slungus22 asks, "WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO ON THIS SITE ANYMORE???"

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Does that mean slungus has a hamster inside of him or what? I'm not hip to this newfangled lingo.
its a dumb reference to my shitty joke I made earlier making fun of the whole "BY READING, POSTING, OR OTHERWISE ENGAGING WITH THIS THREAD, YOU EXPLICITLY AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS" thing which makes no sense and is pretty retarded because thats not how the internet work

If I made a thread here or made my own forum or whatever, I'd prefer if I didn't have to interact with a bunch of cosmopolitan schucks, or their attack dogs or people I generally find myself disagreeing with, BUT ALAS! I can't! Whatever shall I do?!

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You are such a fucking cord nigger by allowing Discord, Roblox, and X to corrode your mind. I don't see what you see.
Have a nice tainted injection of bathtub HRT while talking about how EVIL people when they demand to have obstacles installed for strangers to access children on the Internet.
Like, really. Come on. These kids aren't going to groom themselves. You're such a transphobic piece of shit heteronormative breeder.
But also lololol jk jk jk fr fr gottem lol
But also also take me very seriously and how dare you
 
Boring aah cow. Say something about how one of the mods touch kids or how troons are oppressed in the west so we can give you that attention you desperately crave lest you disintegrate like a lich losing his phylactery laugh at you
 
WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN SITE ANYMORE???

i LITERALLY CANNOT post up in a SINGLE FUCKING THREAD I ACTUALLY ENJOY. like every last muthafuckin goddamn time i TRY ta engage like a aiiight fuckin human bein whoz ass just wants ta rap or argue or whatever, outta nowhere some BAN HAPPY MOD WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX just swoops up in n' BANS ME FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER. like i dont git dat shit. how tha fuck is it even possible dat every last muthafuckin time i try ta cook up a aiiight conversation or defend a playa or say sum'n real, some random mod just decides i be tha PROBLEM, biatch? n' not tha absolute retardz postin tha same "____ is ____ n' i wouldnt bust a nut on her/him" its freshly smoked up or something?

first off, i git banned from tha cardpostin thread cuz i dared ta defend tha muthafucka gettin smeared by alt right extremist. n' what tha fuck happens, biatch? when i PUSH BACK against dem idiots suddenly IM THE FUCKING PROBLEM, biatch? like seriously, whoz ass tha fuck banned mah crazy ass fo' representin' a playa against extremist bullshit but let tha literal assholez run wild wit they 3 year oldschool screenshots, biatch? tha modz just toss mah argument all up in tha thunderdome n' go "ARGUE IT OUT." aiiight fine, whatever, i can deal wit dat shit. i git it, sometimes you gotta fight fo' yo' point. but then what tha fuck happens next?

i go all up in a straight-up different thread, mindin mah own bidnizz, just sayin "who tha fuck even cares dat hulk hogan is dead" cuz like, hes a grandpa on steroids, it’s not some big-ass fuck up or anything, right, biatch? AND THEN BAM, i git BANNED FROM THE THUNDERDOME TOO fo' not givin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shiznit bout some steroid-pumped oldschool dude dying, biatch? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, biatch? THATS SO FUCKING STUPID! whoz ass banned mah crazy ass fo' that, biatch? what tha fuck tha hell kind of logic is that?

thought maybe i could just chill up in sneedchat n' say some straight shiznit bout how tha fuck trump should be IMPEACHED like tha evidence is clear as day. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. It make me wanna hollar playa! no clue why i gots banned dis time either, since they never gave me a legit reason fo' any of tha bans before, so whatever.

so then i figure, aiiight maybe ill peep tha zoey thread, maybe some actual phat posts there or sum'n right, biatch? NOPE. THAT FUCKING THREAD IS STILL LOCKED. but meanwhile, some fuckin degenerate named TOJI whos MAKING THE FUCKING THREAD is up in tha crabshack jerkin off ta anime "waifus" dat be lookin like they twelve muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! like WHAT THE FUCK, biatch? how tha fuck do dat even make sense, biatch? they let THAT happen but lock down tha threadz where playas wanna rap bout legit shit?

alright, so maybe i try tha shiwi thread, biatch? NO! itz gots like 4 posts per minute n' it’s either full of horny-ass deviancy or no funky posts at all. it’s just wack ta even read. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! like seriously, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO POST THERE, biatch? its just dead or disgusting

SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, biatch? JUST REFRESH MY BAN MESSAGES FOR ENTERTAINMENT, biatch? WATCH NULLS SERVER GET BIGGER AND BIGGER BECAUSE TOJI KEEPS POSTING THOSE ANIME GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE THEYRE TWELVE?

free rap is censored at kiwifarms n' its all so disappointing...
 
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