🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Of course he will, lol I don't get why this is featured, this is just a minor burocratic mishap, although it shows he has no idea what he is doing getting handholded by chatGPT

This shouldn't be featured we need a scoreboard of how many times Jobst has lost to Billy on the front page.

At this point Karl is doing an any percent speed run for having to pay Billy 1 million dollars.
 
Thanks kween, you dropped this crown
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Billy clearly mogs Karl in style, have you seen the "I am still in the 80s" hairstyle and beard combo Billy rocks along with the uber patriotic ties/kerchief? The guy clearly fucking slays more pussy than your average Chinese restaurant during it's "50% buffet price" promotion.
Maybe back in the day, but Billy's been happily married for the better part of 30 years now.
 
I can't believe I got rainbows on this:

Nigga it was obvious! DTPN!
going even slightly against any popular opinion will get you all sorts of neg rates no matter how correct you are. I remember posters adding the nigger word to the mr beast tranny chris tyson logs and when i said that this was stupid, was going to prevent nothing because the unredacted unniggered logs are in that very thread, i got neg rates and push back and these users are supposed to be veteran users that know how these things go.
 
I'm surprised I haven't seen any of the usual grifters cover this, you would think with how embarassing this is for the albino nigger they would be all over it.
 
But judge, Billy used the wrong controller or game version or whatever! He's the worst criminal in history! I need to teach him a lesson on the internet!
 
I'm surprised I haven't seen any of the usual grifters cover this
It's not spectacular nor really funny. You can't really make it entertaining nor blow it up PPP style. Albino '((man))' who proved to be a laughable inept mongoloid acted like a laughable inept mongoloid again. No shit.
 
Somewhat in Billy's defense is the fact that he's a boomer, and it's very possible he bought a cabinet from some dude that was just MAME in an old cab, and didn't really know or notice the difference, so when he was asked if he'd ever played on MAME, he honestly thought he hadn't. On the other hand, a supposed pro would probably be aware. At any rate, I think its fair that his scores were removed whether he had malicious intent or not.
This is also what I think probably happened if he didn't purposely cheat. Then when people started attacking him and calling him a cheater, he doubled down out of Boomer pride and everything went downhill from there
 
That Judge doesn't have time for albino bullshit.
Billy had homefield advantage.
Local businessman who hasn't only maintained a legacy brand but built out.

Karl continues to Lobst.


I still can't get over the stupidity of wasting his deposition on the joystick. Like that was a meme on somethingawful more than a decade ago, and as the judge repeatedly shat his gavel over, NOT THE PURPOSE OF THE LAWSUIT.

Karl's job in that lawsuit had nothing to do with stinky kang. His job was to prove he did not defame Billy Mitchell. AND HE BLEW IT.
Actually, shit, it would be two decades now.

As to people sperging about kanga mail, idiot would just email that to his stateside smeagol. IF HE HAS ONE.

As to Billy, everyone slows down with age, nothing to be ashamed over, but the man has had the opportunity to run a training camp, get back in the competition, and prove his numbers.
It would be fantastic post-covid promotion for Rickeys.
He doesn't have to climb the board again, just match HIS disputed numbers, and it all would be buried in the past.

He continues to not do that.
 
If he had paid a lawyer 300€ for an hour of advice and help with the complaint he would have known this.
But luckily Karl has Ersatz_Cats on his side, who told him that BILLY IS FUCKED!
It's crazy that one of the smartest things a lolcow could do for their lolsuit these days would be to go to their own KF thread and message one of the legal spergs making fun of them for advice.
 
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