🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 430 30.1%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 573 40.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 251 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 25 1.8%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 39 2.7%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 110 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,428
Yo, listen up, it's the Kino Casino tale,
Jeremy Hambly stepped in, got sent straight to jail. Quartering thought he was king, anti-woke with roasted coffee brand coffee beans, But luther morgan spun the wheel, exposed his coffee bean scheme.
Swinger claims, bull in the mix, personal dirt on the felt,
Jeremy flipped the table, started mass flaggin' for help. He hit up his YouTube connect, "Non-pajeet rep, make 'em vanish!"
Kino clips channel gone, poof—drama managed.
But backlash hit harder, community called the bluff,
Now Jer's spiraling hard, crying "hypocrisy" stuff. Kino Casino laughed, "We felted the ham!"
Busted his stack, left him down to the felt, damn.
Threats in the DMs, drunk crash out on stream,
Tried to deplatform the boys, but woke up as a meme. From Renfair creeps to liquor store runs,
Kino kept dealin', Jeremy's done.
Free speech warrior? Nah, just a salty lolcow,
Kino Casino wins big—felted, bow down! Mic drop at the table, chips all in the pot,
Jeremy Hambly folded... Kino Casino on top!

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Local copy of Mutahar's video on Jeremy. He did a pretty good job, especially at pointing out Jeremy's hypocrisies.
 
Yawning Asperchu said:
1000010468.mp4Local copy of Mutahar's video on Jeremy. He did a pretty good job, especially at pointing out Jeremy's hypocrisies.
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Why are ALL recent stories about quarter planet leaving out how he showed cuck porn on stream? They all say "he *might be a cuck because his best friend is a bull" but they don't mention his cuck porn addiction.

Find me recent coverage of Hambly that mentions his cuck porn incident, I dare you.
 
Butwhythough2 said:
I didn't catch the oranges meme, what's that about?
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Let's get this straight: an orange is a citrus fruit, Citrus × sinensis, originally from Southeast Asia. It's round, typically orange in color, and divided into segments filled with juicy pulp and seeds in some varieties.Nutritionally, a medium orange gives you about 70 calories, plenty of fiber, over 90% of your daily vitamin C, plus potassium and folate. The peel contains essential oils and compounds like limonene, which is why it smells so fresh when you zest it.Oranges are easy to peel, portable, and great eaten fresh, juiced, or used in recipes. Selective breeding over centuries has made modern varieties sweeter and easier to eat than their wild ancestors.The fruit grows on evergreen trees that thrive in warm climates with plenty of sunlight. When ripe, they're harvested and can be stored for weeks under proper conditions.Bottom line: oranges are a delicious, nutrient-dense fruit that's been enjoyed for thousands of years.
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Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
Why are ALL recent stories about quarter planet leaving out how he showed cuck porn on stream? They all say "he *might be a cuck because his best friend is a bull" but they don't mention his cuck porn addiction.

Find me recent coverage of Hambly that mentions his cuck porn incident, I dare you.
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That would've been good to include, tbh I had to refresh my memory to make sure I knew what you were talking about. There's so much happening with this guy that it's hard to keep track of it all.
 
Maybe he lets the bull fuck his wife as a cover for his sick pedophilia. He's living a double life pretending to be attracted to older women when we all know he likes them young... i think that's why he's crashing out this severely. He likes little girls and his wife is just a cover, maybe she knows maybe she doesn't but a lady like her has needs too and so there cums the bull.
Wraithdolf the White said:
10 YEAR OLD GIRLS' ASSES ARE UNDER ATT-
FUDGE YOU, JEREMY! I HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR FLAT WIFE! I HATE YOUR JEW BULL CRAP SHAGGING YOUR SLAG! I HATE ALL OF YOU.
I did not have jeremy finding new ways for me to hate his coded fake and cuck lifestyle for $300 today on my bingo card.
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"No, I can't tell you what the oranges are for. But I can see them. I can predict their shape, measurements, nutritional content, growth rates. I have a very good understanding of what oranges are, but that's not good enough for me. I am very distracted by the philosophical side of WHAT the oranges are FOR."
 
Plymouth Laser said:
God I hate all these gay ass names for coffee , all I want is medium roast ,light roast , decaf and Columbian on the side .
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Every so often I get a overpriced coffee in town and get flavoured one. It is a novelty, certainly wouldn't buy a bag of it and especially not the ridiculous flavours he sells.
 
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Maybe Jer is onto something mixing poop and coffee.
The most expensive coffee in the world is Kopi Luwak, a luxury coffee from Indonesia made from beans that have been eaten, digested, and excreted by the Asian palm civet.

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If there's not any special blend, in house roasting or nothing like that but rather a one of a kind way of flavoring coffee by eating coffee beans alongside tons of food of the desired flavor and then excreting it... I'm willing to stop and admit that Jer's coffee is while disgusting, home crafted and he puts a lot of work into it.

Like that South Park episode when Cartman was making ass burgers.
 
Kakkerum420 said:
I can get being a creepy dented retard while drunk.
He is not the the first dude to do that nor the last one, but that is something normal alkies delete the absolute second they wake up, because it's embarrassing and horrible.
That he let the vids sit is the scary part. (odd for Jer as he is a prolific tweet deleter)
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He tried to make it disappear, but i found it snyways.
 
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