🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.2%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.6%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 256 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,455
One of jer's stolen shorts

Some lady cooking something with orange slices as an ingredient and that's all the added to her video
Thanks man, I'll go look up the video.

Edit: I found it and I am in on the joke now :)
 
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fuck i forgot to include my screenshots of the unhinged chat
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By the way. Why is Hambly suddenly using the nigger lingo "lie on my name" or "lie on me"? Is Jeremy a nigger now? Do he also be saying "aks"?
I mean cognitively speaking, yes he is one. Because the exact way he tries to handle criticism is exactly how a hoodrat would. The Hambly does not understand past or future. It only understands the present. Past hamplanets never factor into his liquored up mind. And the future Jers? Well they're just some other migger, ain't got nuffin to do with real hamplanet.

So he chooses in that moment to do something stupid, corrupt, or perverse. Because at that moment that's exactly what he wants to do, and it's not like anything's going to happen to him. Instead it's going to happen to some other stupid fat drunk. And then that current incarnation of Jeremy Hambly is no more, at least in the Pear's mind.

He then acts with genuine shock and rage when the consequences of his actions are levied upon him. He cries that he's not a liar as he makes up another lie. He insists that he didn't report or take down channels. He has to check his pulse. and change his pants because of the indignities given to him. Because in his mind he genuinely didn't do nothing.

In this way, he outdoes Ethan Ralph in that regard.
 
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