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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    766
Unwired Clutter said:
After a long single week of 5 commissions, Bongo has decided to take a break.

EDIT: Their sister got back the test stickers she wants to sell on the site. Twins want to do stickers of more of their OCs. The size difference on the Bingo and Bongo stickers was a mistake but I hope they keep it because it's funny.
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The old Cartoon Network logo sticker looks dope to be honest
 
bookers said:
whats the lore on them beefing i have no idea what this about
did he actually call her a ugly and a bad person? funny if true
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Pretty sure he just made a passing remark about her while watching the season 1 edits. Somebody posted the clip in the thread, I didn't think much of it. Of course I'm not a girl who got rejected by James Drake so I can't get in her mindset
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Of course I'm not a girl who got rejected by James Drake so I can't get in her mindset
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Do people actually think her "flirting" with him during the season as real? I assume she only did it because Laura was too retarded to do it (she literally couldn't comprehend what Letty was telling her to do in the confessional) and production didn't want it to be the dogpile Bashir show while everyone else just hung around.
 
Letty reminds me of a neighbor's kid who tries to do the goofy bullshit that his single-mother found endearing, but doesn't understand why it never works on any other adult.

She needs the love of someone who doesn't want anything from her.
 
For those not caught up on the Drake/Letty feud, here’s some clips for context.

Drake initially reacting to S1 Letty, saying she looks “not good.”



Letty seething on stream. Takes jabs at Drake’s gf as well. Also goes weirdly into detail about his skin.



Drake’s reaction on stream and his decision to do a little trolling.
 
BamHyde said:
For those not caught up on the Drake/Letty feud, here’s some clips for context.
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Drake initially reacting to S1 Letty, saying she looks “not good.”


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Letty seething on stream. Takes jabs at Drake’s gf as well. Also goes weirdly into detail about his skin.


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Drake’s reaction on stream and his decision to do a little trolling.
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:lol:

okay the tweet seemed more angry
but this seems not super serious
also mfw mizzy caught that stray :story:
why letty gotta do the mizzler like that
 
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sum ting wong said:
Do people actually think her "flirting" with him during the season as real? I assume she only did it because Laura was too retarded to do it (she literally couldn't comprehend what Letty was telling her to do in the confessional) and production didn't want it to be the dogpile Bashir show while everyone else just hung around.
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Her flirting didn't have to be real for his rejection to wound her.
 
Halloween23 said:
Everyone thinks Letty is a Machiavellian master manipulator but every time she tries to pull her bullshit on a well adjusted guy they just laugh at her. She only has power over drug addicts and retards.
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This is the magic of Fishtank, and it's why I like when they have returning cast members because you get to see interactions like this when they're all on a level playing field (Letty isn't production now that the season is over).

Get me Blood Games 2. Show me Drake and Letty beefing. Show me Landon and Jimmy autistmaxxing. Unite the Twins and Tay into a dark triad. Kill Aryeh.
 
Letty hasn’t learned the peak hot girl way of not letting it show that a man rejecting you, that isn’t your boyfriend or husband, bothers you. She’s still operating on her Fishtank hot girl mindset.

It’s a weird concept in a modern America full of fatties and having Jet making an ordeal in S5 of injecting his Ozempic, but there are some people like Letty in S1 that benefit physically from putting on some weight.
S1 Letty looks like a version of a stick bug with the big round glasses and gaunt face.
 
Who should be the contestants and in the main party for Bloodgames 2?
Got bored so I put together some character ideas, updated from earlier

Main Party:

James Drake - Rogue - dual short blades + bow and arrow - sneak/lockpick/alchemy
Can use stealth (must walk like this) in combat for chain assassinations since his weapons are short and not as good. Brother to Alex B

Bingo/Bongo - Wizard Spellcasters - wands/beanbags - crowd control
Wear oversized wizard robes and fake beards. Thrown beanbags return for damage spells. but wands force enemies to follow commands as long as they're pointed at them
They are evolved forms of the mini wizard meme character, canonically the same exact wizard from last season, just split in two.

