🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I think Karl can win some of the defamation counts if he manages to prove that Billy claimed false things intentionally.
Billy did party a bit too hard.

I would be surprised if this was to be thrown out on all counts without a lot of wasted money and time.
 
How much fucking debt to the King of Kong does he want to be under? Is this actually a self-humiliation ritual in disguise? Why does he want to get felted in court a SECOND TIME IN A ROW?
Because the AI he uses knows he isn't American, so it gives non-American answers to legal questions like 'how is it illegal to make fun of me' and 'how is it illegal to depict me as the faggot and himself as the ultrachad that's not fair'. It's literally a foreigner using our court system to harass somebody who already beat him. This is literally the legally incomprehensible shit that Greer does. Here I thought the Aussies had the bants.

Foreigners suing for speech in American courts should be executed via cruise missile.
 
He 110% asked Grok about whether he had a legal case before going forward with this, I guess damages might be the hardest part to prove here? I don't think he'd have a case saying Billy's "defamation" did anything as he already filed for bankruptcy the second he lost the first trial.
 
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hahahahahaha

See attached PDF for the complaint.
I am reading it now.

Summary of the counts.

5 Counts of Defamation
1 Count of Unauthorized use of Name and Likeness
1 Count of Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress

Count 1
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Count 2
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Karl is suing Billy over Reddit posts made by a third party. Karl remains forever felted.
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And this tweet accusing Karl of "serious illegal activity". (I agree with Billy, Karl was, is and will forever been criminally retarded)
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During the defamation case in Australia, Karl told Billy that he would go bankrupt if he lost the case, and offered to settle for 300000$.
Billy drove him into bankruptcy intentionally. lmao
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Mega Crybaby Karl is upset Billy mocked him and used his image.
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Karl really is butthurt.
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Karl is upset that people view his rochade putting the channel into his wife's name and avoiding the channel income being used to pay Billy as "evading tax"
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Karl is also butthurt that Billy (among others) calle dhim out for the deceptive practices with the GoFundMe campaign.
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MOMMY - Billy is being mean!
What a fucking nigger holy shit. Karl milked the shit out of billy's lawsuit for years but now that Billy does a victory lap or two Karl can't take it? If Karl went after that fat Lus faggot then so be it. That fact Chinaman arguably did defame him and accused Karl's wife of crimes she didn't commit. But no, Karl goes for the King again.

I never want to hear Karl whine about money or his the financial impact on his family every again. If he has the cash to engage in lawfare then he's fine lol.

I imagine his ebegging video is in the pipeline. We'll see if Notch wants to be a paypig again.
 
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Bet you Karl asks his audience for money again. At least this time he can't do it under false pretenses, his last lolsuit was funded on the deception of his fanbase.
Karl should be 100% honest this time and call it, "Please help me get Billy's attention so he'll fall in love with me and let me run my chalk white fingers through his luxurious hair"
 
I can't wait for the sequel to this video. I hope Billy Mitchell will win!
 
Dumbfuck is filing in America. Maybe Australia is cucked enough to stop some bullying but it's straight up encouraged in America.
 
Litigation is a costly, time-consuming, extremely stressful process. The last time he got into a lawsuit with Mitchell it took four years and IIRC lost him his house. Why the fuck is he coming back for seconds?

Also, why is he suing in America? Defamation is one of the hardest things to litigate in the US because of actual malice. Making fun of people (especially people who tried to ruin your fucking life and said they'd go after your family) is a constitutionally protected right with 250 years of precedent behind it. Even by the standards of Karl Jobst this seems brain damaged.
 
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