
Immediately writing the Latino as a sexually aggressive deadbeat? Say no more, these bitches got you covered,

Calling the slim white (wo)man "mommy"? Check. It's not hetslop, you uneducated bigot. Look at those feminine mannerisms!

A deadbeat dad suddenly deciding he'll risk it all for a MILFy, stick-thin tuberculin governess? Say no more.

Only alphas can growl at other alphas. They establish dominance that way. Grrr.

Omegas cannot talk back against alpha dukes. They need to know their place!

Alphas respect violence only. Acting too feminine and settling arguments through talking is for omegas. He's yelling like that to three-year-olds btw, who speak like they're seven.

ME ALPHA. ME NO RAISE CHILDREN. THAT FOR FEMININE PEOPLE. OMEGA.

ME ALPHA SAVE THE SAY. ME ALPHA GET SEXUAL REWARD?!

The classic Victorian ankle scene.


I skipped ahead because this bitch just. Keeps. Going.

Alphas can't be expected to know where their clothes are. That's for dainty omegas.

Omegas have to cook, clean, and do feminine things like embroidery. It is known.

He was about to enter Rage mode but vanilla Bath and Body Works saved him.

Uh oh, his baby mamma ain't happy! Wait till she finds out he yells at three year olds on the regular.

Makes you wonder why they're given male names if they're functionally female.

Only alpha males inherit land, titles and property? Whoa! That's heckin' sexist!
And yes, baby momma, your alpha male son yells at their year olds.

Another skip because it just kept going.

ME ALPHA! ME MOUNT OMEGA LIKE DOG! BARK BARK! ME CLAIM TERRITORY. OBEY ALPHA

"You don't want me alpha

"
"ME ALPHA CLAIM! ME KNOT YOU!

"

Good alphas get submissive and breedable omegas.

"He could be submissive and live only to please him" very feminist.

A sexually aggressive alpha male Latino, you say? White women really need those tacos seasoned.

"I'm ready to be submissive and breedable, Alpha."

Dick so big it's dismembering him like a broomstick. True Alpha Male Status.

They're all like this, btw.