🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 447 30.4%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 47 3.2%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,470
Still loving how this dogpiling of the Quartering has caused fags teetering on the cow spectrum to take a shot at the Hamplanet like a pack of vultures, despite lacking any self awareness that they're two steps removed from being just as pathetic as he is.
 
gunt cat said:
Still loving how this dogpiling of the Quartering has caused fags teetering on the cow spectrum to take a shot at the Hamplanet like a pack of vultures, despite lacking any self awareness that they're two steps removed from being just as pathetic as he is.
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Its like ppp said. Jer is the dead whale, and everyone is getting a bite on his way down to the dark abyss.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I'm not a drinking, nor a gambling man. But I'd buy a round for all the Kiwis if he wasn't buying bots to blanket downvote every single comment on his videos since they're all "Bull, Oranges, Weekend, Cuck, Drunk, Felted, etc." and the few genuine retards that watch him are getting caught in the crossfire.
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I also am not a drinking man but when Charlie or Westjett cover the quarterpounder I will open my bottle of vodka and take a victory shot.
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mister fireworks said:
"The iFill 800 is going to run about $14,000-$16,000 and produce 400-1,200 cups per hour, depending on which version (older versus XP machine). The cups themselves are around $.21 each. I'll confess that the only reason I have an iFill 800 is because I jumped on a smoking hot deal within 5 minutes of its posting online. Otherwise, I'd probably stick with the cheap Chinese weigh-fill route and only make them when I have a large order.
There may be a compatibility issue, but the cups work in every machine I have used. I had one customer show me how the cups did not go all the way down into their machine because of a ridge around the cup about 1/4" below the lid. I think they worked fine, though, and they were not used to the machine working that way with other cups they purchased."
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I just went to their website and its listed as $22k-26k, but scrolling down to the bottom, they list not affiliated with Kuerig Dr Pepper, and I know the precise dimensions of the K-Cup are under some sort of patent or something (or at least were when I used to have a Kuerig). When I had a "Kuerig 2.0" brewer I got for Christmas that did regular K Cups or the fancy ones that made cappuccino, it didn't work with store brand K Cups, only ones with the official K Cup logo on the box.

I think the entire thing is a fucking scam, but knowing a retard like Quarter Pounder, he'd just ask his drop-shipper/white-labeler how much to add it, and they quoted him at $80k and he drunkenly slurred out a "yuh... tha sounz like ill make money... I'll pay!"

I found this site clicking a random link in google and they have K Cup machines as expensive as $36k, so him overpaying wouldn't be a major shock. I'd laugh if the woke coffee company he was using scammed him to get themselves a fancy K Cup machine, then dumped his ass anyways.
 
The Pulverizer said:
I strongly encourage others to look into what he's said about his pets in the past. He hasn't even mentioned his cats in a recent video to my knowledge, so who knows what happened to them in a house with three German Shepherds.
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I will say this in defense for Jeremy, he has in the Tism podcast talked about his dog. The dog had cancer, was operated on but the cancer had spread to its lymph nodes. He was torn if he should give the dog kemo. I am not sure what treatment he went with in the end but he told multiple stories how he spent more time with the dog in its final months.
He brought it to his parents often as a park day, let it swim alot in his back yard pool and wasn't angry but understanding when the dog pissed and shitted all over because it lost control of the bowel movments.
I did not clip this because it was mostly sad.

Edit: could clip at some point but would have to go trough some older episodes because I didn't timestamp those at the time.
 
Spooky Dogwood said:
Still a guy paying hundreds of thousands of dollars is probably more valuable to Youtube than the people viewing or uploading videos. Since he provides money to them directly it makes him the customer instead of the product. It also makes me wonder if it might have been a better idea and cheaper for him to shill his coffee by sponsoring youtubers with decently sized followings directly instead of going through Youtube's ad system. Some of the worst products on the market are the most sucessful and most recognizable brands due to this type of advertising.
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The amount of revenue he is bringing in, with a good chunk of his audience coming from botted/paid subs more than likely showing shit engagement (remember YouTube is able to look behind the curtain) is negligible. This is even when considering any money he is spending on ads.

Hambeast is almost assuredly doing small, localized campaigns within North America (maybe the UK/Canada although I seriously fucking doubt it.) That's nothing when you compare to how much brands like, say, Coke, are dumping on the platform in ad campaigns running pretty much everywhere in the world. But lol if he's running ads to people from, say, the Philippines or Brazil.

I'm also pretty sure that Hambeast tried to get affiliate marketing or endorsements going from people within his sphere. I seem to remember him being really obnoxious at trying to plug it when he was doing appearances on other panels/shows/whatever, or trying to shoehorn it into the mentions of people. But most sane people realize that the Quartering was a poison pill brand and not worth having longterm association, and the amount of damage he's done to his brand equity this past month has turned it radioactive.

And the other problem is that unlike some of the shit brands you're mentioning, the marketing genius behind Cuckold Brand Coffee is Jeremy himself. He's not exactly Paul Newman in terms of appeal as the face of a brand, and he's not exactly Don Draper with his marketing savvy.
 
