🎨 Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

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Thread tax; I have to save these to my phone and send them to myself (and then immediately delete them from all my devices), which is far too much work for these subpar images.

We'll hold a viking funeral for your phone eventually; since I'm a desktop user, I just copy and paste the images without saving them directly. We should all hope digital devices never gain sapience for the specific reason that anyone who has collected content for a KF thread will definitely get the guillotine, and with our luck it'll be a buggy Temu guillotine that can't even slice through a neck the whole way through. Imagine bleeding out because a vibe-coded app had to stop in the middle of the process to ask you to leave a 5 star review.

But thank you for collecting nonetheless.

Spoiler: Hey, I get to do commentary for once! Neat!

A commission, if you can believe it. Not much to say about it, only that the characters are ugly, and Fanny's artstyle doesn't help much, but curiously, the commissioner (@sushi3c7 on twitter) had their profile picture done by this mysterious @deadspacedog....

This tranny has shown up numerous times in the thread to the point where I believe him to be Fanny's number 1 fan who isn't a coat-tail riding asskisser like Christianna. I looked into him myself and he's really nothing to write home about compared to other perverts who commission perverts, but he definitely seems privy of Fanny's dual identity.

Lynn's feet in the first panel look weird. For an art student, Fanny still uses very basic and boring comic paneling, which lends itself to the theory of Fanny being burnt out; you could make this comic much more interesting had she put a little elbow grease into it. Also, Lynn's piss stream must be like a firehose, wow.

To be fair, Fanny's paneling has never been inspired, even during what I believe where her best comicking days - indeed, her time spent as Laika. She seems to have a "crank-it-out" mentality that doesn't really invite experimentation, and as an artist supposedly living on French disability she's likely settling for whatever works instead of innovating. Boring for anybody else but gooners.

Perhaps a bit off-topic, but notice how many of these fat guy OCs are only round? Like you could theoretically cut off Cartman's torso and put his head on a bodybuilder, and not much would change. Yes, his head is round, but that's moreso Fanny's diminishing interest in these characters than anything else. Still, there's no double chin, fat dipping around elbows and other joints, et cetera. You could argue that this is just her artstyle and she's not a realism artist, but she's more than willing to draw out Lynn's scars, sagging boobs, hip dips, all the things that make her ''unconventional''. Did you notice that, despite these types of artists being heavily against beauty standards, there are still some lines they won't cross in terms of giving their characters unconventional traits?

All of this is completely true, especially for other "fat bastard appreciators" Fanny keeps company with, and it's because none of them would screw a guy they'd see on My 600lb Life in reality because they don't find these real people attractive, only these cartoonish symbols collected in a 2D representation on a page. But aside from that, I had a completely different takeaway from the comic, which is that Lynn's feeder qualities are not explored much outside of watching Cyrus pound down fast food which seems more like Fanny wishing someone appreciated her more gluttonous tendencies rather than her own appreciation for a gentleman gourmand. But for once, Cyrus is right: feeders are freaks and it would be the closest Lynn got to being as similarly sadistic to Cyrus aside from her personal enjoyment of actual accounts of rape.

Best for last - a picture for a fic where Cartman gets caught for being a pedophile. I won't be reading this, at least not now, the perspective is a little wacky, but most importantly, Cartman looks absolutely hilarious here. The oafish body with the mass of an average moose with the tinny little pinprick head sitting on top of it. It looks intentionally fucked up, I don't believe Fanny, with her very valuable art degree, saw this finished and thought ''yeah, ready to post!''. Also, that woman is not Lynn, it's his mom. The AO3 fic about this ''what if'' is not canon because, as we all know, Fanny doesn't like victims getting justice.

I'll leave it up to someone else to do the ''everyone is so mean 2 me'' meme.

You can't even do the meme properly because Cyrus has a comical little frog ass, which is one of the few traits many fat men actually have in real life. I did read this properly as I believe it's a repost, and it's just as lame and ineffectual as anything else she writes. For all intents and purposes, she is truly circling the drain. Even her cohorts like Polarka are getting into more generalized puppyplay, so I'm wondering if there's some kind of kink burnout going around Girl Pervert Twitter that bit Fanny on the rear and sapped her of her lust.

Funny stuff. Now for my contribution: a comic in which Lynn gets raped, but like, in a not-sexy way by a not-Cartman in an extremely convoluted and thankfully scrapped storyline, and some more Yaoi!AU.

Spoiler: You can tell she's probably only about 5% fujoshi anymore.

Levels of laziness once believed to be scientifically impossible are being reached by the researchers hard at work at Perret Labs. Upon looking closer, I notice that compared to Lady!Lynn, Lad!Lynn is... fit, actually. Trim, slim, twinkish; if he were more akin to Lynn's canon design, wouldn't he have more effects of aging and gravity? Even skinny guys end up with lax skin as they grow older or a little bit of a pooch around the belly unless they're into fitness (which Lynn isn't). With all the talk we were just doing about Cyrus' anatomy, it's funny to think she inches closer to real-world depictions of women versus men, which I must say is extremely heterosexual of her.


