These are both factors, but I think the biggest thing holding anisa and ian together is spite. If they divorce it'll be one more victory for the chuds. Perhaps the greatest victory yet. They can't have that, so they'll stay together come hell or highwater. She can sleep around on the side, he can stew in the basement. They can exist like that indefinitely.
I agree with all, except for the part of Anisa sleeping around on the side. Bitch has zero libido or sex drive.
I hope we have a piss basement arc from ian like with jeremy, anisa goes out with tyrone and the crew, ian gets mad and then tweets about how he pissed in the basement as revenge for not being able to watch, or eat the pizza crusts.
I like the idea that Anisa was plodding around her Canadian hovel unwashed, and when she walked in to her living room, and she saw that it was sunny she bolted to her bedroom to find a clean pair of underwear, washed herself and did her hair in a panic so as not to miss the golden hour for long in the tooth only fans thots.
Imagine exposing yourself as a facebook boomer.
I don't know what's funnier, Anisa specifically changing those bulbs to "accidentally" put them in a photo for her story and "incidentally" gag the haters, or if she asked Ian to. I legitimately can't imagine that doped-out retard changing a lightbulb anymore.
Still can't clean up the dirty set of the bog though.
What would Anisa do with her time if this thread was locked and no one could talk about her? She might lose her mind (even more)!
He might be able to limp along getting ~100k views on non-political videos which would net him at least some revenue, but he's so deep in breadtube bullshit and simping for Hasan I can't see this happening. He'll continue being politibrained for the foreseeable future to his detriment.
Like the Styx thread but way less of a shitshow because not even she's as unhinged as the Tarl harem.
It's interesting you say that because I've never really gotten a sexual vibe from her. Like I'm pretty degenerate, but when I see photos of her attempting to be provocative I feel nothing. Neither disgust nor arousal. It's like looking at an anatomical model. A pornographic photo of anisa is just... Information.
it's like an alien trying to seduce a human, she's missing the key components of being sexy
In typical Simple Ian fashion, he's mistaken Ethan's silence as 'moving on' and thinks he can now start the 'half-ass apology' phase and go back to building his troon stream.
