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Athena Save Us! said:
These are always hilarious to me. When post-menopausal women start hormone replacement, they don't say that they suddenly started having all of the symptoms of a period, minus the bleeding, again, yet troons always insist they're having periods.
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To this day I’ve never seen a troon mess with their hormone levels to simulate hot flashes or anything else associated with menopause.

Shouldn’t that be euphoric as fuck too?
Or is only the “my tummy hurts and I’m sad feed me chocolate” womanly experience they want?
 
Julie Newmar said:
So when your dad calls you your name, you don’t have to call him dad, though? Like, it’s not as if parents call their kids “son” or “daughter.” Parents get titles, their kids don’t.
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Trans kids do.

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Snack Cracker said:
To this day I’ve never seen a troon mess with their hormone levels to simulate hot flashes or anything else associated with menopause.

Shouldn’t that be euphoric as fuck too?
Or is only the “my tummy hurts and I’m sad feed me chocolate” womanly experience they want?
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They're more interested in the "Act like an asshole and blame it on pms" excuse. Very validating to have a reason to act however you want with no repercussions. The ones that dont have some deep mental illness/fetish reason anyway.
 
I made an account just for this pothead pooner reddit post, sorry if this was already posted
https://share.google/zwXCe5DU3Sfgy91fo

How does weed affect testosterone?
I’m a daily smoker and I’m currently trying to get access to hormones, the psychologist I was working with (as part of the gender clinic) has stated I need to attended a support group to quit. I smoke half a gram a day to help with chronic pain and various other health issues, I’ve spoken previously to my GP about smoking and she has encouraged it as it is having a positive effect overall. It is worth stating the psychologist admitted to having no knowledge about how weed would affect hormones or any of my transitioning. While I completely understand wanting to make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible a part of me is resentful over this as I’ve stated, to him, I do not wish to quit. Since I started smoking I’ve only used it medically and will continue to do so, I have no desire to be stoned all day I just want to not be in as much pain.

I feel as if forcing me to attend a support group for addicts (with proof or I’m denied gender affirming care) is a huge leap. If anyone is able to provide any links to reliable research done on this topic, please do link them. I plan on speaking to my GP about this and asking for a medical professional opinion. If overall it isn’t looking good for my transition then I will quit. Currently anger and frustration is clouding my judgment on this, 8 years I’ve been waiting and for the last 2 it’s been excuse after excuse as to why they can’t allow me to transition. I have 7 months to sort everything out (including getting over my agoraphobia which is great cause apparently all I need to do to “cure” it, is step outside) or they are booting me out of the service. So any help, advice, suggestions, ANYTHING would be greatly appreciated :)

This first post, if you search weed and testosterone
 
Athena Save Us! said:
Do those exist? Even the old-school trannies were basket cases; they just kept it under wraps better than your modern AGPer.
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Maybe I mispoke. Trannies are all mentally ill I just broadly sort them into a couple different boxes.

You've got the incels who believe that women have it easier and want to be dumb bimbos all day, denial of their delusion is a reminder that they are actually men in dresses.

You've got the fetish freaks who do it for the coom. Brains destroyed by an ever escalating porn addiction.

They arent mutually exclusive, its just different flavors of delusion.
 
gambling fetish said:
I made an account just for this pothead pooner reddit post, sorry if this was already posted
https://share.google/zwXCe5DU3Sfgy91fo

How does weed affect testosterone?
I’m a daily smoker and I’m currently trying to get access to hormones, the psychologist I was working with (as part of the gender clinic) has stated I need to attended a support group to quit. I smoke half a gram a day to help with chronic pain and various other health issues, I’ve spoken previously to my GP about smoking and she has encouraged it as it is having a positive effect overall. It is worth stating the psychologist admitted to having no knowledge about how weed would affect hormones or any of my transitioning. While I completely understand wanting to make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible a part of me is resentful over this as I’ve stated, to him, I do not wish to quit. Since I started smoking I’ve only used it medically and will continue to do so, I have no desire to be stoned all day I just want to not be in as much pain.

