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Worth noting he only served between 1931-34 and was executed due to this.
No, Roehm had been involved since 1919, the year the party was founded and began organizing paramilitary activities in 1923. He wasn't executed for his homosexuality, but because he wanted to to turn the entire German military into a revolutionary faggot organization. Himmler had enough of him, and he'd become a political liability to Hitler's credibility with the established military.
 
He wasn't executed for his homosexuality, but because he wanted to to turn the entire German military into a revolutionary faggot organization.
It was pretextual, but they did claim it was in part because of his homosexuality.
 
Seriously? That level of retardation is amazing.
Denmark is stupid, our language even stupider. At least we have some really funny city/town names. Like Røved (Assed/Arsed) or Balle (literally butt cheek, the cope from the locals is it's pronounced with an elongated A sound unlike the Danish word for butt cheek)

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Well I can't go back the restaurant I just had lunch at. They have an Asian waiter ( lesser Asian, Cambodian or Thai (possibly even Laotian)). I asked for more water and put a "prease" at the end. Even worse it was "prea... I mean please" he definitely thought it was intentional. Every time after I thanked him he ignored me but everyone else was like "your very welcome prease enjoy" (I'm joking he had no accent).

Plus on the car ride home with my wife and mother in law my wife says "damn lady that's a big dog" I had to physically restrain myself from making a YJK joke.



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That's how they do it in Japan.
ni - 2
juu - 10
ni juu - 20

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That's one way of doing it in Jap. When I mentioned upthread about their "interleaving of two different number systems", that's what I was sperging about.

One of their counting systems is derived from Chinese, and that is the very logical, simple one you've referenced in your post, but they also have a native, Japanese one as well. Sometimes, there is a choice of which to use, other times, one system only is used, while still other times, either system can be used, but with different meanings.

E.g.:
一日 ("One" "Day") can be read as either "ichi-nichi" (Chinese-style) or as "hito-hi" (Japanese-style).
二個 ("Two" "Objects") is read as "ni-ko", while 二人 ("Two" "People") can be read as either "ni-nin" (Chinese) or, more commonly, "futari" (Japanese).

Their words for 20 are extra-retarded, as using that number as a simple integer is "ni-juu", as you wrote above, BUT! twenty years of age is "hatachi", and all ages other than 20 end in the counter-word "-sai" (歳).

Calendar dates from 2~10 end in the Japanese counter word "-ka" in combination with Japanese integers (2 "fu", 3 "mi", 5 "i", 6 "mu", etc.), while dates from 11~31 use Chinese integers (1 "ichi", 2 "ni", 3 "san") with the counter-word "nichi", BUT! the fourth is "yok-ka", while the fourteetnth is "juu" (10, Chinese-style) + "yok-ka" (4, Japanese-style), and the twenty-fourth is "ni-juu" (20, Chinese-style) + "yok-ka" (4, Japanese-style). The first of the month alone has a special name: "tsuitachi" (from "moonrise" 月立).

There is similar retardation for dates ending in 8 (yoo-ka), and the twentieth alone is — for some reason — "hatsuka", because fuck you, that's why.

Oh, and the 30th day can also be read as "mi-so-ka", from the Japanese-style 3, and the Japanese-style 10 (but 10 itself isn't "so", but "too"; only higher multiples of 10 are "so").

100 is usually Chinese "hyaku", but sometimes Japanese "momo", while higher multiples of 100 (200, 300, etc.) are "o", as in 800 "ya-o", and while 10,000 (万) is almost always Chinese "man", it's Jap-style "yorozu" as in 万屋 "yorozu-ya": general store.

And people wonder why the Japs are so neurotic and drink so much.
 
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in hebrew ninety is תשעים which means nine tens (well, its the word for 9, with a plural suffix, which for numbers from 0-9, acts as a 10x multiplier) (thats because if you say nine-tens, you will mean 19, tho this rule only applies for 11-19), tho that is the default variant, cuz unlike any other noun type, numbers use female as default



why female?, well, numbers have to use the opposite grammatical gender to what they describe, if they dont describe anything, then they are opposite to the default (male)




there's a reason even fluent hebrew speakers throw half of the grammar off the window in 99% of cases


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No, Roehm had been involved since 1919, the year the party was founded and began organizing paramilitary activities in 1923. He wasn't executed for his homosexuality, but because he wanted to to turn the entire German military into a revolutionary faggot organization. Himmler had enough of him, and he'd become a political liability to Hitler's credibility with the established military.
Yeah, and it wasn't just Himmler who wanted him gone: several other ranking Nazis wanted Roehm out of the way of their own ambitions, the German officer caste was enraged by Roehm's plans to flood their beloved army with the brawling rabble which comprised the majority of the SA, the Junkers and wealthy businessmen were threatened by Roehm's genuine belief in the socialist parts of the Party platform (which Hitler understood to be mere talking points to attract the support of the working class, and never to be actually enacted)...

Roehm managed to piss off just about every power centre in Germany such that Hitler had no choice but to be rid of him, and even then, he had to essentially talk himself into it. Hitler was probably closer to Roehm than anyone else, and historians note that he was the only person whom Hitler addressed by the more familiar German pronoun "du".
 
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