🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 428 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 569 40.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 247 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 38 2.7%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 107 7.6%
  • Total voters
    1,413
PsychoJenny said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LBTxPt21LrU
JER IS SO FUCKING FELTED
TOO BUSY TO COME ON THE SHOW
NOT TOO BUSY TO MADE HER OWN VIDEOS

WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA BUDDDYYY!!!!
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Hannah is very obviously trying to pivot away from Jer. As much as I want her to address everything that's going on and condemn him for what he's doing I don't see it happening at this point.

HOLY SHIT!!!

🚨🚨🚨🚨SIMP ALERT!!!! SIMP ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Not Funny said:
Mel looks positively run through. Tired. Her skin is fucking white as a ghost. She looks exhausted.

She's too old to have kids too, all while telling other people how to raise their kids.

That oven will never have a bun in it. What a shame.

I scrolled through his stream real fast since I work when he streams. The only actual news he talks about is:

  • Mandalorian being a fucking flop
  • Dynamic pricing
  • Spirit airlines shutting down and Delta having to cut shit because of it because the niggers that use spirit broke containment and are ruining other airlines
  • 20 minutes of celebrity news slop
  • Chipotle CEO saying something retarded
  • Some college kids at cornell having a riot and kidnapping the president of the school because I guess he defended Israel?
Your right wing podcast sir!

Great show guys. You covered so much in an hour. I didn't even have to mention all the random tangents they go off on while they're trying to cover the "news". This dude can't even handle more than an hour of streaming anymore. He won't cover current events or scroll twitter live because he might have his cuck porn pop up again. And he can't sweep for Trump anymore because the grift of being able to legitimately defend him is over. He's fucking cooked.
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Honestly the last two streams have been the most entertaining content! Just mute his fireball shute and watch the chat
 
Not Funny said:
Mel looks positively run through. Tired. Her skin is fucking white as a ghost. She looks exhausted.

She's too old to have kids too, all while telling other people how to raise their kids.

That oven will never have a bun in it. What a shame.
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Nah. Melonie’s way too self absorbed to be a good mom. A kid would make her not the center of attention anymore. And all but the most pathetic simps wouldn’t give her the time of day so it would hurt her already dying grift. Plus based on her past comments, where she would be mad anytime someone would ask her when she’s going to have kids she would get mad immediately, Imm all but 100% sure she’s infertile. After all, she had all of her 5 & 1/2 years of being with Awesome Joey where she could have had kids but didn’t. And because she would get UTIs a bunch back then, Joey was certainly going bomb in her womb all the time.

Why would anyone want her to have kid anyway? The marriage to Johnny isn’t going to last longer than 2 years most likely so the kid, who would have done nothing wrong, would be raised in a broken home and be shuffled back and forth between two clout chasing attention addicted narcissists. And that’s not even getting into the complications involved with the geriatric pregnancy that Melonie would be going through and the higher risk of Downs. It’s just a bad idea all around. If she ever does have Johnny’s brown baby, at least she’s never done OF, so the kid would have that in their favor.
 
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Brittany’s latest ex said:
Nah. Melonie’s way too self absorbed to be a good mom. A kid would make her not the center of attention anymore. And all but the most pathetic simps wouldn’t give her the time of day so it would hurt her already dying grift. Plus based on her past comments, where she would be mad anytime someone would ask her when she’s going to have kids she would get mad immediately, Imm all but 100% sure she’s infertile. After all, she had all of her 5 & 1/2 years of being with Awesome Joey where she could have had kids but didn’t. And because she would get UTIs a bunch back then, Joey was certainly going bomb in her womb all the time.

Why would anyone want her to have kid anyway? The marriage to Johnny isn’t going to last longer than 2 years most likely so the kid, who would have done nothing wrong, would be raised in a broken home and be shuffled back and forth between to clout chasing attention addicted narcissists. And that’s not even getting into the complications involved with the geriatric pregnancy that Melonie would be going through and the higher risk of Downs. It’s just a bad idea all around
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I respect the effort post, but personally when it comes to shutting down delusion I think the best way to go about it is to state the most concrete example on why something is retarded/wouldn't work, in the simplest way possible.

Ex, Jer talking about the stream and how things will get better or how he's going to push through all the hate.
Response, "Jeremy your last stream made $37 dollars and cost $1000 to produce. It's over."

It's easy for these types of people to see shit like "you're a cuck" or "You're husband is gay" and sweep it away because we technically don't have forensically verified video evidence of Heather Hambly getting fucked by a guy in a pilots hat. Even though that is something that definitely happened multiple times.

