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Picaninnyfreeze said:
But that's the beauty of being passive aggressive. All his fans that will give him benefit of the doubt take it at face value.
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The benefit of the doubt is exactly what passive aggression counts on. Calling the manipulator out right away to their face and not leaving them room to wiggle away is kryptonite to passive aggression.

Ethel Mertz said:
Did his wife "float" (because there was an argument, or because she's a feeder) the idea of leaving
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Boogie retaliated by floating literally, in a large body of water.

Because fat is less dense than muscle and more buoyant.

... I'll see myself out now.
 
Picaninnyfreeze said:
Simple. "GibsMEdat"

This isn't some honorable form of individualism. It's the dark kind. Independence isn't a virtue. Entitlement is.
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They're telling kids they are special because they were born, not because of what they're capable of. Instead of actually doing things to better themselves, they'd rather correct your pronouns.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Some people are dumb enough to think obesity is a disease in the first place when it's really a bad lifestyle choice.
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I could understand some of it if he was only a few years removed from the thing with his mother (if she was even as abusive as he claims); but she's been dead for almost a decade at this point, and he'd presumably been away from her before that. Any blame in his head should have shifted to himself a while ago.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
I stand corrected. This article shows how much he earns and I had no idea he was pulling in this kind of money. I think the new advertising situation on YouTube has lowered him from half a million a year via YouTube ads to about a quarter of a million, but that still puts some shit into perspective.

Like why has this pantload bitched about potentially losing his insurance? If he is pulling in $22ok from just one revenue stream, he can fucking afford all the medical care he needs out of pocket, including surgeries. What a disingenuous piece of shit he is. How much can he possibly be eating? I mean, I know his food bills have to be insane but even if he spent half his YouTube income on food, he'd still have a ton of money left for mortgage, utilities, and medical needs.

And I'm happy to know that his wife will likely be taken care of if he dies or if she divorces him (provided there is no prenup). Even if she jadedly married him hoping he might kick off at any point, which seems unlikely - fat people can last a very long time as shut-ins who never leave the bed, she's saved him tons of money. She takes the place of a maid, laundress, errand runner and nurse, and she in exchange she doesn't get sex, lovely restaurant reservations, fun day vacations, trips to Paris or basically anything a real gold digger would need in order to justify such a Faustian bargain. I mean, she likely shouldn't have gone down that road but since she did and since he's a whining sack of fat who is willing to embarrass her and put their relationship on blast every time he gets the vapors, I'm glad to know he's worth more than I thought.
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Was that figure before or after the advertiser hit? People on youtube are making about 1/3rd of what they were making before.

CharlesBarkley said:
Staple, from what I read.
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HomeAloneTwo said:
He was on H3's podcast saying it was a bypass. Blah blah blah something about removing 80% or so of his stomach and completely bypassing his intestine with a tube or something.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eX1vs8Zt8Ss
edit: its 2 hours long, so i dont expect anyone to actually watch it. What I got from it was he is a nice dude but im not too sure I believe everything he says about his life.
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Oh Holy Fuck. I cant tell you people how much of a guaranteed train wreck this is going to be.

The thing about treating a food addiction in this way is that your basically just treating the symptoms and not treating the cause which is his mental issues from child abuse.

When he gets his stomach stapled he will be permanently incapable of using food to "treat" his mental issues. Often when people with mental issues get this surgery, they will move on to other addictions like prescriptions or alcohol. This particular surgery also has a chance of increasing alcohol susceptibility which makes these people even more likely to get alcohol addiction.

Grab a seat because as soon as he gets that surgery its all downhill from there.
 
Painkillers. I'm betting on painkillers. He'll either suffer a cardiac episode, or die from an opiate-induced fecal impaction. He'll be the Elvis of poop.
 
I won't even believe he was abused as a child unless he shows 3 instances of notarized court documents and live streams a seance to bring his mother back to life and forces her to confess.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
When he gets his stomach stapled he will be permanently incapable of using food to "treat" his mental issues. Often when people with mental issues get this surgery, they will move on to other addictions like prescriptions or alcohol. This particular surgery also has a chance of increasing alcohol susceptibility which makes these people even more likely to get alcohol addiction.
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He also can only eat superfoods, so after a few weeks to a few months of that. he'll cave and have a sip of Mountain Dew and literally die.
 
HomeAloneTwo said:
He also can only eat superfoods, so after a few weeks to a few months of that. he'll cave and have a sip of Mountain Dew and literally die.
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Correct. I fucking hate powerlevelling but I will say from experience I have issues with food addiction. I also am the same way with working out so I'm not boogie, but I can tell you if he's so addicted to food he's that large, and putting my own issues in his shoes which seem worse than mine, it will be hard for him to go 3-4 days on a strict superfood diet. At the week mark he will be breaking down especially since he can't leave the house. Week or month as you say is out of the question. That's more than optimistic. He lives for food and is going to have to quit cold turkey.

