Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Double posting to announce that Vicki finally has her life together and endless possibilities await.

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in what sense is her life together?

I can't think of any opportunities for her. I don't even think McDonalds would take her on.

Also I don't know if she's noticed the job market for well qualified people is shit right now. Gutted she didn't provide any examples of the opportunities she thinks she has because I enjoy her completely delulu tweets.
 
I’m sure corporations and governments alike are lining up to bring on a disability consultant willing ready and able to work from home most weekdays from 11am-2pm (diarrhoea permitting)
 
Side-quest: some idiot drama in the retweets. Started with someone pointing out the value of leaving the house every now and again.

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The nerve! Vicky immediately retweeted the most humorless and narcissistic take on this insult to the eternally online & afflicted:

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And Dizzy just keeps going:
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No, she’s not grooming anyone, she’s obviously fucking joking.
Imagine living this joyless existence. Forever offended, forever self righteous, forever lame. It’s exhausting just trying to follow along. But also, you know, hilarious.
 
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If they didn't have perceived slights to seethe about they would spontaneously combust.
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They remind me o that Zen koan"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one hears it, does it makea sound?"

These people operate on the principle ""If I am seething about something, but don't tweet it, do I really exist?" Which is good for us enjoyers of people being insane on the internet.

ETA- if they made the spaces she's asking for, she'd just complain they were wrong in some other way.

I've been out with disabled people, including severe mobility issues who rightly refuse to get wheelchair or only use it when absolutely needed. And it was fine. You might need to research where you're going a bit and be patient if they are slower moving. These people want to have lives and don't let their disabilities limit them, to the extent that's possible. Internet disabled people just want to use it as an excuse to berate people and never do anything.

I'm sure the ITT wheelchair users can concur that it is possible to leave the house and go to most places- I think by law here, as long as its not a listed building, a lot of different types of places are required to have disabled access.
 
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I'm sure the ITT wheelchair users can concur that it is possible to leave the house and go to most places- I think by law here, as long as its not a listed building, a lot of different types of places are required to have disabled access.
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Damn right. I can go everywhere I did before I became a dalek, it just requires a little more planning to double check access. I can go on holiday, go to concerts, bitanic gardens, all that jazz.
The twitter seethers were most likely terminal shut ins prior to becoming "disabled". The insistence on masking still makes me laugh. INSTANT DEATH WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE!
 
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I like part where she implies that her use of a mobility aid has something to do with her inability to be around cocaine.

Clawing your way out of an addiction sure can be tough. Fiending for some coke is not a disability, though.
 
She worded it as if she was recovering from using mobility aids, which sounds terribly ableist if you ask me.

Maybe the local gays hold their parties on rooftops specifically so that they don't have to listen to her entitled whining?
 
No shit gays meet at bars and clubs and drink. Yes, it’s a party because people leave the house for a party. It’s the straight with extra steps girls who have this idea that ‘queer spaces’ should be rooms where everyone sits around politely being queer at each other. Being gay isn’t an activity in and of itself. Who the fuck is gonna show up to hang out masked and sober with tumblr’s whiniest bitches?
She could join a gay board game group, or a choir, or a hiking group and fake being queer there if she wants to avoid drugs and sex, but no, she has to scold the people who are enjoying their lives instead of signing up for inclusive struggle sessions with her and her narcissistic buddies.
We don’t want to include you, you sound awful.
 
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Jesus Christ, you whiny bitch - if want that so bad, post online about starting a local group that meets these parameters.

But of course she won’t do it because it’s so much easier to roll around on the floor and scream or to wait for others to do it for them. (And even then, she’ll find SOME REASON to not go; “OMG WHERE ARE SEPARATE BATHROOMS FOR ENBIES!? WHY AREN’T THERE WHEELCHAIRS THAT HOVER LIKE PROFESSOR X’s?!”)

I’m a faggot that goes to two different gaming groups for LGBTQ+ people, and no no one forces cocaine, booze, or sex on me (though I would not turn down the last two). We meet on a level area with ramps and accessible bathrooms and plenty of handicapped parking. Everyone gives the disabled members lots of leeway and patience. This bitch is taking outliers and extreme scenarios to prop up her bullshit because she wants an excuse to be a shut-in and professional victim.
 
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They remind me o that Zen koan"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one hears it, does it makea sound?"

These people operate on the principle ""If I am seething about something, but don't tweet it, do I really exist?" Which is good for us enjoyers of people being insane on the internet.

ETA- if they made the spaces she's asking for, she'd just complain they were wrong in some other way.

