🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 412 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 565 41.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 234 17.1%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 22 1.6%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 32 2.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 101 7.4%
  • Total voters
    1,366
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[Verse 1]
Jeremy rolled in heavy
With a pocket full of hope
Kino Casino glowing
Like a promise on a rope
He kissed luck goodbye
At the felt and the chrome
While the wheel kept spinning
And the dealer said, "Go home"
[Pre-Chorus]
One more hand, one more lie
One more grin from the pit
He chased the loss down deeper
Till the floor stopped lit
[Chorus]
Kino Casino, take it all
Kino Casino, watch me fall
Kino Casino, teeth and glass
Kino Casino, nothing lasts
(Hands up) no more chips
(Hands up) no more chips
[Verse 2]
By midnight he was empty
By one, he burned his last
His ring felt cold as iron
His pride was sinking fast
He drove to the station
With a shaking, split-up plea
Said the house was crooked
And they laughed at him for free
[Pre-Chorus]
Badge lights, bored eyes
Paper forms and a shrug
He begged them to look closer
They waved him off with a mug
[Chorus]
Kino Casino, take it all
Kino Casino, watch me fall
Kino Casino, teeth and glass
Kino Casino, nothing lasts
(Hands up) no more chips
(Hands up) no more chips
[Bridge]
Back at the carpet doors
Under that fake gold sign
The men in cheap dark jackets
Drew a hard red line
Jeremy found the answer
In a room with no escape
A hundred angry voices
And a table full of hate
[Verse 3]
He stumbled through the smoke now
With the debt burning bright
Every shout became a hammer
Every step gave up the fight
When the chips were gone for good
So was mercy in the air
He went down under pounding
And the house just stood and stared
[Chorus]
Kino Casino, take it all
Kino Casino, watch me fall
Kino Casino, teeth and glass
Kino Casino, nothing lasts
(Hands up) no more chips
(Hands up) no more chips
[Outro]
Kino Casino
The neon keeps its grin
Kino Casino
But Jeremy won't come in
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BONECRUSHER said:
It is the same shit. You can't cry muh censorship and all that shit and then fucking act mealy mouthed when your so called "friends" do it and endorse it. You either like censorship or don't, you don't get to fucking pick.
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That's not what I'm talking about though. Gary has made it crystal clear that false flagging is bad, and he's dropped several hints that he's okay with firing Chrissie Mayr if it comes down to that. He said on FNT that his choices are going to depend a lot on Chrissie's next livestream, and he made it clear that the livestream from last night was a disaster.

What I'm saying is that internet slap fights are very different from commentary on entertainment.

Wouldn't YOU be mad if someone you worked with did something bad and then YOU were asked to give an explanation for it? That's the vibe I'm getting from Gary, not that he's trying to cover for Chrissie or that he supports false flagging. His vibe is entirely "Ugh. This shit," which is understandable.

What Chrissie is doing is making everyone look bad, and it seems to me that Gary and the rest of FNT are also pissed and annoyed about it.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Thats what im saying. This was the plan from the start. Chrissie is a idiot, but shes a manipulative, scheming idiot.

She sees Jers "numbers" and her way in was to sweep for him and soften Mel's reputation.

She ignored Camelot and Gary's advice to get on top of this drama before Friday.

And hadn't planned on making Sundays stream about it. She played her normal opening and had guest on (cherry) who had no idea what was going on. She was going to say her little bit at the start and that was that.

She already had 3rd chair on the Jer show linned up.

This was a work from the start.
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She timed this very bad because Jer has likely hemorraged most of his money at this point
 
can a nigga PLEASE link me Ashton’s Twitter and when the Kino Casino Rape Stream(TM) (C) will start tonight? Thanks, fuck quarter pounder.
 
Zyklon C said:
He has moments where he'll say something so laugh out loud funny that I forgive him for his sins. He has other moments where he'll step on Triple P in the middle of a rant and derail it.

He needs some balance. Overall, I can accept him.
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One of the hardest I ever laughed on the casino is when Warski was zooming into Ralph’s “beautiful blue eyes” saying it looks like pig eyes. Absolute classic.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I don't think many women watch Kino Casino, but the ones that do, seem to love Warski. I've seen at least a half-dozen women who aren't really in the know about Kino Casino say they would when it comes to Warski. I think it's the combo between his swarthy masculine looks combined with his giggly gay best friend personality that attracts them. Idk.
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I'm an older lady, a pioneer of internet trolling and mean spirited shenanigans since 2002. I knew of PPP first and watched the ppp/surfer casts although I disagreed with them on many points. I missed the whole Warski carreer until Ralph's sex tape when I found out about that whole comedy universe. I do like Warski a lot and he is a perfect compliment to PPP. The formula works and it would only be harmed by change. This means no third chair either.
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Potentially Criminal said:
She timed this very bad because Jer has likely hemorraged most of his money at this point
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I feel like she knows this and is just grabbing at any treasure left before the ship sinks. Especially with how desperate and pulled at all fronts Jeremy is, she probably sees it as a clean way to scam him out of money too.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
What Chrissie is doing is making everyone look bad, and it seems to me that Gary and the rest of FNT are also pissed and annoyed about it.
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And I'm saying that the hesitation alone shows his true colors. You can say it's not hesitation or whatever the fuck, but the truth is she had her chance to make it right Sunday and instead she tried to play victim, she lied, she gaslit and doubled down. If the bitch makes you look bad just fucking disavow and cut ties, state it clearly and be done with it, instead of trying to play this gay game where you sort of condemn it, but don't have the balls to make it to the finish line.
 
Potentially Criminal said:
She timed this very bad because Jer has likely hemorraged most of his money at this point
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Yes she did. But shes a boomer. Did you see that intro?

Shes a clout goblin all she sees is jer has 2 million subs, 30k live and up till 2 months ago he got 100k plus 5 times a day on videos. On top of that jer openly bragged about the multi million dollar contract from rumble. She 100% sees him as the bigger fish.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Yes she did. But shes a boomer. Did you see that intro?

Shes a clout goblin all she sees is jer has 2 million subs, 30k live and up till 2 months ago he got 100k plus 5 times a day on videos. On top of that jer openly bragged about the multi million dollar contract from rumble. She 100% sees him as the bigger fish.
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And if she took a minute to do a modicum of research, then she'd know it's all bullshit.
 
Carl's Jr said:
She sees Jers "numbers" and her way in was to sweep for him and soften Mel's reputation.

She ignored Camelot and Gary's advice to get on top of this drama before Friday.
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What's that saying? "You can lead a horseface to good advice but you can't make them take it"?
Carl's Jr said:
would of blown it up.
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No, child. She wouldn't have blown up anything.

Enjoy being a fat retard on par with Quarter Pounder.
 
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