I feel as if forcing me to attend a support group for addicts (with proof or I’m denied gender affirming care) is a huge leap. If anyone is able to provide any links to reliable research done on this topic, please do link them. I plan on speaking to my GP about this and asking for a medical professional opinion. If overall it isn’t looking good for my transition then I will quit. Currently anger and frustration is clouding my judgment on this, 8 years I’ve been waiting and for the last 2 it’s been excuse after excuse as to why they can’t allow me to transition. I have 7 months to sort everything out (including getting over my agoraphobia which is great cause apparently all I need to do to “cure” it, is step outside) or they are booting me out of the service. So any help, advice, suggestions, ANYTHING would be greatly appreciated :)

This first post, if you search weed and testosterone
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This is extra funny because they don't even make you stop smoking. They just force you to sit in a boring room with boring people for an hour and then get a signature from the guy in charge of it. You can show up and be like "hi I'm being forced to be here" and then sit there silently politely and nothing happens. If you want to be a nice person you can bring pizza and soda, otherwise literally nothing is required of you. This bitch so agoraphobic she can't even read a book silently next to somebody while they talk about smoking crack.
 
gambling fetish said:
I made an account just for this pothead pooner reddit post, sorry if this was already posted
https://share.google/zwXCe5DU3Sfgy91fo

How does weed affect testosterone?
I’m a daily smoker and I’m currently trying to get access to hormones, the psychologist I was working with (as part of the gender clinic) has stated I need to attended a support group to quit. I smoke half a gram a day to help with chronic pain and various other health issues, I’ve spoken previously to my GP about smoking and she has encouraged it as it is having a positive effect overall. It is worth stating the psychologist admitted to having no knowledge about how weed would affect hormones or any of my transitioning. While I completely understand wanting to make sure everything runs as smoothly as possible a part of me is resentful over this as I’ve stated, to him, I do not wish to quit. Since I started smoking I’ve only used it medically and will continue to do so, I have no desire to be stoned all day I just want to not be in as much pain.

I feel as if forcing me to attend a support group for addicts (with proof or I’m denied gender affirming care) is a huge leap. If anyone is able to provide any links to reliable research done on this topic, please do link them. I plan on speaking to my GP about this and asking for a medical professional opinion. If overall it isn’t looking good for my transition then I will quit. Currently anger and frustration is clouding my judgment on this, 8 years I’ve been waiting and for the last 2 it’s been excuse after excuse as to why they can’t allow me to transition. I have 7 months to sort everything out (including getting over my agoraphobia which is great cause apparently all I need to do to “cure” it, is step outside) or they are booting me out of the service. So any help, advice, suggestions, ANYTHING would be greatly appreciated :)

This first post, if you search weed and testosterone
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Muh chronic pain, lmao she needs to get over herself when it comes down to LIFE OR DEATH accessing hormones.
Or just accept that she’s a woman, but that’s not going to happen.

Fully agree that MMJ can help with some chronic conditions, but when it’s a barrier to things like employment, long term health etc, it’s got to be re-evaluated.

Plus all these pooners are neurotic as fuck and you’d be hard pressed to find one that doesn’t have “chronic pain.”
Do some PT, take ibuprofen if needed, gabapentin if it’s nerve related, MMJ isn’t the end all cure all.

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Procopius said:
Here's a troon who's fast approaching his exam day. His doctor want's to know why he wants to troon out, and is asking him about his childhood. Suspicions of abuse, I guess. He could tell the truth, but that's far too un-troon-like, so instead he heads to reddit and asks his fellow cross dressers to tell him the answers most likely to get him through.
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it-
 
You may live to see man-made goofiness beyond your comprehension. :christine:

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110 net Reddit upvotes so far.
15 comments so far, including a few long rants.
Top comment (by Reddit karms) is short:
I tend to talk about from everything from nerdstuff like dnd, history, sword and polearms, like in a ramble and if they ramble about stuff they like a lot, then we do this a lot and at some point we end up as friends
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fml said:
expected the quotes and replies are equally hilarious:

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Good luck with that. Canada is, surprisingly, tightening deportation rules and LGBT people are not protected. While this article refers to a gay Pakistani, it's safe to assume troons aren't exempt. You also need to seek work before getting asylum and most troons are unemployed. Canada will not see them as victims of genocide like the Palestinians are.

They are complaining about "blood on their hands" when the school their trans grrrrlll shot up here is being demolished.
 
Stumbled across this comedy act while perusing AITA.

This guy is 37, fat, greasy, sweaty, and permanently reeks like ass. He also continually posts on r/mtf chasing the trannies, and on r/hygiene begging for help to make his ass stop stinking. Recent posts indicate his "egg" is "cracking" so keep a watch for the world's smelliest new transbian.