I've been out with disabled people, including severe mobility issues who rightly refuse to get wheelchair or only use it when absolutely needed. And it was fine. You might need to research where you're going a bit and be patient if they are slower moving. These people want to have lives and don't let their disabilities limit them, to the extent that's possible. Internet disabled people just want to use it as an excuse to berate people and never do anything.

I'm sure the ITT wheelchair users can concur that it is possible to leave the house and go to most places- I think by law here, as long as its not a listed building, a lot of different types of places are required to have disabled access.
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I happen to live in Stockholm, power level I know, but I'm one of over a million who does, and wheelchair access is not granted here because of all the historical buildings.
And that is fine, I'd rather we build new accessible ones than destroying the older architecture.

But I do know from experience, albeit many years ago now and I don't hang around with idiots anymore that groups who usually scream about inclusion doesn't give a fuck about including wheelchair users and tend to choose the quirky and cozy cafés and stuff in old buildings for their meetings and then go pichachu face when you point out that it's not possible to get into the locale with a wheelchair.

Today I do find it so fucking funny that these same people still screech about inclusion and yet for almost twenty years have been absolutely incapable of choosing meeting places where "everyone" can attend.
So it's not like it's a new grievance in those circles.

But yeah, it doesn't affect me anymore so it's hilarious.
If black troons would be more likely to be in a wheelchair that would change in a heartbeat. :lol:
 
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Sure ye did Victoria. It's such a little thing but I bet it's still a lie.

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Gawsh, I wonder what possibly cause the situation where you spontaneously pnuemothoraxededed!?

It's gonna be fucking hillarious when the study on the shit that the munchies have put into their lungs via masks comes out.

(edit to add, this was on one of the extraneous munchie profiles orbiting from Vicky's. I lol'd, half cos I love genuINE🤠 pigs, half because I love laboured jokes that are only faintly funny in the initial):
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And that is fine, I'd rather we build new accessible ones than destroying the older architecture.
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Agreed, we have a lot of old buildings too that are just never going to be accessible but are of hisotrical importance.

What I find nuts though is that you can find a restaurant online in a newer building (i.e. non-listed so any changes can be made without a bunch of red tape) that claims to be accesssible, phone them to ensure, and then find out on entering that the toilets are up a tight spiral staircase. Like wtf? Needing three adults helping someone so they don't have to use their elbows to get to the toilets is not, to my mind, accessible. What if she was just there on a date with her husband? He helped but could not have done it alone.

The staircase was in the middle of ht restaurant too so everyone was naturally watching. We did put in a complaint afterwards but this day that place claims to be accessible. Taught us a lesson though- when you call, ask about whether its just the entrance or whether there is an accessible toilet should nature call.

Sorry this is off topid, for a relatively old city NYC is reasonably accessible, based on recollections from visists decades ago, I guess I just needed to get that rant off my chest. Especially cos now I imagine munchies have poisoned the well so they might well enter a location in a wheelchair but if needed can just walk up those spiral stairs- I hope its not going to result in a reduction in accessibility for those who need it, if business owners start to think you can actually just walk if you really need to.

Re other tweet- Coney Island just makes me think of Requiem for a Dream.. If you are not familiar, don't read/watch unless you think you are too happy and need to bring your mood down.

None of these munchies wsh their masks between uses, or use disposable ones precisely once, or sanitise their hands before putting them on.

Can you put directives like "wear an N95" that in your chart if they aren't doctor-agreed? If so I am moving to the USA and saying I require a cat and a lambic beer whenever someone enters the room. That person does know that people with severely contagious diseases are quarantined right? And in those cases healthcare staff take a bunch of decontamination measures before exiting.

Do you know the best way to avoid a nosocomial infection? Don't go to hospital if you don't need to, and don't do shit like wearing dirty masks months on end that will land you there eventually.

I also strongly doubt a doctor touched open wounds without washing their hands, and possibly without gloves (not sure of the procedure there but I can't see them touching an open wound without gloves). Actually why would they even be touching her wounds unless its to stitch them?
 
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I’m a faggot that goes to two different gaming groups for LGBTQ+ people, and no no one forces cocaine, booze, or sex on me (though I would not turn down the last two). We meet on a level area with ramps and accessible bathrooms and plenty of handicapped parking. Everyone gives the disabled members lots of leeway and patience. This bitch is taking outliers and extreme scenarios to prop up her bullshit because she wants an excuse to be a shut-in and professional victim.
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She lives in NYC. She could absolutely find a few different queer social clubs that either already adhere to this level of accessibility, or would be willing to if she asked semi-politely.
 
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