Delany's Donkey said:
I'm surprised to learn Sargon's gimp is even still around
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The Romanian gypsy is like a bridge troll. In hiding until he can collect his toll.

RMQualtrough said:
Zooming in on someone's ass and tits filming them following them around is obviously different from just checking them out with your eyes btw. It's really disgusting. Imagine walking around at a family event with your children and there's some guy walking right beside you pointing a camera at your cock zoomed right in just filming your crotch while you walk.
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It is disgusting but perfectly legal.

AltisticRight said:
Well, we tried. Nothing worked.
Bitchute is just a garbage site.
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One of the angel investors is a real Trump deranged shitbag who would sperg out in the comments on people and probably still does. He has done it to me more than once for calling out his retardation on his videos there. He is just as much of a sleazy scumbag as Jer too who lies and loves to move the goalpost.

As a angel investor, he is literally a part owner in BitChute. When i pointed that out, he actually tried to deny that he owned any stock when I was specific and said shares which can be a totally different animal. When I proved he did own a share in the company, he then claimed he only owned stock and didn't have any say or represent the company. When I pushed the issue and pointed out that as an investor at the time he became one there was no stock which means he own a physical share of the company, he proceeded to go full retard on me. He told me to leave BitChute and that it didn't want me there. That is something Jer would do.

Oh wait, that is what he kind of has been doing since he took down the KCC's and Andy's channels with everything since.

moocow said:
And ... yet again ... imagine witnessing that and doing nothing.

Fucking idiots. HIT HIM. If you don't like him doing it, fucking DO SOMETHING.

Or wait a few years and then bitch about it on a basket weaving forum adjunct or whatever, what do I know? :story:
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So, your bright idea is that someone should do something to Jer and be the only one going to jail? Are you fucking clinically retarded? Serious question.

Adamska said:
Oh that's annoying for the person who has to do it. Basically there's this highly powerful flavor agent that they use whenever they start making these. It's real easy to spread, it's real easy to have infuse your clothing, and it stinks like high heaven because it is that flavor intensified to 11.

Jeremy's a real cunt for picking these flavors rather than just doing creamers. If I had to guess it's mainly just because that was what Mill Creek had and that was probably what met a PC was doing.
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I believe it is basically the same type food grade flavorings used in e-juice except it is in a binding agent so it can coat the coffee beans. With vaping it definitely isn't as bad with the smell penetrating into things like clothing, even skin, but it can happen. Artificial maple is one of the flavors that permeates into fabrics and even skin with contact to e-juice. One of my juices in rotation is a pancake with maple syrup one and if I get it on my hands, I can smell it for a while after even with washing my hands multiple times.

Gruntgar The Indentured said:
As long as you keep one eye closed all the way home from the bar you should be good.
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Or alternate between the two if you have to. Where he lives, it doesn't look like there is much to hit too.

RMQualtrough said:
Did anyone save that YouTube short of Jeremy as a terrorist striking down channels with Al-Qaeda style subtitles over Andy saying the Casino was hit like "Foolish Westerner who dared to defy Al Ham-Bali" or something? Lol... It was removed. I should have saved it, it was the best meme so far.

Fuck!

Remember, EVERY video talking bad about the cuck will be removed at some point. When you remortgage your house to spend 100K a month on YouTube ads this is the special privileges you get.
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I hope they did. I haven't seen it yet but remember when someone did a terrorist parody video for Sargon of Retard and his crew of gay ops faggots. It was some really priceless shit that hit at them hard with making fun of them, Because it did, they went full gay ops and got it took down before people realized someone should save it for posterity. I miss that video making fun of them.
 
Your-AI-Overlord said:
So, your bright idea is that someone should do something to Jer and be the only one going to jail? Are you fucking clinically retarded? Serious question.
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What if they put on a dress, and THEN hit him? Did that tranny that beat him up ever go to jail?

I know there's a lot going on right now, but never forget that Jeremy Dale Hambly got beat up by a tranny
 
Your-AI-Overlord said:
I've had them with a ridiculous amount of time before you can skip or so you can't skip at all. He has to pay extra for that piss you off type of shit too.
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I am honestly surprised that even with all the Kino Casino, true crime, abandoned business docs I watched that I never encountered a Quartering ad.

Not Funny said:
HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS OWN OPINIONS!
HE'S USING HIS DOG AS A PROP!
HE'S A FLAGGOT!
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To be fair, Jer probably started fangirling when Alinity abuses her fuckin cat.
 
Varicose Veins said:
I will say this in defense for Jeremy, he has in the Tism podcast talked about his dog. The dog had cancer, was operated on but the cancer had spread to its lymph nodes. He was torn if he should give the dog kemo. I am not sure what treatment he went with in the end but he told multiple stories how he spent more time with the dog in its final months.
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Nevertheless, he shouldn't mistreat the dogs he has right now. If anything he should know better as a pet owner that had to take care of a dog that was suffering from cancer.
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wasn't angry but understanding when the dog pissed and shitted all over because it lost control of the bowel movments.
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Oh, so that's why this dog got special treatment.
 
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