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Hey folx, I am in an odd situation here I'm not sure how to fix or if I have done something wrong (or am the asshole). I (37m) was riding in my roommate's (35m) car with him for a while yesterday, at least a couple hours running some errands etc. sometimes he would stop in to a store and I waited behind in the car. Well when he stopped to get some gas I ran inside for a quick chili dog, he seemed surprised I wanted to eat in the car but I was really hungry and a bit anxious so I wanted something to calm my nerves. I ended up getting a bit of mustard on the seat but it came up mostly pretty easily with a napkin. I noticed him driving with the windows down on the way back home and I kept rolling them up but he would just find some reason to roll them back down (it's hot, need some air etc). Finally the last time I rolled them up he asked me frankly if I had showered. I was surprised because I could not smell anything and I felt bad if I had a negative odor he was smelling as I wouldn't want a situation like that. I told him him honestly that I hadn't, and he seemed annoyed and asked if I had at least put on deo. I told him I was experimenting with some new full body deos for the back of the legs, between the thighs, back of neck etc but wasn't sure what to put on the underarms bc I've heard it can darken the skin of the armpits. He told me I could try his, I think he said it was like gentle wave fragrance or something and I told him I was worried about the scent being overpowering and he kind of laughed it off and told me to try it anyways. When we were about 45 minutes away from home I started to feel a bit uncomfortable probably from anxiety or hunger and got a very irritated stomach. I made wind a couple of times luckily the radio was on loud, but he immediately rolled the windows down again and we had our little game of cat and mouse with the windows up and down. He was pretty quiet after that. I didn't see him today until after he got home from work, he seemed ok but told me I got his car seat dirty and asked if I could clean it. I wasn't sure what he meant so he showed me and it did have more mustard residue than I remembered and there was an unpleasant negative aroma lingering. I found some air freshener "citronella" scent so I sprayed that thinking that would take care of it but when he went to his car next he said it didn't help. I'm not sure how to fix this or if this is my problem to fix? I did try but he's acting like it wasn't good enough. I think I put in an effort, AITAH?

The terrifying truth revealed:
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[–]Writing_Bookworm 15 points 2 days ago*

Check the post history too, another AITAH from a couple of weeks ago. OP is also currently unemployed but he is thinking about maybe starting a streaming career. He occasionally brings home snacks and lets the roommate play his games though. He also adds thing to the roommates food without asking and doesn't 'overwash' his hands.


[–]Jewbacca_429 Asshole Aficionado [11] 8 points 2 days ago

he also has a post about carrying "mints or strong minty gum in [his] backpocket to offset any negative aroma" from him not being able to wipe his ass properly. Elsewhere, OP recoommends the following lifehack for dealing with BO: "if you tend to wear hats, you can excuse yourself discretely and use the hat to dry off sweat on the back of the neck or around the groin area/between the crevices." OP sounds disgusting.


[–]CorbyJollibee69 [S] -18 points 1 day ago

ok so this is just a character attack. i admitted that i should try to find a better cleaner for the carseat and give it another go, which i am going to do tonight when roomie comes home. but youre saying im disgusting because..... my neck gets hot?? youre just purposefully being unkind. i would hope that the reddit community would do better because most of us are going through a lot in the US. calling people "disgusting" doesnt help anyone.


[–]Jewbacca_429 Asshole Aficionado [11] 11 points 1 day ago

I am suggesting that a 37 year old who admits to being unable to properly wipe and suggests using a hat to dry his sweaty crotch might not be able to accurately judge how off putting their general behavior is (including but not limited to farting up a car while insisting the windows be rolled up and spilling messy food all over themselves and their friend car).


[–]CorbyJollibee69 [S] -15 points 1 day ago

nowhere did i say im "unable to wipe", in fact the opposite. i do a very thorough job. sorry for not wanting to swim around in a pool of sweat all day, i guess that is preferable to you? fwiw i deal with severe skin chafing and around the thigh/groin area gets very chapped and painful if i dont keep it dry. i have a somewhat "pear" shape bone structure naturally and because of this i do have to pay attention to chafing and have a bit of a slow sway gait/walk. if i dont deal with chapping up around the groin and bum i will be sliding and shuffling painfully all day especially in the summer. so maybe dont just say im gross when you dont know the full story? i dont want to be suffering in the summer chapped with a sweaty sway. no one would.


[–]Jewbacca_429 Asshole Aficionado [11] 4 points 1 day ago

If you say so...