Landon - White Knight Custodian - longsword (mop?) and shield - Healer/Tank
Similar to Jimmy in BG1 with more nobility and less ingenuity. Can charm women for brief amounts of time, but they always reject him after the effect ends.
Can cleanse poison on touch once per day. Possibly Jimmy's grandson. Possibly Jon's grandson.

Direnc - Barbarian - 2-hand axe or flail
Cunt Rage special ability removes debuffs and makes her unkillable for a brief time. Letty's mom and daughter due to a time loop accident caused by Xavier. (a la Dark)

Mizzy - Bog Witch - staff/beanbags
Can make and sell poisons from collectable ingredients. Daughter of Bog Mama Rachel, cousin to voodoo mama juju from BG1

Bashir - Protege Bladesman under Xavier - 2 hand katana + bow and arrow
Powers are mysterious, Xavier gives him new abilities over the season. At some point he'll have an ability to silence women for 30 seconds

NPCs/Freeloaders

Xavier - Obvious. Possibly the main villain.
Aryeh - Uncle Fester type assistant to Xavier. Constantly ruins his monologues. Major boss fight later on.
Bliccy - Captured princess. Paraded around town in chains by one of the main villains every single day
Burt - Gay Creepy Orc. Essential character that breaks the game if killed.
Alex B - Undead brother of James Drake
Freddy - Crackhead evil rogue. Much more powerful than James thinks when he inevitably duels him to the death. Multiple health bars or something
Rachel - Bog witch (Mizzy's mom canonically) wheeled around in a wheelbarrow. Immune to spell effects, and grants same immunity when touching her or her wheelbarrow. Gives out potions sometimes.
Jimmy - Same character as before, but evil now because of Tay's death. Can heal himself, uses his flail and shield. Endgame boss
Ricky Berwick - "The last person to face Xavier in combat" "Look what he DID to him!"
Vampire Lord Bam - Shows up once and presents as a big bad, but never shows up again.
Random people from Famous House 2.0 would be funny. No ideas either way


The fun part of the main party would be the drama between Direnc, Mizzy, and Bashir, with James Drake trying to intervene and Bingo Bongo commenting on everything as mini wizards. Xavier would stir as much shit as possible by randomly buffing and debuffing Bashir. There are so many great combinations of fish that would be equally as good, these just came to mind first.
I like the idea of having more antagonistic NPCs, it gives the main cast more memorable interactions with them and keeps them thinking more about the RP and game. Neutral NPCs were good but mostly forgettable. I also added some familial ties to make the plot more confusing and connected to BG1.
 
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I love how Blane just understood he has become a 20 viewer fishtank streamer and just gave up. Who's next? Landon maybe? Then Bashir, then James, then the Twins. Josie is streaming to like 10 unbotted viewers, Burt and Alex who are supposed to be like the best fish of all time are streaming to 80 people. The only ones who consistently get above 100 viewers are Letty and Mizzy. So they don't pay for challenges anymore, there is no daily rate, they haven't hired anyone from the cast since Vance, you don't jumpstart your streaming career, if you are a normie it hurts your chances of getting a real job after being on the racist poopoo show. So why the fuck would anyone apply for future seasons if they aren't NEETs or degenerates?
 
tururu said:
I love how Blane just understood he has become a 20 viewer fishtank streamer and just gave up. Who's next? Landon maybe? Then Bashir, then James, then the Twins. Josie is streaming to like 10 unbotted viewers, Burt and Alex who are supposed to be like the best fish of all time are streaming to 80 people. The only ones who consistently get above 100 viewers are Letty and Mizzy. So they don't pay for challenges anymore, there is no daily rate, they haven't hired anyone from the cast since Vance, you don't jumpstart your streaming career, if you are a normie it hurts your chances of getting a real job after being on the racist poopoo show. So why the fuck would anyone apply for future seasons if they aren't NEETs or degenerates?
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Burt's last VOD on Youtube alone has 4.6k views. Are you retarded?
 
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