🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
Not what I expected upon login.

Parents, it's not enough to just monitor your kids. You have to actually raise them to be complete human beings. Zero people need to be subsidized by others while they rot in a bedroom. Nihilism, anxiety, and major depression is a feature, not a bug, of unincorporated youth spending all their time on a computer. Teach them to cook, build, shoot, repair, clean, drive, anything. And do it every day. If you don't, this will be your daughter. Sorry to break it to you.
 
Halloween23 said:
betty just attempted suicide live on kick

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i dont understand how this isnt bleeding profusely, especially if shes drunk
The Man With No Name said:
I mean this seriously, don't give Betty attention. It might be antithetical to how the Farms works with documenting shit, but she thrives off this. This is why she cuts and acts out.

She needs a fucking job and to be disconnected from the internet, probably permanently.
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she has a job. she works at a local market or smth like that
 
bookers said:
i dont understand how this isnt bleeding profusely, especially if shes drunk

she has a job. she works at a local market or smth like that
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When I first looked at it, I thought it was a bad prosthetic because it was raised on the edges and not bleeding much. But then I realized it's way deeper than a prosthetic can simulate.

Deep wounds bleed outwardly less than you'd think.
 
She's still going by the name "Betty".
That's it the thing that gets her the most name recognition: she skinwalked Letty for a bit on an internet show for a couple days a few years ago.
She's the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I mean this seriously, don't give Betty attention. It might be antithetical to how the Farms works with documenting shit, but she thrives off this. This is why she cuts and acts out.

She needs a fucking job and to be disconnected from the internet, probably permanently.
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What kind of place is going to hire a psycho-bitch like her? I think even working at a Krispy Kreme they'll Google her name and NOPE the fuck out.
 
Rache Bartmoss said:
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This was absolutely a performance piece/cry for help, not a real suicide attempt. Look how careful she was to miss the cephalic vein, she cut right alongide it. Anyone looking to really off themselves would cut directly along it or even across it, not carefully around it.
 
bookers said:
i dont understand how this isnt bleeding profusely, especially if shes drunk
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Because she knew how to cut just the skin/fat and not actually sever a vein or artery. This wasn't a suicide attempt or else you would have a gusher. The fact that she's drunk and only bleeding a little proves this. It was just a (deep) attention cut.
 
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