🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

H3 is aggressively unwatchable good lord.
As mentioned before I will never complain about Kino Casino ever again, even if Andy's retardmaxxing.

I'm just immune to it. Unfortunately, they digress for a fuck ton of time. I have to use a scroll bar just to make sure I wasn't going to be sidetracked. To each their own. It might be that I like to see Ethan like he's Jeremy's version of Reverse Flash. Ethan has a family, successful podcast and business ventures, doesn't have to bribe co-hosts to stick around. Meanwhile, Jer has to do gay ops to get what he wants.

 

[Axel]

jesus, how many skeleton chairs does this nigga have in his closet

one too many heee hee hee haw haw haw

 

[Shuhalo]

"Soros personally arranged for someone to call my work and harass me over a coffee review"

In any other world this would be a schizo's mad ramblings. But these people legitimately think they're that important, and that Hamplanet is the last bastion between them and total WEF victory. Sad that things are going to blow over today though </3

 

[Axel]

nothing against "joon" but returnofmacncheese and mikeynomore have already put out some excellent compendiums of jere's ignominious behavior and the Casino have reviewed most or all of these already in great detail.. what exactly is there left to uncover.. short of finding the coffee factory and outing jere's grifts in even more detail.

Idk maybe normies not currently exposed to kino and these other creators

 

[Soapmore]

nothing against "joon" but returnofmacncheese and mikeynomore have already put out some excellent compendiums of jere's ignominious behavior and the Casino have reviewed most or all of these already in great detail.. what exactly is there left to uncover.. short of finding the coffee factory and outing jere's grifts in even more detail.

Idk maybe normies not currently exposed to kino and these other creators

This. Reach.

They can't stop the signal, Mal.

 

[Taki Supremacy]

This thread right now

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What happened I thought it was supposed to blow over?

 

[Soapmore]

What happened I thought it was supposed to blow over?

It's so over. Time to go home and lament our loss to one of our Male Betters. Better luck next time a-logs.

 

[GenuineSunset]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE BITCHUTE NOOOOOOOO!!!! (Archive, Mega)


"your hand picked content sir" (Old BitChute Archive)
(Local Archive):

1:14

 

[RotPockets]

The over is blown.

0:21

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Null should lock the thread for a few hours so Jer thinks he actually won

 

[McSneaks]

I think a better question is, with as much hatred Hambly's earned and as many people as it will Streisand if Joon's video is struck down, how many people will try to strike it down knowing Jeremy will be fingered for it? Rightly fingered of course, for opening these floodgates.

Edit: I meant to imply his detractors and supporters reporting Joon's video.

Ironically his wife is ALSO getting floodgates opened from being fingered by a stranger

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Okay guys it's definitely after midnight here. I checked and Hambly is still a fucking faggot. So prediction time. What happens next? Will he go live on Rumble or tap out?

Will Hannah do the funniest thing possible?


Will Jer do the funniest thing possible?

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Where were you when it all blew over?
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Tomorrow Jeremy will return to Rumble, he will be on the front page with 150,000 live viewers. No haters in the chat just fans telling him what a great weekend they had. He will make $30,000 in superchats. Hannah will be there smiling the whole time. Melonie will be getting fucked in her Christian asshole like God intended because she's off Mondays IT SAYS I CAN DO THIS IN THE BIBLE FAGGOTS. There's nothing anyone can do to stop him. Kino Casino will be banned from Kick and Rumble then deported to Alligator Alcatraz in exchange for lower tariffs by Jeremy's "non-pajeet state department rep." Kiwi Farmers commit mass suicide, the survivors all transition. By the end of 2026 10% of Youtube traffic is Jer reposting everyone else's full length videos with a 3 second intro. He builds an out building with a full condo, bowling alley, indoor lemon tree farm, truck stop, 20 Youtube sets, a gun range, car wash, bodega, nail salon, and card shop. Hannah and Mel move in and take turns sucking Jer's dick all day since he's now paying $10,000 an hour. The remaining Kiwis understand why Hannah stays around since Jer is physically unable to cum in her mouth so it's not that bad and she definitely isn't going to make that much money anywhere else. Adam Sellers fucks Johnny Junkers and SkyBrandon moves into the main Hambly bedroom to keep Heather happy. Heather finally gets the new plane that can do loop-de-loops. Total Jer victory.

We need a Jer version of Best Day Ever.

 

[D84]

Chris Pavlovski could do the funniest thing ever

 

[Soapmore]

Chris Pavlovski could do the funniest thing ever

He already kinda paved that path, by retweeting YellowFlash on Rumble (who is now sponsored there).

So prediction time. What happens next? Will he go live on Rumble or tap out?

As long as we're dreaming predicting, I think Youtube demonetizes Jer from the scandal, Rumble goes with Kino/Flash/etc, and Jer sucks a shotgun. Hopefully all alone.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

So, how was everybody’s weekend up to?

 

[Oranges]

So, how was everybody’s weekend up to?

I'm in WISCONSIN, so naturally I watched the CEO of the platform I've shilled for years retweet my enemy's stream which was all about calling me a cowardly faggot who should kill myself. I replayed the parts where my former internet fwend Nina Infinity was telling me to go to rehab in between having laughs at my expense and praising my arch detractors. Then I got really drunk and popped a xanny because that's just what we do in Wisconsin.

Spoiler: Prediction

I think they go live because Jer will have been too pilled out to engage in self-reflection during his totally real internet detox. He doesn't know what self-reflection is anyways. Not enough signs he's about to throw in the towel, just some cracks widening here and there. He can't just abandon his Rumble territory to the Kino Casino and Yellow Flash.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

ppp is on a mission from gawd

BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS. FUCK THE PACKERS

Idk maybe normies not currently exposed to kino and these other creators

Lia from Phase Connect and other Vtubers managed to get exposed to Chris Chan. Kirschke was one of the people that began looking into Jer Bear. It's a wild time

 

[Trans Randy]

Okay guys it's definitely after midnight here. I checked and Hambly is still a fucking faggot. So prediction time. What happens next? Will he go live on Rumble or tap out?

Will Hannah do the funniest thing possible?
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Will Jer do the funniest thing possible?
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It was about time Jer got his maternity leave. He must be in the like, 62nd trimester with his quintuplets.