-"it can be hard to remove all residue without putting the wipes/tp up into the area and doing a thorough "twist" to actually clean out the inner seal. plus, the possibility or crumbs, skidmarks on undies etc. ive been trying to carry mints or strong minty gum in my backpocket to offset any negative aroma"-OP

-"What I've tried is instead of sticking a wipe up the hiney, I give a good squeeze, then line the back of my underwear with a wet wipe. That way if anything is to leak or have drainage or crumbs, it will get on the wipe and not leave skids on the underwear. I also like to spray the back of my pants with something to ward off negative aromas"-OP

At this point I became dubious as to whether this was a trolling act, and checked his post history.



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[–]CorbyJollibee69 [S] 1 point 38 minutes ago

hey thanks for the advice! i would say im not really against the idea of being genderqueer necessarily as im fine with openly being questioning and as far as aesthetics go im very into punk, gamer, and anti fascist themes and aesthetics if that makes sense. so im not against visible lgbt identity its moreso that i just dont have all the answers for myself. i have a really decent beany thats pink with kirbys face on it and its a bit too tight but i just get such a nice feeling from being able to wear the pink.

im not on hrt but im thinking that might have been my body signaling to me like "hey im listening!" because ive been questioning so much and getting into trans spaces. i would actually say it was pretty severe in terms of the symptoms (i was almost to tears and wiping until the tp was brown and red). so im not sure how much of that was symptomatic but i think it may have been. i appreciate your thoughts!

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[–]CorbyJollibee69 3 points 12 hours ago

cis women being fascist and generally awful yet again? color me surprised. so sorry you had to deal with that. gatekeeping "period" to "bloody vagina oozing blood BLOOD period" seems to be their favorite move sometimes. youre right, it does say a lot about the depth of their knowledge. they act like the experts and then the burden falls on trans, nonbinary, lgbtq individuals to teach them that no, youre "period" does not refer to that. they add in the whole "bleeding" thing to gatekeep the meaning and honestly just to be shocking and disgusting. sorry you had to encounter these n*zis, sending big hugs and headpats to you!

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egg😢irl by 4b686f61 in egg_irl

[–]CorbyJollibee69 1 point 1 day ago

I struggle with this a bit. It's not that I don't want to "be a man" at all necessarily, but I see cis women living life on easy mode and I do wish I could experience that kind of ignorant bliss. I'm not sure if I can or not, but it's been on my mind.



TERF AI slop by OrneryPerformance604 in TheRightCantMeme
[–]CorbyJollibee69 1 point 1 day ago

Of course the white women are throwing all of humanity under the bus. Excluding everyone from their "feminism". Plunging us right into fascism.


Close enough i guess by Jumpyplains2033 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2


[–]CorbyJollibee69 10 points 1 day ago

ok this sounds so wholesome haha. I've got to try this!



Hot Sauce for Heat Seekers Alike. by picturesquescryptic in hotsauce

[–]CorbyJollibee69 1 point 1 day ago

i gotta try this! never had it. ill be stocked up on soothing baby wipes for this haha. PS - dont flush them!



Skirt goo spiny by HollowKnightmemeer in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]CorbyJollibee69 2 points 1 day ago

yes to this love to see it! i get pretty tired of cis women ambiverts and introverts, dont think they realize how easy they have it being able to wear dresses, skirts, bows, lipstick, etc. taken for granted. when you see a beautiful trans woman wearing a skirt she never fails to look joyous and "go spinny"!!!



Jonny's vodka pep(lower east side) by apjensen in Pizza

[–]CorbyJollibee69 0 points 1 day ago

vodka pep! that is an interesting combo, could be improved maybe with some relish or jalapeno? mustard could be nice too.



Why does it actually feel kinda good by HollowKnightmemeer in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]CorbyJollibee69 5 points 1 day ago

ok that is such a cute way to describe it. i dont wear them and originally didnt really like the idea of them as i associate them with cis women but a little shirt under your shirt is actually so adorable haha



Pretty basic but I don’t like a whole bunch of stuff on them by countryguy0003 in hotdogs


[–]CorbyJollibee69 2 points 1 day ago

embrace relish!



Shaved my legs poorly by [deleted] in MtF

[–]CorbyJollibee69 1 point 1 day ago

Im sure you did a good job! you probably dont notice closely anyones leg hair but i would be willing to bet cis women would do a much worse job at shaving. you were likely paying closer attention. *feels smooth leg "WOW!"


