"People who aren't desperate for views ignore bad things" - Man who is still proud of his one million view video shitting on some random game as being the 'worst ever'
Phil used to love the Life is Strange games, they were must plays Day 1. Then he hated them once they got too woke along with his right-wing grift, yet still can't shut up about it. Now this. It's like Phil contrarianed himself on both ends.
Didn't he complain about woke games and then immediately played that other life is strange-like with the dysgenic looking dykes? I always assumed dave had no clue what woke actually meant and just repeated some stuff he had heard about it, while actually loving those types of games because of their "gameplay".
No fucking clue what piggy is shitting on with the reviews on the 90's raaaaaad-ical faggot and dyke ripoff of life is strange simulator, is he shitting on people who are saying the game isn't a 10 or IGN saying it's a 10.
He's shitting on the outlets saying it's a 10/10. He is desperate to be accepted as a real and serious gamer so even though this is EXACTLY the type of game he would like from what little I've seen. A glorified walking sim that's pretentious without being deep so he can feel smart without having to use his brain. He wouldn't like the sexual stuff of course. I assume someone he follows that he considers a "real gaymer" said the game is shit and he's parroting that, not like he came up with an opinion himself.
He's shitting on the outlets saying it's a 10/10. He is desperate to be accepted as a real and serious gamer so even though this is EXACTLY the type of game he would like from what little I've seen. A glorified walking sim that's pretentious without being deep so he can feel smart without having to use his brain. He wouldn't like the sexual stuff of course. I assume someone he follows that he considers a "real gaymer" said the game is shit and he's parroting that, not like he came up with an opinion himself.
I dont think he's smart enough to realize this is the sort of bad publicity he shouldn't be going after, anyone else remember plantation owner Phil and his civil war with the dangerhairs over TLOU2?
What if AI takes over and starts a complete genocide of the human race but Phil is the only survivor simply because the AI can't tell if he's human or not.
Y'know, I am not sure why he doesn't play the Trails games.
- massive time-sink JRPGs with like a dozen games
- can waste all the time in the world talking to NPCs and trying to find books/chests
- easy/very easy difficulties where he can just spam auto-attacks and crafts and win like a big boy
- plenty of guides and plot explanations he can read beforehand to appear big-brained while playing
- renewed popularity thanks to a very successful remake with a second one coming this year
- a franchise that is more than 20-years old, which means it'd be easier to talk about "back in my day"
Hell, Cold Steel in particular is made for him - spend all the bonding free time events on the men and completely ignore the wimminz, you can do that. Rean is just like me, fr fr
By his own twisted logic, it's an anime game for sissies. Also that sort of bishonen male body doesn't attract his attention, he wants the Zangief or RE5 Chris sort of body.
Which TIHYDP for Resident Evil 9 and found I think the singlest gayest offhand thing DSP has done. 10:48 https://youtu.be/DQemDvx3Ebw?t=647
The mannerisms, the gay voice, the fucking choreographed movement for each word. This needs to be clipped and added to the pile of evidence
Which TIHYDP for Resident Evil 9 and found I think the singlest gayest offhand thing DSP has done. 10:48 https://youtu.be/DQemDvx3Ebw?t=647
The mannerisms, the gay voice, the fucking choreographed movement for each word. This needs to be clipped and added to the pile of evidence
That's an ancient gen X meme, has something to do with Dave Coulier but I don't remember the details. Either from his comedy routine or Full House or smth
That's an ancient gen X meme, has something to do with Dave Coulier but I don't remember the details. Either from his comedy routine or Full House or smth
I'll revise my statement. Phil is gay for making a reference to this very fruity meme. Knowing this niche shit off the top of his head and knowing the movements precisely is some literal cope from being closested. This is something young him 'allowed' himself to do because its just a reference and not gay so its fine
Werent they always dropping hints that Uncle Joey was a fag on that show? So long ago but I remember even kid me thinking that. He would do that cut-it-out BS all the time.
It was like Urkle's "did I do that?" Catch phrase.
What if AI takes over and starts a complete genocide of the human race but Phil is the only survivor simply because the AI can't tell if he's human or not.
if i was the bot that had to review every dave video whenever a dent reported his shitty videos I would become AM from I have no mouth and I must scream
It was a cultural phenomenon back in the 90s and it's something that I literally haven't thought about once since grade school lmfao. How does he still even remember it enough to reference it, much less think anyone else would get it?
I dont think he's smart enough to realize this is the sort of bad publicity he shouldn't be going after, anyone else remember plantation owner Phil and his civil war with the dangerhairs over TLOU2?
Ehh from what I've seen this is a safe bet, basically no one is defending the game and TLOU2 came out in a much different political climate. Plus from what I can tell TLOU2 has some redeeming qualities when it comes to gameplay, and it had TLOU1 to piggyback off of. This Mixtape game barely has gameplay and is 100% astroturfed where as I think some faggots genuinely liked TLOU2 because they think "sad" means "deep" when it comes to writing. I don't even think his furfag degenerate dents are gonna go to bat for Mixtape it has like under 5k players on Steam.
Werent they always dropping hints that Uncle Joey was a fag on that show? So long ago but I remember even kid me thinking that. He would do that cut-it-out BS all the time.
It was like Urkle's "did I do that?" Catch phrase.
No, Uncle Joey dated women but his character was that he was a manchild living in another family's basement doing his comedy stuff so they always fizzled out.
