🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 466 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 579 38.3%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 52 3.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 119 7.9%

  • Total voters
    1,513
And some random string, I3CfNVqT+mrNWLXq5qMnC26flkHlt+grLxRMoSoexl4=which if you google search, leads to... a toilet product, lmfao
Toilet product?
That's a fucking bidet.
Literally a water gun aimed at your butthole, intended to shoot hot water at your ass after you've had anxiety diarrhea!

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This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.
 
Toilet product?
That's a fucking bidet.
Literally a water gun aimed at your butthole, intended to shoot hot water at your ass after you've had anxiety diarrhea!

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This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.
I lived in Spain for a fair bit. Bidets are great. The way Jeremy talks about them is extremely suspect. I think his ass is like raw from the wiping, remember he's probably taking numerous alcoholic diarrhoea shits daily.
 
I lived in Spain for a fair bit. Bidets are great. The way Jeremy talks about them is extremely suspect. I think his ass is like raw from the wiping, remember he's probably taking numerous alcoholic diarrhoea shits daily.
Why does everyone say they are great, you shouldn't take such pleasure in it. A baby wipe is fine for the straights
 
Why does everyone say they are great, you shouldn't take such pleasure in it. A baby wipe is fine for the straights
It more like a "A air fryer is great" or "A power shower is great", not whatever you are thinking.

BTW, baby wipes and such clog toilets, sewage systems and in many euro countries even regular toilet paper does. So you end up with a bin full of shitty toilet paper.
 
It more like a "A air fryer is great" or "A power shower is great", not whatever you are thinking.

BTW, baby wipes and such clog toilets, sewage systems and in many euro countries even regular toilet paper does. So you end up with a bin full of shitty toilet paper.
No it's diff lol. Dirty wipes in the bin are fine lol just like with a baby's wipes in the bin. In many countries like MX you have to throw TP in the bin too. Its all good man you don't need to titillate your bung hole like jer does, like how he misses it more than his wife when he leaves artworks-ynV2ZeNB1YY9kLsb-XPyjcQ-t500x500.jpg
 
Free my nigga Hannah Claire. Enough is enough

did he really say hannah is at "leadership camp" or are people just memeing because that's the excuse he gave when melonie married her beard?
Wasn't it Bible camp? I dunno. His excuses all suck. Should've said Hannah Claire was auditioning for Bibleman the musical or something
 
I tried to engage with his topics in good faith, they were talking about a Christian cellphone network and just saying something like “that’s a Pricy Phone Plan” got deleted in seconds, then I tried “it’s a gamble to chat here, mods are Purging Paragraphs Plentifully” and got stream muted.

Conclusion: the jannies, much like his wife’s Bull, get prepped by Jer before showtime. He educates them on casino verbiage, including PPP alliterations, like new cops on the force being told the street slang for drugs. He now spends more time prepping mods to sweep than he ever spent on his own show. SWEEP IT UP JER JER.

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Toilet product?
That's a fucking bidet.
Literally a water gun aimed at your butthole, intended to shoot hot water at your ass after you've had anxiety diarrhea!

View attachment 8957597

This nigga is either too fat to wipe his own ass or he's legit gay and anally masturbates with water.
There is a clip of Jeremy stating that when he's away from home, he misses his bidet more than he misses his wife or his pets.
 
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