If he was an Ice Goblin, he would've had an easy walk home from the mall. No, Chance is a regular old fashioned Shit Goblin. His only super power is diarrhea.
New Raxx is so bad that reverting to Raxx Classic is gonna send the MBM stonks through the roof.
Only if I can dress as The Monarch and be there when this happens.
Bruh, never save porn to your main, and never even look at porn on your main or the same browser. I can't remember if Chance has ever been caught with porn tabs? I doubt it since he can't ever share his screen properly.One of the first things you see on screen are her stories.
when his Google searches were leaked, we saw some shit.....
I don't know if he was ever caught with a tab open live, but your comment made me remember this post by Nigger boi
Can't stand her "updates" anymore. Is always the same 20 minute torture session of Cyraxx moaning "i love you baby" while kissing the webcamCassandra posted another call.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLlm35iPwyA
One of the first things you see on screen are her stories.
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There's a Goonette for every Gooner out there.
Deeply unsurprised that the crazy white bitch who, you really could believe is some fat torta spic, rubs it to more attractive (and probably mostly plastic tbf) White women.There's a Goonette for every Gooner out there
Jesus Christ. I can't even like, think of some silly way to make fun of this, this is just genuinely disturbing.
Cyraxx has 4 sort of modes of existence: sex/deviate actions, rage/communicating (poorly), exbawks and sleep. Sex is the main driver for his existence. Much like a virus or bacteria his only real goal is to reproduce or in his case, shoot his goblin dust. Let us all pray to God that he is sterile and the last of his cursed bloodline.
You know, Rapel and Raxxpa really missed out on a golden opportunity. I remember maybe 11 or 12 years ago the history channel, Discovery channel, A&E and every other channel that mainly shits out low effort reality shows were cranking out new terrible shows almost daily about Alaska. Any mildly weird white trash family they could find willing to sell what little dignity they had would get a multi season show that would be constantly hyped and advertised daily like it was some big event. Alaska is always portrayed like it's the Yukon in 1896 completely lacking any modern infrastructure or amenities and they would always pretend to be living off the grid or gold mining or larping as some new age pioneers or some shit, the most trivial tasks would be constantly comically over dramatized.
Those seemed potentially fake though lmfao even though they were funny. I remember the search about rocks being edible and that just seems like a troll had to have put that in there. That and a few of the other searches like about Sallys body seem p fake lmfao. I hope they aren't.
We have caught his searches a number of times. This is also how we know he searched "Are rocks edible".
I'm not convinced those searches are fake. Like, they're so perfectly in character that it's almost uncanny to replicate if they ARE fake lmfao.
"sally wilkins nudes"
Rule number 1 of the goblinverse: Chance is always, always, dumber and more evil than you think. No exceptions.
Did you miss the whole Google leak? It wasn't just screenshots of searches, it was whole-ass html files showcasing his Google searches.
I simply do not have the stomach to watch more of her horrific lovers chats with the goblin. There is nothing entertaining about hearing him constantly saying "I love you", it's just gross and I'm completely over it. Unless she has a bunch of Raxxouts stashed away somewhere, it's time to just dump the raw footage and move on to another cow.
I literally can only watch these when Morty covers them.
Ironic considering he was literally born in Alaska.
I know a few people raised in AK. All of them talk about the abysmal dating pool. Aside from being statistically the biggest sausagefest in the union, most high school graduates (at least the ones with aspirations) flee to the lower 48 as fast as they can. Then you have societal rejects flooding in from other states to get away from their “bad reputation” back home. Bulk of rural residents (Connie was in Kenai iirc) often haven’t traveled out of state, except maybe a flight down to Seattle for medical care.
