made by chat GPT, and I was thinking that she is the perfect candidate for an AI psychosis arc and it would be so fucking funny watching her being gaslit to the verge of insanity - from shaped by the algorithm to destroyed by the algorithm. Glorious.
Also, there's a funny video by Jawbone, he is reading an erotica novel by our gorl, absolutely cringy but it's an interesting window on Hambo's sexuality, gross but hilarious. And stupid.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

This era is so fucking dull and boring..
I was listening to an old video where she was explaining her new diet plan made by chat GPT, and I was thinking that she is the perfect candidate for an AI psychosis arc and it would be so fucking funny watching her being gaslit to the verge of insanity - from shaped by the algorithm to destroyed by the algorithm. Glorious.
Also, there's a funny video by Jawbone, he is reading an erotica novel by our gorl, absolutely cringy but it's an interesting window on Hambo's sexuality, gross but hilarious. And stupid.

Wait when tf did she write an erotica novel???

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wait when tf did she write an erotica novel???

Isn't that what Scottie is?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Isn't that what Scottie is?

and the lesbian cruise?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I would bet money that Emily has Amber making money on feeder fetish sites.

Ambers not desperate enough for that yet

You're both assuming this would be done with Amber's knowledge and consent. I can see her making what she thinks are private videos for Emily and those videos ending up on private Discord or niche members only ppv sites.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Wait when tf did she write an erotica novel???

During Becky's era, jawbone says in the video that Amber was complaining 50 shades of grey was too vanilla and she could do better.. here's the link to the video

https://youtu.be/9aOSWIPCidY?is=lrlvf4qScG6eLjJb

and the lesbian cruise?

Isn't that what Scottie is?

Nope, this one is called something like "Meeting Kate"

 

[Baby lurk-a-lot]

Archive of "Meeting Kate" was posted here : Gross smut featuring kate winslet and blake lively

It's quite a funny read but not as entertaining as scottie or hello darling. The blake character is both an internal narrator and an Amber self-insert.

 

[Insulin reid]

Wait when tf did she write an erotica novel???

She wrote two i believe. They are both weird and awful but their a fun time if you have like 20 minutes for a laugh. The perspective is awful so understanding what was written is a nightmare.

During Becky's era, jawbone says in the video that Amber was complaining 50 shades of grey was too vanilla and she could do better.. here's the link to the video

https://youtu.be/9aOSWIPCidY?is=lrlvf4qScG6eLjJb

Of course amber would be such a main character to think 50 shades was too vanilla but never has the spice or follow through to do a simple tiktok dance without throwing her head back and laughing like its a joke. Amber is forever way too sexy and knowledgeable and also demure at the same time.

Nope, this one is called something like "Meeting Kate"

Is that one or scottie the one where theres a whole hospital wing for every seperate thing like colds and broken bones

Archive of "Meeting Kate" was posted here : Gross smut featuring kate winslet and blake lively

It's quite a funny read but not as entertaining as scottie or hello darling. The blake character is both an internal narrator and an Amber self-insert.

This is the only way shes gone anywhere. If amber went on a lesbian cruise she would stay in her room eating the whole time like she did during the gay pride parade. Its so funny she has to create horrible fanfiction and use a self insert as a way to live life.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

there's a funny video by Jawbone, he is reading an erotica novel by our gorl, absolutely cringy

Ah, this would be that dirty lil' ditty that BigAl-wit-da-LiddleTiddies wrote: "Hello, Darling..."
ED.: I've made no corrections to her grammar or spelling. Just serving up a raw dog copypasta from the original,

Find, in the spoiler below, an excerpt from "Hello, Darling."

Spoiler: Excerpt: "Hello, Darling" - an Unfinished Novel, by AmberLynn CanSheActually Reid

Hello, Darling

a Novel
by Amberlynn Reid

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Chapter One: Juniper | June 1, 2017; 6:24am
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"How do you always talk me into doing crazy things?" I asked my best friend, Memphis, a total blonde bombshell walking 5'11 on petite feet.

"How is this crazy? We are literally going on an "Only Girls" cruise for a month. There will be naked pool parties, alcohol, random hookups, and a ton of lesbians." Memphis giggled and added, "Okay, you are right, Juniper. This is a bit crazy but this is going to be a blast."

"You had me at 'Only Girls.'" I laughed. We are both lesbians but the complete opposite of one another. Memphis is a long haired blonde with brown eyes, while I'm standing with short dark hair and blue eyes. Memphis loved shopping and fake pink nails, while I liked leather jackets and skinny jeans. "This is any lesbians paradise." I added.

We both happily arrive at Hello, Darling. Hello, Darling is the cruise that was just set out for only females. It was like no other kind of cruise ship before because nothing was off limits, with very little rules, and the ship would never stop for a full month besides when gas was needed and even then, no one was allowed off the ship. It was a seclusion I was going to love.

