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it used to be something magical
but that was nearly twenty years ago at this point
Look let's not kid ourselves. The original concept of the first game was more interesting before they added all this ancient society/memory travel shit. It's not a believable narrative to me.
 
Look let's not kid ourselves. The original concept of the first game was more interesting before they added all this ancient society/memory travel shit. It's not a believable narrative to me.
that was literally the first game
the apple of eden, the animus, and the templar/assassin dichotomy
 
I'm happy for Matt Ryan, because its clear he genuinely enjoys playing Kenway. Apparently he hinted at the game a year ago and they sent lawyers after him Nintendo style.

Will wait and see what happens with this game. Keeping expectations so low its in dirt.

How/Are they gonna do the modern day shit? Is Melanie Lemay's cannuck quebequois bitch ass gonna show up again?
 
I'm happy for Matt Ryan, because its clear he genuinely enjoys playing Kenway. Apparently he hinted at the game a year ago and they sent lawyers after him Nintendo style.

Will wait and see what happens with this game. Keeping expectations so low its in dirt.

How/Are they gonna do the modern day shit? Is Melanie Lemay's cannuck quebequois bitch ass gonna show up again?
I didn't know Edward was fucking Constantine.
man, what a waste of his talent
dude practically is that character
 
I didn't know Edward was fucking Constantine.
man, what a waste of his talent
dude practically is that character
He got range though because he's good at both characters.

After the remake I have no idea wtf Ubisoft is doing next. Weren't they originally doing some 1200 witch occult themed one?
 
Ubislop seems committed to having fat "courtesans".

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Finished Black Flag with all the side shit unlocked because i like unlocking things, however painful and ultimately pointless they are
Good fucking lord, it's somehow worse than I remember it. The ship gameplay is still great after over a decade and should've been its own game. Everything else is just dogshit. May as well called it Assassin's Creed: Tailing Segment. Tailing segments. On a fucking ship of all things in clear goddamn waters. There must have been one or a follow friendly NPC while they deliver narration segment every mission. People shit on Ezio's trilogy for having them first but they were never this awful or went on for so long.

Don't get me started on the story. I have no idea how anyone likes Edward or praises the narrative of this game. The sage shit is an interesting concept as a reverse of what the animus does but is utterly wasted on this observatory nonsense. Since Desmond was killed off, the modern segments are a complete waste of time and serve no greater purpose other than Ubisoft devs to jerk themselves off over how meta they're being. For all the le sad about Nassau's fall, all the pirates save Teach were shitty stand-offish useless people you barely interact with, Mary especially since the game tries to pretend like you care about her. The nigger has no contact with the assassins yet can't keep their dick out of his mouth. Muh natives thought like Assassins bullshit. And Edward, after an entire game of not giving a fuck, sides with the assassins because he feels the big sad.

It's one big joke. Edward is in the position to wipe out the templars so many damn times. The sheer amount of plot contrivance. You can practically be the sea king of the fucking indies and everyone treats you like a bitch. I've said it before and I'll say it again: the concept of someone like Edward getting involved in the conflict on his own side could've absolutely made this game. But you cannot tell me this man is Haytham's father and therefore Connor's grandfather.

how the fuck do you never bring up your pirate king dad?
dude's ship is gold, armor is ancient mayan gold, and his pistols are gold
 
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