Of this comic, Fanny wrote: "I sketched a story where Lynn gets assaulted by the husband of one of Cy's hookups. I ended up scrapping it, but since I really like Cy & Lynn's characterization in that comic, I figured I'd share it!" But having read it, I wasn't sure what jumped out to her about their characterizations as it seems to follow every other tedious comic she makes. Blah, blah, blah, Cyrus is a sociopath; blah, blah, blah, Lynn pragmatically and realistically goes "Oh, you!" sitcom wife-style and nothing ever changes. Also, for being a proud kinkster, she really didn't go out of her way to depict the rape very graphically... isn't that your bread and butthurt, Fanny?

And since I'm probably the only one in the thread autistic enough to comb through Fanny's autofellating askbox, I took the time to collect some just to round out my post.

Spoiler: Did you know Isabelle has herpes?

Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him. We've seen your grotesque Baraag art reshares, Fanny, we know you aren't shy about seeing tykes get traumatized.
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This is such a hetslop kind of concept that I almost wish Fanny would write a billionaire mafia werewolf!AU of Cyrus and Lynn. She's one step away from writing "She was his Queen; and God help anyone who dare disrespect his queen."
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Credit where it's due to Christianna for giving Isabelle herpes as a result of the incestuous rape she endured at the hand of her depraved slut of a father; that's certainly... well, more realistic than it could be. However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.
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Misogynistic heterosexual woman can hardly withstand the very notion of a man without a twig and berries, news at 11.
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Along with the STD ask, this inclines me to believe that if Cyrus gave Lynn HIV, he might not necessarily say sorry, and that's far more of a fascinating headcanon to explore than how Cyrus feels about rocketships or burgers or whatever other lolquirky trait Fanny slaps on to Jupedo, the most pedophilic of all the planets in the solar system.
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in a not-sexy way by a not-Cartman in an extremely convoluted and thankfully scrapped storyline

I read this in Cartman's exact voice. It was amazing.

The comic was completely pointless. I'm not sure if she was trying to explore something or if she just wanted to draw hurt/comfort, but could only rape her female lead again because sex. A waste and a shitty story.

Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him.

Pedos tend to have ages they're attracted to, but Cyrus is insane enough to wait 5 years for his tastes.

"She was his Queen; and God help anyone who dare disrespect his queen."

OH MY GOD I THINK THAT SCRAPPED STORYLINE WAS IT

This is such a hetslop kind of concept that I almost wish Fanny would write a billionaire mafia werewolf!AU of Cyrus and Lynn.

I do think it's funny that Fanny probably lies to the closest people she knows and probably doesn't feel bad about it, but her husband Cartman would never EVER betray his one twu luv.

However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.

They trace this new virulent stream of herpes to this particular school, and gee, guess what all the givers had in common??? Hmm... it's almost as if you could arrest someone for that.

At least he doesn't have superAIDS or some shit.

Along with the STD ask, this inclines me to believe that if Cyrus gave Lynn HIV, he might not necessarily say sorry, and that's far more of a fascinating headcanon to explore than how Cyrus feels about rocketships or burgers or whatever other lolquirky trait Fanny slaps on to Jupedo, the most pedophilic of all the planets in the solar system.

He sends her this video to tell her and she rolls her eyes and they bond over Prep and giving other's AIDS without remorse.

I kept thinking about whether or not I'd read the "Cyrus gets pedo caught" bad ending but I rather just write an entire story about the two of them screaming and trying to blame the other. And of course, that would never happen under Fanny's watch. Her quirkly fat chungus never gets yelled at by his true love, and never yells back.

 

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Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him.

Obvious joke about Cartman's eating habits aside, I think it says a lot about her "progression" as an "artist" (my fingers are gonna fall off from all this air-quoting) that she's gone from being 3edgy5u to using asks that are obviously fishing for edgy content as an opportunity to underscore how ridiculously perfect her husbando is. She seriously wants us to believe a man who, in her own characterization, has no empathy and no patience for things he sees as beneath him would be good with small children? Seriously?

Credit where it's due to Christianna for giving Isabelle herpes as a result of the incestuous rape she endured at the hand of her depraved slut of a father; that's certainly... well, more realistic than it could be. However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.

God, I hope her freak server doesn't get ahold of this information. Knowing them, there are some bug-chasers among them. Speaking of her server, this made me curious enough to search "herpes" in there to see if Fanny had established aaaaaaanything about Cartman and Lynn having it before. Nope! Just new information out of her ass. Probably fell right out, along with a stapler, a rotary phone, and a live hamster.

