💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
Somehow Aaron can be funny sometimes. Like legitimately funny. Something Nick can never claim.
Nick is funny (and wierd) by accident. Aaron tries to say funny things and occasionally succeeds.

He is about to come late to the Quartering drama (allegedly):

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Busy helping his son install a graphics card? How retarded are the both of them that they can't figure out how to plug a GPU into a slot and press the power button?
This retard. Installing a graphics card? Getting the computer to post? Is he cargo cult blabbering again?

He's "helping" his son stick a graphics card into a pcie slot and plug in the power connectors? Is he finding boulders with his daughter too?
 
Nick was basically a sovcit before. He's doing the sovcit thing of claiming to be a lawyer when he's not a lawyer, too!
Honest question, if Nick got fit and quashed it with Steel Toe could his life improve? It’s not like he is TheQuartering, he still has money and a reason to live (kids, not the end of probation Nick).
 
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The only plus side of Nick coming to the party late is it will open a lot of people are currently going hard on quarter pounder who protected Nick. Lots of soundbites that will cause the circling firing squad to keep rotating .
 
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He's prioritized it right after the locals 5k grift. I don't think he has anything to say though or he would have said it already. What he wants is to tease viewers into watching his slop. He doesn't have the moral conviction to take sides. Camelot and Chrissie Mayr fighting is his worst nightmare. He'll tell jeremy to get help. He'll express hatred of kino casino but won't defend Jers flagging. He's a cuck trying to get views. He'll tease out a 5 show arc of telling viewers absolutely nothing. I wouldn't be surprised if he sucks up to Mayr and Camelot by appearing on both their shows and trying to get them to appear on his. He may even be narcissistic enough to portray himself as "the peacemaker with negotiation experience."
 
Honest question, if Nick got fit and squashed it with Steel Toe could his life improve? It’s not like he is TheQuartering, he still has money and a reason to live (kids, not the end of probation Nick).
Short of miraculous and direct divine intervention, it's very hard to imagine.

He would need to overcome some legitimate brain damage he's suffered from several years of hardcore drug, alcohol, and inhalant abuse. We can see that this has led to ongoing nervous system disorders, clear cognitive decline, and visible behavioral and emotional issues. That kind of damage doesn't heal.

And even without the literal holes in his grey matter, we'd never seen any evidence before the drugs that he's capable of overcoming his pre-existing personality disorders enough to voluntarily correct his behavior.
 
Honest question, if Nick got fit and quashed it with Steel Toe could his life improve? It’s not like he is TheQuartering, he still has money and a reason to live (kids, not the end of probation Nick).

The best Nick could hope for would be to become something like DSP but less than DSP. He has humiliated himself too deeply to ever really have a comeback. His brain is wrecked and he can't fix that. Half his audience now is alogs and trolls. The legal commentary streaming on youtube is also now at a level where fighting for any kind of audience is going to be incredibly difficult for him. He was successful the first time around by being among the first people to do it. But its a crowded space now for streaming.

I don't get the impression Nick has much money these days. The Mustang being wrecked and left unfixed for months doesn't suggest great wealth. His parents probably fund his kids, but don't hand much money to Nick directly for Nick to spend.

If he gave up the Steel Toe feud and moved on with his life, the best he could do would be to stop digging the pit he is trapped in any deeper.

And if he wants to really "get fit", he needs to go out and start working a real job. He would need to do something real rather than just being a trust fund failure hanging out in the house all day every day.

But no matter what he does, the best he can hope for would be becoming the captain of a constantly sinking ship having business meetings with his audience in an air of desperation ala DSP.
 
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Honest question, if Nick got fit and quashed it with Steel Toe could his life improve? It’s not like he is TheQuartering, he still has money and a reason to live (kids, not the end of probation Nick).

He had a tiny sliver of a chance when he first got busted but using galaxy gas with a healthy brain will do damage quickly but it’s Nick so when you add the years of alcoholism and coke he’s screwed

You can even tell how his speech patterns and ability to stay on topic have changed

What’s most pathetic is he was actually quite intelligent and personable before (even if that was fake) now he has nothing
 
This is a wild tweet.
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Nick ready to fight his next DWI:

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The interstate highway system is integral to interstate commerce, is funded by the federal government, crosses the entire country, and this stupid motherfucker doesn't think it's within the interstate commerce clause.
This retard. Installing a graphics card? Getting the computer to post? Is he cargo cult blabbering again?
POST=Power-On Self-Test.
 
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he still has money and a reason to live

1) He was forced to sell the second house, and he isn't paying to get the Rustang fixed, so he certainly doesn't have money beyond what his parents give him. Even if he got his streaming income back to Rittenhouse trial levels, Nick is the type of retard that is allergic to saving money, so any income he gets is pissed away as fast as possible.

2) No he doesn't. Nick has demonstrated he only gets pleasure from violating sexual boundaries and drug use. Neither of these things are conducive to long term happiness. Also, anybody not retarded knows he is a gross cuck who certainly exposed his then 8 year old daughter to cocaine and most likely poisoned his previous dog for some spiteful reason.

He should kill himself, preferably by driving the Rustang off the road and wrapping around a tree on his way back from buying Galaxy Gas and BBC dildos.
 
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