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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Aryeh has a strange power where he can be hateable, then suddenly say something that makes me think he's redeemable, to instantly going back to being hateable
 
Fishtank relies heavily on FOMO so I have to keep watching when its on, but the off-season streams don't have those stakes
Agree, I’m going through the CucumberFeet recaps right now and it’s kind of crazy the amount of notable moments that are left out.
 
The most insane thing that happened imo was when Angie ate raw dumpster meat. She’s going to have a terrible hangover.
Isn't Angie French-Canadian? Eating raw dumpster meat and drinking until they're blind is how they traditionally entertained themselves during the long Quebec winters. She'll be fine.
 
Dude I remember Tommy. Super loser desktop streaming from his parents' house. "Tommy's Mom" became a weapons grade meme. What became of him? Homeless junkie?
Last I saw him and his family moved to NY, mum and Tom Sr still weirdos and he kinda found freedom and had a GF for awhile and made some friends.
Not a bad ending I guess, far better outcome than most fish have got.
 
Jet has no idea what he is doing with "the project"
You've known the guy for years and this is a revelation to you?
There's a reason why "JET IT UP!" is a catchphrase, Letty.
But let's be charitable: Jet may be a fickle touchy manchild who does everything on a whim without thought or planning, he may piss away money on frivolous shit in one second and nickel and dime in the next all while moaning about money, he may be lazy as shit, but at least whatever random ideas he farts out on the daily have a decent chance of being entertaining, which is more than can be said about your hair-twirling shock-coquette bit which is rapidly approaching the end of its natural shelf-life.

Yes, he's being a jerk about this, but you're the one who's losing out by refusing grin and bear it until his mood passes in a couple days.
Have fun being pumped and dumped by one of Clav's hanger-ons.
 
bliccy is a busy woman in tech

also i just watched the stream of jet firing letty and it was super cringe
i feel bad for her
it shouldnt have been a big deal for her to also turn on her stream while they were streaming
like that seems like the contention. he doesnt want her fucking off and doing her own thing
but she could stay with them and stream too.
like she was talking about it would be multiple angles of the same sort of thing or w/e

e: lol

 
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