He has ONE saving grace and only ONE hope. Someone forcing him against his will. Someone who for 2-3 months forces him to do right. Someone who will live with him and cope with him flipping out 24/7 for weeks

And he's fucking that person over publicly right now.

If he doesn't start worshipping that bitch yesterday then he is literally without hope with the surgery or without.

No other options. And there's no one there to slap him and tell him this. Twitter hug box is going to enable him into a pine box.

He's going to replace food with painkillers as sure as the sun rises. If his mind is so weak to addiction to be 600 pounds, it just isn't possible without hardcore forced intervention. He's fucked.

Edit: there is one alternative that is very slim. Let's say he does it but by sheer inability to get the food/mountain dew. As soon as he becomes mobile again he's going to get a moment of weakness, sick of the painkillers and want to quit them but replace with food. He'll sit in his room and struggle, then when she isn't looking go to the gas station. I'd give it 90/10% to the above two possibilities.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
I won't even believe he was abused as a child unless he shows 3 instances of notarized court documents and live streams a seance to bring his mother back to life and forces her to confess.
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Personally, I buy the abuse story, but honestly it doesn't matter. Regardless if he was legitimately abused or not, he's a lazy manipulative cunt who refuses to do anything beneficial for anyone around him, and even himself. He's destroying himself and emotionally extorting others. He refuses to just not shove a double cheeseburger down his maw for one fucking day, he refuses to believe anyone could not like him and whines about what a meanie they are when someone actually doesn't like him, and generally he just thinks he can surgery all his problems away instead of confronting them. Hell, the last two examples are the definition of a rat king, just replace cutting your dick off with cutting your stomach out.

I really don't care if he was abused, because he's getting everything he deserves, because he's asking for it. He could solve all his problems really easily with just a little bit of help, but he'd rather risk his life and debilitate himself just because it's "easier".

Also he's fat.
 
He also acts like he's that one person who was abused, as though tens of millions of people haven't had it much worse than him. I think it's safe to say that a lot of Kiwis could have plenty of their own stories to tell, except they don't expect life to do them favors because they had a bad childhood.

Chris has autism. He can't not have autism. This gastropod is the product of his own choices. He's a parasite pretending to be a good natured, maudlin nice guy.
 
The Fool said:
Personally, I buy the abuse story, but honestly it doesn't matter. Regardless if he was legitimately abused or not, he's a lazy manipulative cunt who refuses to do anything beneficial for anyone around him, and even himself. He's destroying himself and emotionally extorting others. He refuses to just not shove a double cheeseburger down his maw for one fucking day, he refuses to believe anyone could not like him and whines about what a meanie they are when someone actually doesn't like him, and generally he just thinks he can surgery all his problems away instead of confronting them. Hell, the last two examples are the definition of a rat king, just replace cutting your dick off with cutting your stomach out.

I really don't care if he was abused, because he's getting everything he deserves, because he's asking for it. He could solve all his problems really easily with just a little bit of help, but he'd rather risk his life and debilitate himself just because it's "easier".

Also he's fat.
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Alongside this, other than bring so massive, which is a legitimately shit situation (regardless of whether he deserves it), his life up to now has been sweet.

He seemingly has loads of friends he plays video/card game with, he seemingly has/had a wife that cared about him, he seemingly has a career bringing him his weight in ad dollars, and he seemingly has a house and all the merchandise shit he could want.

I say seemingly because he's a liar.

It's kind of audacious and cunty to complain so frequently, when he is literally profiting from it when there's many people in his situation rotting in obscurity and loneliness, and as much as he says he cares, when he makes every conversation about himself, it's hard to believe him. That makes him shitty.

So yeah, a sweet-life-sad-story. So sweet you could say sugary... so sugary you can say "even without this belly I still couldn't see my toes".
 
Looking back on the video where he announced that he was getting divorced, it's legitimately infuriating on how he's so matter of fact about leaving his wife like saying that happens every other day. Even DSP had the common decency not to overshare everything the day it happened.
 
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This is a thread about a fat manchild and his passive aggressive attempts at vlogging. No one cares if you stupidly believe that 2+ liters of soda a day doesn't have a direct impact on anyone's weight.
 
Picaninnyfreeze said:
He's going to replace food with painkillers as sure as the sun rises. If his mind is so weak to addiction to be 600 pounds, it just isn't possible without hardcore forced intervention. He's fucked.
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Its either this or alcohol but since he has to be provided alcohol by his caretaker. Theres less of a chance of that considering he will automatically be given painkillers from surgery. Its a heroin addiction waiting to happen.

Tubular Monkey said:
Chris has autism. He can't not have autism. This gastropod is the product of his own choices. He's a parasite pretending to be a good natured, maudlin nice guy.
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And bad parenting. Chris could get help but he doesnt want it.

Both are also clearly unhappy.

My Car Is Garbage said:
Even DSP had the common decency not to overshare everything the day it happened.
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Thats because its embarrassing and if he said anything Panda could just out all his bad behaviors including ratting out how he spends the Patreon money.
 
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