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In the thread, this paper was posted on FTMs having higher rates of connective tissue disorders.
Ahahaha, I love that it's specifically hEDS which is the one they can't prove genetically and has a whole grift of doctors diagnosing munchies with it. So all that means the paper says is that there's more hypochondriac women masquerading as men have it than hypoochondriac men masquerading as women have it. Not the win pooners think it is and no shock to anyone really.
 
The guy's 6 foot tall and in the military. Troons should understand they're like jockeys; if you don't start out as a weedy shortarse there's really no point trying
Troons really do think HRT is a magic potion that will somehow eliminate matter and transform them from linebackers into the tiny anime girls they jerk off to.
 
Pooner asked mum to change her name on her phone, makes her cry and wonders if it was the right thing to do.

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Asked my mom to change my name in her phone and she is crying?

So I was in the car with my mom, and I saw on her car screen that my contact in her phone is still my deadname. I asked her to please change it, because it has been nearly four years since I came out, and seeing that name in her phone kind of makes it feel like she misses that version of me. She started crying, and said that she’s my mother, and that that is the name she chose for me, and the name she has positive memories of. I’m just so frustrated, because it seems like she doesn’t care that it makes me uncomfortable, but at the same time, I feel bad for making her cry. I was just trying to have a calm conversation with her.

Any advice? Am I right to be upset?

The comments are exactly what you'd imagine :christine: Everyone is calling out the mother for being the narcissist that she is for not being ecstatic about her daughter's mental illness...

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This one is interesting. :lit:
The porn industry knows what the perfect combination of makeup, plastic surgery, eating disorders, drugs, and good ol' fashioned movie magic is to make any man look almost like a woman. If you ever see pictures of any pornstar not published by a studio you would realize just how much worse they look off camera.
I was wondering why the fuck he'd "really want" to get into the porn industry so I checked the thread and found this comment.
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I guess it'd be an improvement for his mental health to do onlyfans instead of IRL hoe'ing (or would it? It's difficult to say what sucks more). He already has a criminal record presumably so job opportunities are out of the window already, and since he's a tranny he's a disappointment to his parents anyway. Unfortunately he is not making it in the industry with this face. That's rough for a 23 year old.
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Also I had no idea that people discriminated against pest control people?

They are discriminating against her for being a freak of nature, and she assumes its because of the pest control- that she must be dirty 24/7 and people assume she carries the black plague from rats. She carries another kind of contagious disorder they don't want around their kids.
I feel she can tell that Mouse Man is a mocking name because she hates it so much, rather than the actual tradie nicknames tradies get (we have a guy called DVD), but she can't quite realise that they mock her for being a fake man and not a pest control "man". It's a combo of severe self esteem issues and probably autism which led her to be a tranny and now everyone can tell shes a weirdo
How the fuck does one get invited to be a pest controller anyway??
 
guys who tolerated the poonacy only for as long as it took to nab themselves a normal lass, which based on reports from MWHSWP (Men Who Have Sex With Poons) that I've observed, that's usually the only reason they even bother to give the little Keeblers the time of day.
This is almost always the case. It's a "I guess this is better than nothing" situation. The second they get a normal girlfriend, the pooner is dropped like a hot potato.
Also I had no idea that people discriminated against pest control people? If anything, I have respect for them.
They don't. They don't like this troon in particular. They're probably calling up pest control and expecting to get a professional guy show up. But instead they get an angry, unattractive, and likely slob-looking pooner that obviously hates their job.

Thus "Mouse Man"
How the fuck does one get invited to be a pest controller anyway??
When friends/family have had enough of your unemployed ass sitting around and give you the "Take that pest control job that your uncle found for you or start looking for another place to live!" ultimatum
 
They are discriminating against her for being a freak of nature, and she assumes its because of the pest control- that she must be dirty 24/7 and people assume she carries the black plague from rats. She carries another kind of contagious disorder they don't want around their kids.
I feel she can tell that Mouse Man is a mocking name because she hates it so much, rather than the actual tradie nicknames tradies get (we have a guy called DVD), but she can't quite realise that they mock her for being a fake man and not a pest control "man". It's a combo of severe self esteem issues and probably autism which led her to be a tranny and now everyone can tell shes a weirdo
How the fuck does one get invited to be a pest controller anyway??
This is weird because the exterminator is the only guy more beloved than the HVAC guy in most buildings. If you're ugly or have bad English the best way to be respected and get free food from any restaurant/office/studio is to be the man who banishes rats and roaches.
 
