Line Of The Day

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  1. A moment ago - Connor:
    @ Melchett, I have hairy legs and a carpet of virility that would make Alec Baldwin and Sean Connery cream themselves.
 
A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
@ CWCissey, MY COUSIN?
  1. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
    ew
  2. A moment ago - CätPärty:
    ew
  3. A moment ago - CWCissey:
    @ Dormiebasne, No the other one

A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE YOU SICK ASSHOLES

  1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    BY TEH WAY SPEAKING OF PEDOPHILIA
  2. A moment ago - Alan Pardew
    replied to thread Dormiebasne.
  3. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    https://www.dropbox.com/s/xge3hnnc6bdboay/ChickenHawk- Men Who Love Boys 720p.mp4
  4. A moment ago - CWCissey:
    YOU RUBBED HER. YOU MURDERED HER. YOU ABDUCTED CHILDREN!
  5. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    CAN ANYONE SEE THAT LINK?
  6. A moment ago - WanderingVagabond
    replied to thread Shy Hard 2: Shy Harder.
  7. A moment ago - Dynastia
    replied to thread Social Justice Warriors.
  8. A moment ago - Melchett:
    yes but im not clicking it
  9. A moment ago - Melchett:
    I dont wanna see your depravity dormie
  10. A moment ago - Alan Pardew:
    Why should I? :stupid:
  11. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
 
  1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    IT IS NOT ILLEGAL
  2. A moment ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
    IT FEELS ILLEGAL
  3. A moment ago - Dynastia:
    this is why i hate weebos :(
  4. A moment ago - Judge Holden:
    @ Mobutu Sese Seko, dont worry, chickenhawks safe, just disturbing
  5. A moment ago - Hunger Mythos:
    @ Dormiebasne, The cops are coming
EDIT:
  1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    IT IS A DOCUMENTARY THAT PROVIDES FRIGHTENING INSIGHT INTO THE MINDS OF PEDOPHILES AND IS OFTEN USED BY POLICE TO TRAIN THEIR OWN REGARDING SEX OFFENDERS
  2. A moment ago - Guardian G.I.:
    @ Dynastia, turns out RL CP wasn't banned there, and now it's illegal. Loli and shota stuff is apparently still ok, though
 
Dormie, on his ideal relationship:

  1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
    Owing to my failing voice, thinning pate, and poor eyesight a college relationship would be most ideal--which means the girl calls me up, we agree to meet in my room for an evening together, and I don't have to take her out, spend money on her, or even speak to her if I don't wish...the same system I lived under before. But no, the selfish elitist minds who run the school scream "Duh, them's our perks, you not has that" and shut me out.
 
  1. 1 minute ago - Ronald Raygun:
    @ Mondo Zappa, Honestly, I just need to know whats good for you guys so I can drive into the mall. You choose the time
  2. A moment ago - Green Puddin:
    "into" a mall
  3. A moment ago - CWCissey:
    @ Ronald Raygun, Like The Blues Brothers?
  4. A moment ago - UnwiseKhan:
    Sounds like the kind of thing that would make local news, at least.
  5. A moment ago - chimpchan:
    drive into the mall wall
  6. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
    i should have wroeded thatb etbbet
 
  1. 1 minute ago - Melchett:
    alright, all writers better stop writing, i just wrote the best story ever
  2. 1 minute ago - bungholio:
    @ Melchett, connor is better
  3. 1 minute ago - Melchett:
    @ bungholio, SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
  4. 1 minute ago - Dynastia:
    @ Melchett, does it have molly dickwalds?
  5. A moment ago - Melchett:
    see, connor cant show that sort of raw emotion
  6. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    why would anyone want whore mouths shut? This seems counterproductive.
  7. A moment ago - bungholio:
    @ Hellblazer, not when I'm the whore
  8. A moment ago - Dynastia:
    yeah, nice job keeping your story internally consistent, you hack
  1. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    @ Melchett, Connor doesn't know how human emotions work
  2. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    I'm pretty sure he's some kind of first-generation replicant
  3. A moment ago - The Knife:
    Connor doesn't know how a lot of shit works.

  1. 1 minute ago - Melchett:
    To be fair, a lot of people dont know how a lot of shit works - could you all tell me how a combustion engine works?
  2. A moment ago - bungholio:
    how does a positron collider work?
  3. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    @ Melchett, you turn the key and it vrooms
  4. A moment ago - Dynastia:
    @ Melchett, petrol explodes in a piston and it makes a fanbelt turn wheels, duh
  5. A moment ago - The Knife:
    No but I could probably do the necessary research before trying to write about it.
  6. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
    dude thats gay
  7. A moment ago - Hellblazer:
    @ bungholio, you put two positrons on the road with Asian drivers
  8. A moment ago - hal9000:
    @ bungholio, autism
  9. A moment ago - Dynastia:
    @ bungholio, positrons explode inside a piston after colliding against each other on a fanbelt
  10. A moment ago - hal9000:
    or that too
 
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