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AITAH for not keeping the kitchen perfectly spotless during a mental health moment? (self.AITAH)

submitted 15 days ago by CorbyJollibee69
first time poster, been lurking anonymously for a long time. so... here we go.

my roommate(35m) and I (37m) were eating some pizza, i went in for my fourth slice, and grabbed another paper plate, when roomie asked me if I could reuse the same one. I have sensory needs, and I strongly dislike reusing paper plates, dealing with silverware, dirty dishes, etc. I would rather just grab a new plate. This isn't quality dishware, it doesn't matter, its a paper dixie plate, not fine china. He could buy the good stuff if he wanted to, he has the money (and more). In the past he had normal silverware we used, but he got super pissed and decided to store it in his ROOM because he thought I wasn't cleaning them enough - AKA he wanted everything perfect. I told him, admittedly not in the nicest way, that I wasn't going to do that. He said that we were running out of the new packs of plates and cups he had bought and wouldn't have enough for lunch tomorrow. At this point frankly I felt like he was trying to guilt me, and like he was using the financial leverage that "he bought the plates" against me, which is straight up manipulative. I started to get very irritated, it had been a long day for me and I have been struggling with my mental health recently, especially with the state of things in the United States this past year, I get very drained just trying to survive each day. I said some things I regret, but I didn't want to blow up, so I left the kitchen and just went to bed. When I saw roomie today after he came home from work, he still seemed upset. I was finally relaxing for once with my switch and actually managed to enjoy myself during the day, but he started it all up again and basically accused me of being dirty and "not cleaning ANYTHING" and just exagerrating and getting on my case. He said that he had a problem with cleaning up after me last night, putting away the food, taking out the trash, cleaning off the counter, whatever else things he made up. I told him that I had been stressed out and he was just making it worse, and then he started telling me I needed to either clean my own dishes or buy my own paper plates and food and at that point I could tell that he was just trying to control me. He makes more money than me and he has been the one buying the kitchen supplies for a while and I know that he can easily afford it. He is not struggling. I thought I would come to reddit to get some opinions from people who hopefully arent as uptight. I'm not saying I'm perfect but AITAH?

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[–]CorbyJollibee69 [S] -1 points 8 days ago

Well this is loaded.... ok. yeah, there are people with different opinions all over. I know this, but I try to draw the line at "do some people deserve human rights" for opinions I'll respect. As the saying goes, respect our existence or expect our resistance. So I resist. I never said you were jesters, I am grateful to the drivers who bring my orders very much. When I dig in to a mustard and relish burger and smell the fries I know that a kind human brought me that food. I do tip. I don't know what you mean about "my alt" as this is my only account. And finally, yes, I am the machine, as you put it. I am the machine that kills fascism

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It's like it's almost autistic enough to read as sincere. I think it's probably an autist who nootices doing a bit. Post history only goes back 17 days, so I'm pretty sure this is a troll. But imagining this fucking guy being real is scaring me, because even if this specific account and its posts aren't... they're mimicking a guy that absolutely exists.
 
The second from the last image kills me because it's just a pride flag for being a lazy manchild and the inclusion of fast food into it really makes it clear.

'Look at all the fem characters I goon to, the burgers and pizza I gorge on because I can't cook, and my favorite vidya games!' - a true and honest woman we should worship.

Combine it with more and more horror stories like farttroon in your example coming out and being part of their community and it's like they're firing off the bat signal to attract the worst men on the planet to their cause. Swell the ranks against the totally real troon genocide by bringing in the nastiest neckbeards they can and telling them that smelling bad and obsessing over video games from your childhood means you're a woman.

And then they wonder why people don't want them around lol
 
This guy exists. I worked on a surgery floor in a big hospital and easily 80% of patients at any given moment were diabetic amputations. Angry, delusional, entitled—no idea how they got there, no idea what effect they had on the world around them. If this is trolling then it’s good trolling.
 
Magic Pickle said:
I know I’m good at strap-on topping and I like doing it, and intellectually I know it doesn’t make me an inferior top to not be using a natal dick.
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Guarantee it does. A dick attached to your body (and actually containing the nerves/anatomy it grew with) is vastly different from a strap
Two Frogs said:
because even if this specific account and its posts aren't... they're mimicking a guy that absolutely exists.
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Aside from the Gender Shit this could be a roommate I had in my 20s. Dude was fucking insufferable
 
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