Catching up overnight.
Unfortunately he is not making it in the industry with this face.
And that is his "filtermaxx" face. :christine:

They are discriminating against her for being a freak of nature
Correction. Nature had nothing to do with it. She achieved being a freak. :P


Interesting perceptual phenomenon with a troon twist. :lit:

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Hi all,

I am on 2 years hrt and i am starting to like how i look in the mirror. Ive been getting some compliments from sharing mirror selfies. However when i take a front camera selfie i feel very dysphoric about how i look. My proportions feel off and i look rather ugly in comparison to the image in my mirror.

My question is: what image can i trust? Ho
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Try mirroring the selfies. It’s always a little jarring seeing yourself ‘unmirrored’, our brain does tiny adjustments to how we percieve ourselves in the mirror, and this adjusted perception of yourself is what you are used to see. Therefore it can be helpful to mirror the selfies so they match what you see in the mirror.

Lightning, distance between lense and subject, and focal length changes which areas of the face are highlighted and can alter how the face looks in the picture too.
Here's another comment:
The thing you have to remember about selfies is that they always, always distort your appearance, period. Thats just the literal, actual, physical nature of selfie cameras--they're fisheye lenses. They have to be to even WORK as selfie cameras. That's why there are certain flattering angles that work for some people and don't for others--it's all about managing that distortion effect.

So yeah. Your mirror appearance is how you actually look.
 
A gayden (i.e., a straight girl with a roid clit and a frog voice) on a voyage to one day find a merman to call her own has her heart broken when she takes a dip in the swamp known as r/askgaybros and sees blood in the water on the subject of FTMs
The difference between the gay male subreddits and the “lesbian” subreddits reaction to trannies will never not be funny.

But no, yeah, sure, it's society's fault they aren't top of the sexual pecking order, definitely
The idea that ppl can hector men into changing their sexual preference is so bizarre. It’s the same with the fat acceptance people of yesteryear insisting men should like fat women.

finally, "a he him from a stranger on a regular basis." Surely placing all the eggs of your happiness in such a fragile basket isn't a terrible idea, is it?
I would love to wake up tomorrow and be treated like Sydney Sweeney is treated but it ain’t gonna happen. Just like you’ll never be treated like a 6 foot tall chad, lil dood. We have to accept our lot in life. That’s all people are trying to tell you.

Again, other risks do not negate a far greater risk. I would trust a woman before some childless fag who just wants to play with random children
The denial over this reminds me of niggers insisting white people are the real criminal risk because school shootings or something. Like…there are unflattering things about my sex that I don’t like but have to accept as well. Deal with it.
 
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Pooner asked mum to change her name on her phone, makes her cry and wonders if it was the right thing to do.

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Asked my mom to change my name in her phone and she is crying?

So I was in the car with my mom, and I saw on her car screen that my contact in her phone is still my deadname. I asked her to please change it, because it has been nearly four years since I came out, and seeing that name in her phone kind of makes it feel like she misses that version of me. She started crying, and said that she’s my mother, and that that is the name she chose for me, and the name she has positive memories of. I’m just so frustrated, because it seems like she doesn’t care that it makes me uncomfortable, but at the same time, I feel bad for making her cry. I was just trying to have a calm conversation with her.

Any advice? Am I right to be upset?

The comments are exactly what you'd imagine :christine: Everyone is calling out the mother for being the narcissist that she is for not being ecstatic about her daughter's mental illness...

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Everything’s narcissism with these people. Any time someone disagrees with them, or wants something they don’t, it’s narcissism. Which is ironic, because I can’t think of anything more narcissistic than your average troon.
I guess it'd be an improvement for his mental health to do onlyfans instead of IRL hoe'ing (or would it? It's difficult to say what sucks more).
IRL is more dangerous, but OF is online forever. I don’t think that’s going to be a problem, though, because I doubt he’s going to have a reputation you can ruin.
This is weird because the exterminator is the only guy more beloved than the HVAC guy in most buildings. If you're ugly or have bad English the best way to be respected and get free food from any restaurant/office/studio is to be the man who banishes rats and roaches.
The guy who solved my mouse problem could have had my daughter’s hand in marriage.
 
Everyone is calling out the mother for being the narcissist that she is for not being ecstatic about her daughter's mental illness...
Disgusting fucking ingrates. Can you imagine saying "how she feels isn't my concern" about your own MOTHER?

