🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 463 30.8%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 578 38.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 265 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.1%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 51 3.4%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 117 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,505
Ham Planet is one of those rare cases where not only do I think he and his associates should be bullied off the Internet, but every single one of his brain dead fans should be bullied off the Internet as well. Every single one of his fans are the sort of braindead cattle who kneecap any populist movement from the right by elevating soulless grifters instead of people with earnest beliefs. We all know the only reason he ever agreed to a debate was so he could get YellowFlash struck on YouTube (which would be a shame because unlike Coomalot and Snap Filtered Craig, Flash can be entertaining).
 
Was second screening a vid by Bearing's wife for background fun, listening to her make fun of trannies as usual and noticed she snuck in a pic of Jeremy. Probably as a nod to her Hubby's old pal

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I think Camelot331 livestream on Youtube just got struck down again, while talking about Hambly.

Stream issues. Sign of the times that a stream ending abruptly we suspect Hambly.
 
Call me a boomer, but all I know is that if prime Artie Lange was raised by Mennonites, could cast endless bossburst spells with the shrillness of Gilbert Gottfried, carry a show like prime Stern, PPP is what you get.
Also, Tardski doesn't get enough credit. I don't think many could be second chair to PPP and survive, let alone bounce off him like Dented Phoenix does. We're watching broadcast history tbh.
There is no one in memory that could take down ol' Jer like these guys have done. Thanks for the good times, boys.
 
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Soapmore said:
I think Camelot331 livestream on Youtube just got struck down again, while talking about Hambly.

Stream issues. Sign of the times that a stream ending abruptly we suspect Hambly.
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Camelot wasn't even that harsh on TheQuartering. I listened to a couple of his streams and his take was pretty level headed.
 
Schpoots said:
I'm spinning in my grave at all the people that take his words seriously and then act surprised when he doesnt follow thru. He has been doing literaly exactly this for a decade.
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Even this excuse he's using to apparently avoid the Yellowflash thing won't be adhered to. His excuse for not following through is yet another lie unto itself. He may end up being good about not leaving any public evidence, but there is no way he is staying off of the internet and his phone for even a single day.
 
Kakkerum420 said:
It will blow over on the 4th guys, so get you A-logging in now!
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That was one of his greatest lines on a surmisable level. Saw it live and couldn't stop laughing. There's a perfect irony in that yes, there have been many influencer scandals that blow over within a week. This is absolutely NOT one of those times :story: .
Jer, you're in for a circumnavigational marathon.
Happy weekend!
 
BootyWarriorUkaUka said:
Hold on.... THE BULL REALLY WAS AT THE REN FAIR?!? ☠️
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If Mrs. Jer is there, every man besides Jer is a potential bull. Probably most women, too. The world is her bull.

trolol said:
I seriously don't know how anyone can still support this faggot. Everything about him is detestable.
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There are very few people who like him, and the people who do share Jer's worst qualities - they just aren't brave or charismatic enough to monetize it.

SchizoDaemon said:
Melonie and Jeremy both engage in DARVO. That is fundamentally disingenuous. There is no way Mel believes people are coming after him because he allegedly converted to Christianity.
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I agree with what you're saying, but it's not necessarily incongruous with what I said. I think genuinely evil people are capable of rationalizing lots of things to themselves that normal people can't make sense of. Actually, I think that's one of the biggest reasons why the world has been so fucked ever since the Enlightenment.

The Secret Sauce said:
Enjoy it while it lasts, bros. Only 3 more days until this all blows over and everyone moves on :(
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I'm coming to the realization that I've been wrong about everything with Jer. Ironically, Trump was 100% on the money - Jer's support of MAGA has him winning so much, he's probably getting tired of winning. I don't know if I can keep coping anymore with how Jer is able to keep winning so much.

Jer, since you're here, please consider this my official signal of complete surrender. I only pray he will have mercy on me.

 
QwahlityKahntent said:
i wouldn't hold my breath. i think she actually believes that he's a good guy and true and honest christian
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I’d rather it be the other way around, where Jer snakes Melonie by leaking information about her and Johnny that obliterates any chance for her to make any kind of comeback and destroys their marriage. They all need to go and get real jobs instead of carrying on with their Peter Pan syndromes in their 40s.
 
This "phone/internet detox" is probably just a cover to do more gay ops or try to cover up some Coffee Brand Coffee shit. More flaggotry is on the way now and he'll probably say we're all obsessed with him afterwards
 
Kakkerum420 said:
It's Jer, you suspected correctly.
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Jer: May 4th? This will all be forgotten

Jer then proceeds to duck a debate with a gay excuse where people will be clowning on him Monday still. Unless by then he hopes to get every channel that mentions him at all nuked.

But I don't think Jer is that ballsy.
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
Exactly.
What charity as Melonie even done? I could be missing something but I don't see her out on mission trips or mixing it up with average blue collar Christians doing community project.
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That would require her to go out and mingle with us peons. Queen Melonie is better than us, and she knows it. After all, she had all of the time when she lived in her small town in Texas to go out and actually meet real people and maybe find an actual good, decent, and straight man, but that wasn’t good enough for her. No, the woman who co host the E3 2017 preshow, hosted All Chat, went on FNT deserves the best.
The Secret Sauce said:
I'm surprised this is your read on her. I haven't known who she is for very long, but I think of her as a bold-faced liar about her religion. I think she would piss on a crucifix and burn a bible if she got $5k and a guarantee that nobody would find out.
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No, she’s genuine about her faith, she’s just ultra retarded and feels the need to act like an edgy 00s teen. She used to go on Neo Pets to proselytize and has gone to Bible camp in her teens.
RMQualtrough said:
I think Jeremy and Melonie get sexual gratification, or some other type of gratification, from being insulted and humiliated. I think Jeremy is actively turned on while Melonie gets off on the attention.

That's one of the downsides of a-logging them. There's a good possibility Jeremy is actually masturbating to your comment calling him a disgusting fat cuckold autist.
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Both of them are attention seeing narcissists, her way more than him. Don’t forget, she is a modern woman that has been on the internet all her adult life, so she has had guys kiss her ass and crawl into her DMs; it has inflated her ego to the size of Rhode Island.
 
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