Still on the subject of the server, recent events there have made me feel like getting off my ass and sharing something that I don't think I've seen come up in this thread before, although I could be wrong and will duly take my knocks if I am. Fanny runs monthly polls for her financial supporters, where they can throw in requests for sketches as long as the subjects of the sketches are her OCs and/or, more recently, Christianna's. These poll requests are where people kept demanding to see the non-canon storyline of Cartman molesting his and Lynn's daughter over and over until Fanny made them quit. Admittedly I find the polls to be kind of fascinating as a snapshot of her fanbase's tastes, which range from the supposedly wholesome to the outright deranged right back around to the yawn-inducing. A few examples from recent months:

 

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Admittedly I find the polls to be kind of fascinating as a snapshot of her fanbase's tastes, which range from the supposedly wholesome to the outright deranged right back around to the yawn-inducing.

Seeing that for April that the highest votes went to the concept of Cyrus killing a clone of Lynn and raping its corpse for "snuff and cucking purposes" makes me curious just how many of these people are either on a registry or deserve to be on one. Good grief. The fact that she even entertains these creeps speaks poorly of her character, and it shouldn't surprise her one bit that her options with the least votes are the tamest and most mundane.

Seeing how poorly Lola and Joji score (and, notably, how they are the only other non-CyLynniverse characters to appear) also makes me understand why the rest of her characters are so underrepresented. Must be a miserable life when people only want you to ever serve the same buttered pasta over and over again, but I guess she does keep cohort with autists who have sexual hyperfixations, so it's a fate well deserved.

Also, I had a funny observation earlier today:
Fanny's LCF thread has remained relatively slow these last few weeks - the last post in it was 5 days ago - so the odds that she's started lurking here more often are quite high... which to me explains "anonymous" messages like this one that she just received in regards to Dude!Lynn's unrealistic physique, something that had been mentioned only yesterday in this thread.
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I sort of wonder if Fanny staggers certain answers to reflect what's in her thread, but that may be more conspiratorial than is likely; after all, the simplest answer is often the truth. Still, Fanny is a known lurker and I found it funny that the second there's any crap to talk about certain subjects, she "conveniently" has an answer ready to go.

If she's taking our opinions into account about anything, then I humbly request she put a "Cokefiend!Lynn blackmailing Cartman into getting more drug money from his parents to feed her growing addiction" AU on the ballot. To appease her perverts, I'll even suggest that she pull a Lorena Bobbitt on Cartman the second he tries to put his foot down and stage an intervention.

 

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Seeing that for April that the highest votes went to the concept of Cyrus killing a clone of Lynn and raping its corpse for "snuff and cucking purposes" makes me curious just how many of these people are either on a registry or deserve to be on one. Good grief.

You see what I mean about how her followers are worse than her, just hampered by lack of even meager artistic ability? Fanny's tastes might have gotten significantly tamer, but her followers will keep wringing depravity out of her until either she calls it quits or their attention spans finally dwindle. I can't help but wonder how much someone would have had to pay her to draw the Cartman daughter molestation she refused to do. Something tells me it's not as much as one might hope.

If she's taking our opinions into account about anything, then I humbly request she put a "Cokefiend!Lynn blackmailing Cartman into getting more drug money from his parents to feed her growing addiction" AU on the ballot. To appease her perverts, I'll even suggest that she pull a Lorena Bobbitt on Cartman the second he tries to put his foot down and stage an intervention.

Funny as fuck, and it wouldn't even be the first time she's drawn Lynn chopping off Cy's dick, so really she might as well.

Thread tax! Plus commentary for those who don't mind hearing me yammer.

Spoiler: A haul from her "work in progress" channel

Hah. Hah. Hah. So funny. And Fanny's impeccable characterization once again rears its head: of course a childhood incest victim is comfortable making a groomer tier list with a rapist of underage girls! Why would she have a problem with that?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can Fanny at least try to wring some eroticism out of a woman in a position of power? This is stiffer than Cartman's dick at a varsity volleyball game.

Featuring: Fanny's One Joke. Is weed her magical solution to make Cartman/Cartwoman do whatever out-of-character bullshit her whims demand? Honestly, put it back in the deck.

I can't talk too much about this one because it makes me too legitimately angry and I'm trying not to ALOG. So I hope it speaks for itself.

Speaking of burning rage! Jesus, the misogyny in this one is straight out of a 90s sitcom.

Honestly, I'm posting this one not because I give a rat's ass about its contents (which are incredibly rote for Cartman and Lynn, she just keeps retreading the same shit again and again) but because Lynn looks like she's engulfed in a ballsack in the second panel. Hehe.

This one deserves to have the caption with it, because the hypocrisy is astounding, but also what the FUCK is going on with the art?

And last but certainly not least...God, Fanny really just won't let this concept go. It's skin-crawling every single time. Love how she has Lynn intervene to tell the audience this is totally sweet and wholesome.