This is the worst part of transgenderism, in my opinion. It's worse than gaslighting people about basic facts, worse than smearing your sexuality on others by dressing for a fetish, worse than despoiling young people of health and fertility... it's so insanely ungrateful and self-centered. The entire movement is about ME! ME! ME!... all the fanatics advocate for blaming your loved ones for the slightest perceived infraction, controlling their language, thoughts, and feelings, being cold towards them whenever they don't affirm your ego. If you're not affirming the exact, ideal idea of who they want to be, regardless of who they actually are, you're dead to them. It's so anti-social. It's just pure solipsism. Trannies don't care about their friends and family, they care about how their friends and family can "affirm" them. And ironically, only their own mother could love someone that twisted....
 
The guy who solved my mouse problem could have had my daughter’s hand in marriage.
Yeah the pest control guys that pre-emptively spray my 100 year old building for ants and roaches (living in the Midwest in an old building means it's a bit inevitable) could ask me for a kidney if they needed one. Also maybe it's just me but most pest control people I've met are extremely clean, like they look like they put themselves through an industrial washer every day, which I guess makes sense - don't wanna bring home The Yuck from an infestation, or transfer it between job sites? So my guess is that this gal is doing the pooner 'never shower because Teh Dysphorias' thing
 
Disgusting fucking ingrates. Can you imagine saying "how she feels isn't my concern" about your own MOTHER?

This is the worst part of transgenderism, in my opinion. It's worse than gaslighting people about basic facts, worse than smearing your sexuality on others by dressing for a fetish, worse than despoiling young people of health and fertility... it's so insanely ungrateful and self-centered. The entire movement is about ME! ME! ME!... all the fanatics advocate for blaming your loved ones for the slightest perceived infraction, controlling their language, thoughts, and feelings, being cold towards them whenever they don't affirm your ego. If you're not affirming the exact, ideal idea of who they want to be, regardless of who they actually are, you're dead to them. It's so anti-social. It's just pure solipsism. Trannies don't care about their friends and family, they care about how their friends and family can "affirm" them. And ironically, only their own mother could love someone that twisted....
I think what makes it all much worse are the online spaces they have. Some tranny posters who ask for relationship advice are so close to using the twinge of empathy they have, only to be pushed further into the antisocial behaviour by the ruthless commenters who are convinced throwing away their loved ones like they are nothing the moment there is a slight dispute regarding their gender identity is an act of taking care of their mental health.

There's not much space for growth in an echo chamber.
 
Disgusting fucking ingrates. Can you imagine saying "how she feels isn't my concern" about your own MOTHER?

This is the worst part of transgenderism, in my opinion. It's worse than gaslighting people about basic facts, worse than smearing your sexuality on others by dressing for a fetish, worse than despoiling young people of health and fertility... it's so insanely ungrateful and self-centered. The entire movement is about ME! ME! ME!... all the fanatics advocate for blaming your loved ones for the slightest perceived infraction, controlling their language, thoughts, and feelings, being cold towards them whenever they don't affirm your ego. If you're not affirming the exact, ideal idea of who they want to be, regardless of who they actually are, you're dead to them. It's so anti-social. It's just pure solipsism. Trannies don't care about their friends and family, they care about how their friends and family can "affirm" them. And ironically, only their own mother could love someone that twisted....
Reminds me of how Scientology tells its adherents that anyone they know who questions Scientology must be doing so because they’re evil and want to ruin their spiritual development.
 
Whatever Dad's, at the Boy Scout meeting, hands go flying up first when they ask for volunteers for the weekends camping trip with the boys should immediately be disqualified. Get Jeff who wants to watch the game on Sunday and will bitch about it to the other adults. He's not doing shit but possibly being disinterested.
>being voluntarily involved in my sons hobbies/activities makes me a pedo if I volunteer to help too early
Damn, thanks for the tip, gotta remember this one. Thanks for helping fellow autistic father navigate in the world of normies. Its all new to me with these +4 offsprings of various ages and kinds.
 
>being voluntarily involved in my sons hobbies/activities makes me a pedo if I volunteer to help too early
Damn, thanks for the tip, gotta remember this one. Thanks for helping fellow autistic father navigate in the world of normies. Its all new to me with these +4 offsprings of various ages and kinds.
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YOU DESERVE TO JOIN IN WITH ENTHUSIASM
 
So many rules!
I don't participate in the hobbies of my daughters and sons - deadbeat loser
I participate in the hobbies/activities - I'm a predator
Man it's all rigged dewd! Evil Eddie flipped the switch of Fatherhood.
Remember that most Kiwis are skewed towards seeing predators everywhere. If your child is participating in an activity that needs parental support/involvement, then you should be able to take part with happiness and enthusiasm. It's only weird if you're a kidless adult jumping on any opportunity to be involved in childrens' activities
 
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