seeing that quarterpounder is currently self-immolating at an astounding rate I was wondering how long would it take for a specimen of his absolute size to be reduced to fine ash
one actual quarterpounder is around 200 grams, jer is a minimum of 150kg/330 lbs, so he's the equivalent of 750 burgers, so I asked AI:
"A household grill/oven maxes out way too low (~250–500°C) and would just char/smoke them for hours while releasing nasty smoke, grease fires, and odors."
"releasing nasty smoke, grease fires and odors" is a very fitting description of what's happening to him, however it won't lead to incineration and you'd need an industrial-scale oven, or a meltdown of RBMK proportions
"For 150 kg in a continuous or batch incinerator, total process time could be 1–several hours (including loading, ramp-up, burnout, and cooldown). Large waste-to-energy plants process tons per hour, but a small setup would be slower."
I believe we're in for one more gigantic combustion after which jer will implode
I hope this type of question won't put me on a list since it's about the efficiency of incinerating organic waste in ovens