So when it comes to Mel the easiest way to shut down the retarded idea that she should have a child would be:
"Melonie you stupid cunt, you thought you could survive solely off butter, and almost died doing so. There is no way in hell you would be able to keep a child alive."

I love spreading the goss and talking shit, but IMO at a certain point the critiques made against these people become so ingrained in the discourse that when they ultimately do the thing(s) we say they shouldn't, they're even more culpable for the backlash because literally everyone told them to not do said thing.
Just my opinions.
 
LMAO with the boomer selfie profile pictures I can't tell what's genuine and a really good troll. So far we've had
Soros bots
Russian bots
Chinese bots
Palestinian bots
Indian bots
DNC bots
Liberal bots
Woke leftists
And now:
Bluesky pedophiles
YellowFlash fans
Candice viewers
Tucker viewers
Fuentes catboys
...Gambling addicts? :lossmanjack:
Who else is to blame for these 20 thumbs down!?
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
LMAO with the boomer selfie profile pictures I can't tell what's genuine and a really good troll. So far we've had
Soros bots
Russian bots
Chinese bots
Palestinian bots
Indian bots
DNC bots
Liberal bots
Woke leftists
And now:
Bluesky pedophiles
YellowFlash fans
Candice viewers
Tucker viewers
Fuentes catboys
...Gambling addicts? :lossmanjack:
Who else is to blame for these 20 thumbs down!?
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Iranian government bots
Hamas
Ian Carroll viewers
Hezbollah
Alex Jones viewers
 
Its been a little over month since the Siege of Castle Hambly began with the Josh DMs. This has got to be the most continuous pressure Jer has been under.
 
Not Funny said:
Hannah is very obviously trying to pivot away from Jer. As much as I want her to address everything that's going on and condemn him for what he's doing I don't see it happening at this point.

HOLY SHIT!!!

🚨🚨🚨🚨SIMP ALERT!!!! SIMP ALERT!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Why are clippy posters always so autisticly cringe?
What did Louis Rossman unleash on the Internet
 
Irregardless said:
I respect the effort post, but personally when it comes to shutting down delusion I think the best way to go about it is to state the most concrete example on why something is retarded/wouldn't work, in the simplest way possible.
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Irregardless said:
So when it comes to Mel the easiest way to shut down the retarded idea that she should have a child would be:
"Melonie you stupid cunt, you thought you could survive solely off butter, and almost died doing so. There is no way in hell you would be able to keep a child alive."
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Thank you very much, for both the compliment and the suggestion. I’ll have to use the butter one if the opportunity ever comes up. I definitely do get over explanatory often so I easily forget that often times less is more and the simpler the better. Good looking, my dude.
 
Jer explaining the new lore to his jannies before every stream so they can decide who is a legit fan and who is a troll using esoteric codewords to rape him.
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My new favorite part is his dozen or so actual supporters in chat having complete meltdowns over the trolling, which is very funny. They thrived in Jeremy's shared delusions of victory now they will spiral out with him in the reality of defeat.
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Raped faggots just throwing in every keyword hoping something sticks. Can't wait for these guys to get caught up on the lore so we can import the "what's so bad about being a cuck anyways" defense from his Discord to his Rumbull chat.

Looks like Jer is getting tired of winning
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The economy is falling apart, we started a war in the middle east, and the entire election system is about to be literally divided by party lines across the entire country, better take a two week break then end my show early. Nothing good to talk about when you aren't allowed to admit under any circumstances that Trump is not the God King making America great again and owning the libtards.
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
Nah. Melonie’s way too self absorbed to be a good mom. A kid would make her not the center of attention anymore
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I feel like there is a small chance.. maybe in the 5 - 10% range she would pull her head out of her azz and suddenly be an adult... (yea who am I kidding) it would be a horrible gamble for the kid.. either way, is she an empty egg box or not?

I could see her as that fat mom in "The Guild" w/ her baby in a crib a stones throw and always in need of feeding/cloths/diapers/care that would never come...
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
Thank you very much, for both the compliment and the suggestion. I’ll have to use the butter one if the opportunity ever comes up. I definitely do get over explanatory often so I easily forget that often times less is more and the simpler the better. Good looking, my dude.
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To be clear, I don't wanna be the fun police or claim there's a "right way" to alog, but just want to point out there is a list of things that could/will happen, like CBC could likely be shut down, or how Jer's podcast will end, and I think that signal boosting that stuff helps push it up to larger creators who might cover the topic, if that makes sense?
I also think the in depth critique of the obvious probably does have a "They're in the walls" type of psychologic effect on these people.
 
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