The ship was huge, almost resembling the size of The Titanic but Hello, Darling was white and in pretty pink cursive writing was the ships name on the side of it. Everywhere I looked there were girls.

Dark girls, light girls, short, tall, fat, skinny, butch, and femme but they all looked excited and we were all here for the same reason; fun, relaxation, and hopefully hookups. 2,000 passengers and each one had a vagina and the thought excited me.

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...end of Page One, and end of Chapter One.
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---SNIP CHAPTER TWO---
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Chapter Three: Juniper | June 1, 2017; 8:12am
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Memphis and I had two separate rooms because the brochure clearly stated that only handicapped passengers would be sharing rooms with someone and from the looks of it, I have not seen anyone who seemed like they needed help with anything. Our rooms were right next to each other, since Memphis had bought our tickets back to back. The ship was huge and I questioned whether I would even be able to explore the whole thing in a month time span. We unpacked our suitcases and headed down to eat because we were both starving.

"Oh my gosh. Strawberries!" Memphis squealed while we were standing in line at the Brunch Buffet that was being held every single morning. I questioned why they called it a brunch if it was so early, till I turned the corner and saw that they were also serving lunch items as well. Everything on Hello, Darling was technically free and paid for in the ticket. Food, alcohol, the clubs, parties, activities, etc.; everything already paid for, so it was pretty much a free for all 24/7. Hello, Darling was supposed to be taking off at 9:00am. They opened it up at 6:00am and were allowing passengers to situate themselves for 3 hours till take off.

Gathering our food, I notice a girl who is overly attractive spooning grits onto her plate, so I do what I do best, put on my charm. "Come here often?" I asked her with my sweet charisma, knowing for sure she was gay. She giggled, which I knew she would and responded with, "No, but my boyfriend back home wishes he did." and then she walked away. Okay, that was a shot to the heart because normally I can get any girl I want and my Gaydar is normally on point. I'm not a cocky person; girls just cannot resist me.

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---SNIP FOOD TALK---
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She trailed off in focus as I looked around the room. Girls everywhere, chatty, but attractive. I had not seen a single girl yet that I would not love to make go wild. I don't fall in love, I fall in lust. I just love sex. I am a sexual person who enjoys making other girls feel good. "Oh, here we go." Memphis brought me back to reality. "Ship takes off at 9:00am, so we can go on the deck to watch that and then at 11:00am there's some sort of game in Building C to get to know fellow passengers. Sounds fun. Maybe we can meet some friends?" Her eyes lit up.

"Or some laaaadies with potential hookups." We both laughed.

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...aaaand, End of Chapter Three.
You, ofc, can continue reading (at your own risk.)
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If anyone's interested, the entirety of "Hello, Darling" (she finished only a half-dozen pages) can be found HERE.

She actually labeled and filed this increasingly A3O-level o' soft-core as...

..."Teen Fiction."



Teen? Really, Al? Yanno, "13" is also a kind of "teen." LOL, kidz deez dayz, amirite?

Albert trying to write about HotLesbianSecks is pretty much as hilarious as you might have guessed.

Which is why it's almost okay she labeled this mess "Teen Fiction," b'cuz even most thirteen-year-olds know way more about secks than Amber.

So, did this excerpt fill you with enthusiasm and genuine appreciation for the literary stylings of ALR?
Need moar?

Then check out ALR's magnum opus, "Scottie," or her book of poetry, "Naked: The Right to Love."

Bone Appetite!

Or, as Hamber sez: Bon Voyage. Buns Vageen, Lesbians. (Cuz her ship's for Lesbians, ONLY!)

All aboard the cruise ship love boat called "Hello, Darling" (and remember: it's strictly, entirely, and solely for Lesbians!)

BTW, gosh, gotta hope Al didn't forget to mention alla the Lesbians, and alla the HotLesbianSecks with alla the Lesbians, Dharling!

 

[brooky]

She wrote two i believe. They are both weird and awful but their a fun time if you have like 20 minutes for a laugh. The perspective is awful so understanding what was written is a nightmare.


Of course amber would be such a main character to think 50 shades was too vanilla but never has the spice or follow through to do a simple tiktok dance without throwing her head back and laughing like its a joke. Amber is forever way too sexy and knowledgeable and also demure at the same time.

Is that one or scottie the one where theres a whole hospital wing for every seperate thing like colds and broken bones



This is the only way shes gone anywhere. If amber went on a lesbian cruise she would stay in her room eating the whole time like she did during the gay pride parade. Its so funny she has to create horrible fanfiction and use a self insert as a way to live life.

And still wrote most floridly about the food

 

[Holy T_Rex]

And still wrote most floridly about the food

FÜD