💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

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Rudolf's Friend said:
The irony of this post is palpable.
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Also funny how Hasan really wants to say "retarded" but is too scared to do it.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan is a footfag
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Unironically the least subhuman thing about him
Unshakeable Optimist said:
"Pragmata fans, for the most part, enjoy all kinds of political commentators, like Hasan Piker, -maybe-. So what you're basically saying is that your fans are unfuckable losers too? Is that what you're trying to say to me Piker? Huh? Is that what you want to say? You want to talk shit on the people that you care about, man?
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WE WILL COME THERE, AND WE WILL KILL YOU! IN LOS ANGELES! AT YOUR HOUSE!"
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The Candyman is long overdue for a bit of roach extermination, he should occasionally bang on hasan’s door during a livestream for shits & giggles
Sicko Hunter said:
Spent the afternoon reading about the practice of execution vans in China where they pick up criminals or political dissidents in vans and give them lethal injections in the back of a sound proof van and harvest their organs. The next time you see Hasan dressed up like Mao joking around and shilling for the CCP remember that is what he is promoting.
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Honestly not a bad idea, we should’ve started this program for leftists the minute that trannyfucker assassinated Kirk.
 
Rudolf's Friend said:
She abandoned Feminist Frequency a few years back because it was getting DSP levels of Viewership to subscriber count, but every few years or so Anita tries to make a comeback and it completely bombs because nobody cares about it and she goes back into hiding.

And she didn’t get married that was a wedding themed birthday party she infamously had for her 40th birthday.

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This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. Wow.
 
AnthonyLoggerhead said:
The Candyman is long overdue for a bit of roach extermination, he should occasionally bang on hasan’s door during a livestream for shits & giggles
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Panel 1
Taylor Lorenz, Felix Biederman, and Frogan all dressed in superhero attire stand in the villain’s lair. Offscreen, the villain finishes his monologue, ending with
“…to wear his skin like a coat”

Panel 2
Taylor shouts, “we can’t let you do that!”

Panel 3
The villain is revealed, it is Sam Hyde wearing a brown robe that hangs strangely on his body, dripping some dark fluid. “Taylor, I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?”

Panel 4
Sam Hyde tries to pull the hood of the robe over his head, but it’s too small. We can clearly see that it is Hasan’s head and the robe is his skin.
“I did it 35 minutes ago”

Bonus panel
Frogan is watching Sam stream in Hasan’s skin. Sam is saying, “Jews are ugly inbreds who control the US government and we need to fight them”
Frogan eats a twinky in one bite and says,
“You know, I was worried that this would ruin the streams but they’re basically the same”
 
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Shitzer Supreme said:
Don't wanna a-log yoo much here, but i am gonna say this. If this guy ever does get his, it's gonna be downright poetic given what's happened in the last year alone.

Ever since the healthcare CEO got murdered along with Charlie Kirk, and no actual consequences coming from that for the side that did it, him and his audience have become so much more insufferable. These people will publicly celebrate and justify these deaths, saying that they somehow brought it on themselves. Then they call any unsuccessful attempts staged while simultaneously wishing that it was successful, But then this same guy will turn around and say that a dude holding up a meme of him shocking his dog was akin to a threat on his life.

It irks me that this guy has been going around doing all these public events lately with pretty much no security or anything because HE KNOWS that his opposition isn't nearly as deranged as his fans. Yet he'll still claim that he's constantly under attack and is at risk. If I remember correctly he also said some dumbass line recently about how "they can kill me but not my ideas", when nobody has even tried to do so.

I'm not encouraging anybody to do anything crazy, obviously. But if this guy ever faces 1/10 of the stuff he's been egging on for awhile now, I don't think anyone's gonna feel bad for him.
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If anything he should be afraid of his own side, if he ever fail a purity test from the left then he is finished
 
Zaryiu2 said:
If anything he should be afraid of his own side, if he ever fail a purity test from the left then he is finished
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Yeah he's never failing a purity test partially because his audience is completely braindead and would support him even if he did something evil like abuse an animal on stream and partially because he has no real convictions so he can pivot to whatever answer is needed to pass the purity test.
 
mars said:
Yeah he's never failing a purity test partially because his audience is completely braindead and would support him even if he did something evil like abuse an animal on stream and partially because he has no real convictions so he can pivot to whatever answer is needed to pass the purity test.
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I mean if he said something mildly right-wing they might go after him, but we'll see.
 
Surfin Terf said:
Frogan eats a twinky in one bite and says,
“You know, I was worried that this would ruin the streams but they’re basically the same”
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"I also might have a much better chance of getting fucked by this Hasan! yay me!"

Taylor: *clubs Frogan on the head* "Not until i've had my taste first!"
 
JayseeDenton said:
Wait what? QRD on this? Haven't been in here in a while. Is he getting lazy?
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Have you seen him recently? He's pretty doughy. He never was in impressive shape but it was clear he worked out even if it clearly wasn't the best routine. Now he's definitely not hitting the gym anymore. These two pics are around a year apart.
 

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mars said:
Have you seen him recently? He's pretty doughy. He never was in impressive shape but it was clear he worked out even if it clearly wasn't the best routine. Now he's definitely not hitting the gym anymore. These two pics are around a year apart.
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Careful, Destiny probably browses this thread.
 
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mars said:
Have you seen him recently? He's pretty doughy. He never was in impressive shape but it was clear he worked out even if it clearly wasn't the best routine. Now he's definitely not hitting the gym anymore. These two pics are around a year apart.
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Guy has slight gyno on the right, prolly from previous PED abuse and shit post cycle therapy. Hasan is most likely getting fat since he went off the gear, happens with many guys that don't control their diet, as protein synthesis is absurdly high when you are on gear, hence unclean and overeating isn't punished that much and you have guys packing on lean gains off of McDonalds and other shit diets.

I wouldn't be surprised if he blasted gear levels more commonly associated with Mr. Olympia level competitors without actually working out that much and being a lazy piece of shit/having shit genetics like Liver King.
 
the_watcher said:
I wouldn't be surprised if he blasted gear levels more commonly associated with Mr. Olympia level competitors without actually working out that much and being a lazy piece of shit/having shit genetics like Liver King.
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He's exactly the kind of lazy moron who would think roids are a get muscles free card.
 
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