🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 436 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 574 39.7%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 253 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,446
Imma tryna catch up from being roughly 60 pages behind because I made the grave mistake of not looking at the thread for all of 20 minutes. There are two big themes running my mind ATM:

1) I haven't seen a thread rally around a black woman since Black Jackie of Patrick S. Tomlinson fame, and that instance pales in comparison to this. It's hilarious.

2) I unironically believe someone involved in this entire mess might actually kill themselves. It could be a main player (Jeremy, Chrissie, etc.), or some side character off the side, like Jeremy's retarded fans who comment on Xitter/YouTube/Rumble. No idea TBH, but I've never seen such a wide group of people handle a situation so laughably awful. The kind of awful where they're clearly still flailing around, somehow managing to make all the shit worse while continuing to spiral like this.
 
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GenuineSunset said:
ANOTHER SWEEPER DONO!
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GenuineSunset said:
You've got to be kidding me with this shit.
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The context of this is that Simpcast members and their audience dislike Venti because she's "not sex positive enough", which is leftist babble for "she's not pro-prostitution". It's a podcast that panders to right wing men but also sex work, which Venti has generally not been in favour of.
According to her, their chat will make fun of her attitude all the time, which is ridiculous for men to do. That's really bitchy.

It's so bizarre. I don't want to get political but this type of male audience are generally not in favour of women being independent. When she says she had to balance caring for a child and work, does she really think this audience she cultivated would see her as a hero mum, or a skank trying to do the man's job poorly? Why is she pandering to them?
So dim.

Honka Honka Burning Love said:
"My baby is unvaxxed"
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Want a golden sticker for that Chrissy?
Dimwit.

Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
She'll use PPP to get close to Josh and bring into the world the first human with a 330 degrees cone of vision.

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Nah, there's already one with nearly 360 degrees of vision and she just had a feast.
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At this point, Jer has Lolcow of the Year locked in. There’s no competition at this point and I fail to see how anyone else could take the crown. And we’re almost halfway through the year.

A lot of the cows I used to follow have either become boring as fuck or are severely lacking (Patrick Tomlinson fell off hard. He’s not funny anymore and hasn’t been for months), but Jeremy? This has been fucking funny to follow, especially as someone who’s found him loathsome since the beginning. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy and his merry band of sweepers!
 
Mister Mint said:
Maybe 2. She knows there's problems but she seems to be stuck in "This will all blow over by Monday" land.
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Idk. Judging by the fact she ended her stream with zero notice after her own friend was pressing her to bring on PPP I think she may have realized she's in a bit more trouble than she thought hahahahaha.

We need bets on how long until FNT announces she's off the show. I don't follow them but depending on how many people run it, my guess is tomorrow.

Guys, I think it's time we finally cave and grant venti the status of white.
 
HackerX said:
2) I unironically believe someone involved in this entire mess might actually kill themselves. It could be a main player (Jeremy, Chrissie, etc.), or some side character off the side, like Jeremy's retarded fans who comment on Xitter/YouTube/Rumble. No idea TBH, but I've never seen such a wide group of people handle a situation so laughably awful. The kind of awful where they're clearly still flailing around, somehow managing to make all the shit worse while continuing to spiral like this.
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I thought this when @returnofthemacandcheese posted Adam Sellers as the cuck. I never thought it would get to Adam Lanza levels
 
ComeoutandJULAY said:
Somehow Melonie Mac has made me more Mad at the Internet (TM) than a lot of other cows I've seen over the years like Ralph, Rekieta or even Jer himself. It's not enough that her voice feels like a cheese grater rubbing right against my fucking skull; it's that in conjunction with the fact that she uses it to enable Hamplanet's behavior all the while spewing her bullshit about God or whatever the fuck in an almost gleeful manner. It's fucking sickening.
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SchizoDaemon said:
It is a combination of being painfully fake/performative, vapid, disingenuous, wilful ignorance, outright lying, low-IQ, gas-lighting, the ear raping voice (she is worse than Anna Kasparian) and the awful cackle.
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It annoys me that Mel laughs at everybody on the internet and talks down to us like we're stupid, then she spews out a bunch of bullshit lies.
 
There should be a new term that replaces lolcow for these people because it's becoming an insult to actual lolcows. I have never seen people so inept to handle situations that should be easy to navigate through. Like you milk the cows for the lol, but this almost feels like making fun of a person with Down Syndrome. I'm honestly flabbergasted at how retarded these people are. How did they make a name for themselves at all?
 
this thread will be 3000 pages before wednesday at this rate, and thats with shambly's radio silence

RMQualtrough said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pKpdYnPV9PA
Make sure you archive this video.
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i dont think anyone archived the chat which was the best bit. i reinstalled windows last week and lost all my capture settings and im sure theres a better way to archive it but im retarded. if theres a better way to do this let me know in the comments

p1 mayr brutally raped by chat



clipartfan92 said:
Streamer: Chrissie Mayr
Title: SimpCast! Let's Talk about Oranges for a bit... Then other stuff
Date: 2026-05-10
Service: youtube (a)(a)(a)
Archive.org:
video (details page - 1080p mkv - 1080p mp4)
chat (txt - jsonl - 7z)

chat-downloader output attached. 7z contains the jsonl file.
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fucking champion, thankyou
 
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