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Ralph actually believes this happened, instead of coming to the natural conclusion of it being a delusion of Scarlett's advanced neurosyphilis.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Scar is live again. I think there's a warrant out for Ralph, Scar says she doesn't want to press but cops are anyway. She also shouts out a nice Canadian that spoke to her (@JAKL II was that you?)
This is what my yt-dlp was able to save before it stopped and I think it's missing the first 3 mins by the time I was able to start the download (confirmed it's missing the first 2 mins 40 seconds, the version @Sirfaggot posted below contains that)
This is what my yt-dlp was able to save before it stopped and I think it's missing the first 3 mins by the time I was able to start the download (confirmed it's missing the first 2 mins 40 seconds, the version @Sirfaggot posted below contains that)
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That's actually the usual way that Ralph treats his sexual partners, if you wanna know the truth about it.
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she's reporting him to cops and cut the stream before giving his phone number to them. I can't get the stream to work now.
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In a Ralpha-noir plot twist, it turns out that he had been building a case against Scarlett the whole time, utilizing his irresistible allure in order to gain her trust. But now that he's reeled her in and coldly obtained the incriminating evidence, he finds himself having fallen in love with the very criminal he sought to destroy. Oh, Scarlett, wherefore art thou a pedo groomer affiliate!? Oh, the humanity! I love that all of this drama is over meaningless hot air whose implications will never extend beyond the walls of his Mexican shack. More Ralphadelusion, I suppose. Let's see what Scarlett is saying.
L M F A O. He never disappoints. This whole Jeremy Hambly arc has simply been a means for Ralph to get donos in exchange for nontent and snatch himself a brand spankin'-new laptop in the process. That this xanax-popping gorilla is desperate enough to steal and resell secondhand PCs - now sold together with a deceased old lady's last voicemail from the nursing home! - is a grave indicator of how far he's fallen with regards to his drug use and finances. He then desperately spun some story out of photoshopped screenshots (or obvious bloviating from Scarlett) and used this Ralphanoir yarn to obscure the pathetic truth of the actual motives behind his trip.
In a live where Scarlett sounds zonked out of her mind, she makes the following allegations about his stay in WI:
- There is another bodycam of him being arrested there
- Although it's not said explicitly, her statements surrounding the incident - "I didn't ask for that", "Ethan got angry at me for that" - indicate that the arrest may have stemmed from a domestic dispute
- He put her laptop in his backpack while she was asleep, walked two blocks to a stranger's house, and called an Uber to the airport from this residence
- Her local police department had already become familiar with him over the course of his stay. During a prior arrest, Ethan made a racist remark about an Asian cop present at the scene, and this same officer ("Yang") is apparently helping her with the stolen laptop now.
- She helped him coordinate the flight he is now using to leave the country with her laptop.
- She reiterates that she loves Ethan.
So, to summarize, a crackhead pornstar became romantically involved with a one-bit con artist, druggie, and occasional streamer, then invited him to her home state so the two could shoot video exposees on a multimillionaire whose wife gets plowed by a criminal Jewish bull. The xanax-popping, gunt-burdened gorilla then inevitably beats her, steals her laptop, and absconds with it to his habitat in the arid deserts of Mexico so as to evade capture by US law enforcement. My god, how would I even go about explaining this to my normie friends.
Jeremy Hambly, on the off chance that you're reading, please do a stream about this.
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AF Stream Watch says we have a gunt hunt on
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Scarlett has reported him to the cops
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No. I called Scarlett on a laugh because I was bored to tell her to call the cops after I saw her tag the feds on twitter and ended up talking to an Officer Dean within a min or two of calling because unbeknownst to me, they were already there. Gave her the QRD on gunt. I did not make contact, contact was made with me because I was bored and wanted a laugh and it ended up happening. It's been a weird night. Entertaining, but weird.
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His natural habitat
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Lmao, goddammit Scarlett.
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While I didn’t know Scarlett’s grandmother, I feel confident in saying that she’d be absolutely disgusted by Scarlett and all that she’s done and continues to do.
Nice honouring someone’s memory paying for a drunken, floppy, coked-out gunt to rub against you, stupid.
Nice honouring someone’s memory paying for a drunken, floppy, coked-out gunt to rub against you, stupid.
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Yeaaah, I think that goes way beyond being a "less than perfect" father.
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“Wow Ralph’s been such nontent for all this Jet stuff”
And then I wake up and Milwaukee’s finest are doing a gunt hunt. He probably took an uber to Ohare to escape.
And then I wake up and Milwaukee’s finest are doing a gunt hunt. He probably took an uber to Ohare to escape.
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He tried but likely thought better, as the police were already awaiting Ralph at his flight gate after receiving a tip from his (ex?) girlfriend. He has now entered what will likely be a short-lived fugitive arc. During his time on the run, Ralph has begun waxing poetic about the relationship he has ruined for no reason:
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Ralph is probably changing his tune because he thinks it'll get Scar Scar to tell the police to leave him alone
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He’s just leaving the door open to a ‘kiss and make up’ because he’s a manipulative flabby pig.
Maybe sobered up slightly or his drug/alcohol psychosis has subsided slightly and he’s decided to try and worm his way back to her with ‘I just love you so much, you make crazy, you made me do it’