🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Mr.Bucket]

He actually fucking fell over? this is so much more embarrassing than I ever imagined.

It looks like he sat on the ground to tie his shoes.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

did any of you guys seriously believe this fucking faggot was roasting his own coffee on his own hardware? he doesnt know shit about fuck and im not aware hed ever mentioned that anyone was helping him manage the "shop" that doesnt exist. that would be the #1 prerequisite for any of this to be true in the first place, its a complicated business to get into.
also the blurbs for b2b services on "his" coffee website are cringe. tell me more about the beans you nigger, i dont care that youre willing to re-rebrand it for me. the offer to come visit "his hq" for a tasting is hilarious doebeit, i wish someone had taken him up on that.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Tactical fat deployment, his shoelaces are under attack by a massive gunt!

It looks like he sat on the ground to tie his shoes.

Somehow that's even more embarrassing and tells me he's fucking beyond hammered.
A grown man sitting on the ground to tie his shoes? Either he's retarded and still does the bunny ear method to tie those shoes, or he's drunk.
But hey, even if your loeshaces don't got you, Papa Jer got you!

 

[NickDigger]

God this fat pervert is such a disgusting nigger.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

This segment is more boring that Mr Morrow or whatever his name is good lord.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

TL;DR ,there's clearly some shady shit going on with Player One Coffee and Coffee Brand Coffee

Elite level legwork here, thanks so much for your adventure and post.

 

[NickDigger]

Remember, no matter how bad your life is, you'll never be Jeremy Hamplanet.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

This segment is more boring that Mr Morrow or whatever his name is good lord.

Jer's Ren Faire vlog could be made as part of a movie like Poughkeepsie Tapes, VHS, or Creep films and it wouldn't feel out of place.
Senior @Jose Beaner Luna got it right

Spine Tingling, bone chilling, avant garde, slow burn gemerald. Absolutely lynchian.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Jer's Ren Faire vlog could be made as part of a movie like Poughkeepsie Tapes, VHS, or Creep films and it wouldn't feel out of place.
Senior @Jose Beaner Luna got it right

Maybe it’s just my mood but it’s just walking around aimlessly, it makes me want to nap. There’s no dramatic conflict just drawn out drunken dooby dooby doo wench watching and “brooooo”. Fuckin hell man.

 

[Axel]

Whenever the cornering crashes out i imagine ts

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Maybe it’s just my mood but it’s just walking around aimlessly, it makes me want to nap. There’s no dramatic conflict just drawn out drunken dooby dooby doo wench watching and “brooooo”. Fuckin hell man.

Maybe I'm enjoying it more because I'm mostly listening to it in the background, but the content isn't in Jer's video (is it ever?) but it's in the Casino's commentary. And I say that as someone who was originally bored by the Casino.
I have to say the Casino does a good job of turning boringness into something.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

IIRC, a lot if viewers/onlookers said the same when KC were initially going after Jer. “Who gives a shit about that fat fuck, he’s too boring to cover like this etc.” well, look how that turned out.

I genuinely believe there could be some real nefarious shit to be uncovered on the Synthetic Faggot.

Synthetic Man is a thin skinned cuck like Jer, it's easy to trigger him into responding as he's taken down a clip channel for less than what the Casino could ever say

 

[RMQualtrough]

HE'S A PEDOPHILE!!!!

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Here's a spritely little girl!

10 seconds later

I need to start having babies!

10 seconds later

I'm definitely drunk now

Oh, thanks for the clarification.

Fucking Christ, Hambly is a walking AA billboard. I drank a little tonight and I feel just gross. Jeremy needs to be wheeled around schools to show kids why not to drink.

...Actually never mind, dash that idea completely.

He was definitely keeping that girl in the ponytail in frame. The little girl holding hands with her family. I don't know how to clip kick but it was clear as shit.
Then he immediately jokes he's not creepy?

He's reached Boogie levels of DIE.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

The comment about getting paid to creep on women is just the cherry on the shit sundae, it just shows how much he reviles in his creepiness

 

[Crypt Kicker]

HE WANTS TO FILM MINORS!
HE'S MAKING RACISM LAME!
HE HAS TWO PHONES (ONE FOR DA PLUG, AND ONE FOR DA BULL)

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

This one?

No, I was asking for the screencap where Jer makes the shocked face. I'm going to draw it as a soyjak.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This makes me want those convention IRL stream vods so badly I bet they are just fucking unhinged to watch.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

This just shows that he really hasnt meaningfully changed ever since the rentfaire to today he's still the same creepy fat slob, also Heather was being doubleteamed this entire time btw, skydon was landing his boeing on heather's airport, stuffing her like a christmas turkey.

Edit: That monologue at the end after all that we saw



This is some A24 psychological horror film type shit.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Can someone try yt-dlp on the gen con Bitchute video? Andy says he found it but the video won't start.