🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[ShibuyaRiver]

But I want someone to do a dig into Johnny Junkers finances and find out where that homo is getting his money from. I know he has lifetime disability at 80% from the VA for depression and anxiety, even though the only frontline action he got in the Navy involved his butthole on the USS Ronald Reagan, and he has a rental property in SoCal.

Depends. I'm going to wager he probably makes more money from the rental property in SoCal.
Military benefits are rather nice but the actual "I can retire for the rest of my life" sorta money truly comes from a 15+ year commitment, and moving your way up the ranks (if he was a CDR or around there he wasn't making a lot of money, even engineers aren't part of that officer tier which is the actual pay is in career military). Plus benefits and pay compound with time, if you do a 3 year stint and then leave with any form of disability, you're not looking at a lot of money honestly. This is entirely contingent on his military career though which I have no knowledge of. Like I said he probably gets more money from the rental property and the military bene check each month is maybe like monthly "fun" money, but hardly anything to live off of.

 

[gunt cat]

The Casino absence has reminded me that most if not all of these "commentary creators" are low energy retards with zero charisma.
Yes I'm aware that Warski and his soundboard is grating but I'd happily take that over the oceans of soy-voice Flamenco sounding faggots and BRI-ISH yewchewbers.

 

[Tomishamyoto]

I think the real mistake there was that Craig didn't press her on how bad the stream is actually failing.
He mentioned that they were much bigger than Jeremy, but the size of the show isn't as important as the fact that Jer's show makes literally nowhere near enough to even cover Mel's salary, let alone Hannah Claire's.
He should have forced her to acknowledge that they aren't making money and that the show isn't going to last.

The entire interaction was a mistake.
Everything was countered by "He's my friend, therefore I sweep".
Complete waste of time.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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I don’t know if it goes without saying, but don’t talk to any woman like this if you’re married, Craig.

Also what a bitch. MM needs a downfall and she needs it hard. Somehow she’s skirted by all these years while being handled with kid gloves.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

What a cunt. Literally. Melonie with nothing but bad faith arguments, whilst Craig is just trying to reason with her. I hope this ends her career for good. She is damaged goods.

She is a self absorbed airhead. I think someone posted a video in this thread where she was on their podcast just doing different e-girl poses while Jeremy yapped on.

I interacted with her fans briefly in the comment section of this video before it was nuked. Whenever you got a genuine reply, they honestly believed that I disliked Mel for liking Tomb Raider and/or her being a Christian. They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I underestimated your intuition as much as I underestimated Jer's alcoholism.

To be fair, I thought he was going to do a shortened version of his news show, either solo or with groomerfist. We'll call it a draw.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Melanie Macs DMs and Jer Panda Bear popped into chat. Says "I'm here" "lets talk" and leaves after he gets bombarded with oranges
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“It’s not trendy. It’s about time.”

This nigga. Two things can be true at the same time. Of course it’s trendy to dogpile The Pounder. Right now, if you talk about this shit on your show, the view count skyrockets. And THAT is why he’s doing it. Lying ass - I’m just out here cuz I care so much. Bruh, then contact them in private and go about your biz. Holyshit.

HE’S SHITTING HIS PANTS
HE’S DRUNK TWEETING
HE’S BURNING BRIDGES
IT’S THE GREAT RECKONING
WOAH BUDDY!

Hasbeens are literally coming out of the woodwork to jump on the band wagon. Would Side Scrollers be talking about this shit if it wasn’t yuge. I fuckin doubt it.

JerBearOvershare has this shit coming obviously and it’s entertaining as fuck, but it’s also advantageous for commentators to address the feltening. LOL

I’m just being the voice of reason here sharing these DMs with this chic on my show for thousands to see.

No nigga, you ain’t above it. You ain’t big daddy voice of wisdom. You don’t just care sooooo much. You’re as down in this shit as everyone else because it gets clicks, you asshole. It’s cool. Just own it.

I’ve never watched any of these people because they are low information, milquetoast, and boring as fuck, but that “everyone should die” meme is looking real good right about now. Man, I hope Salty doesn’t get involved in this. Could KC just come back already?

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

This is 100% correct. It’s the same garbage that derailed Gamergate back then. I’ve said it before in another thread, but never trust paid activists (in this case, youtubers like the Quartering). They have a vested interest in keeping things going and have no interest in solving the problem.

Same reason why I can’t stand the Zeroes (Nerdrotic, Geeks + Gamers, YoungRippa, HeelsVsBabyface, Critical Drinker, etc). They peacock like they’re badass culture warriors but anybody that fights or has fought in a war will tell you that, unless they’re complete psychopaths, the thing they want most is for the war to end. For The Zeroes, that’s the last thing they want. No, they’re culture profiteers.

Depends. I'm going to wager he probably makes more money from the rental property in SoCal.
Military benefits are rather nice but the actual "I can retire for the rest of my life" sorta money truly comes from a 15+ year commitment, and moving your way up the ranks (if he was a CDR or around there he wasn't making a lot of money, even engineers aren't part of that officer tier which is the actual pay is in career military). Plus benefits and pay compound with time, if you do a 3 year stint and then leave with any form of disability, you're not looking at a lot of money honestly. This is entirely contingent on his military career though which I have no knowledge of. Like I said he probably gets more money from the rental property and the military bene check each month is maybe like monthly "fun" money, but hardly anything to live off of.

Agreed. Johnny was just a one term enlistee from the looks of everything so he wouldn’t get anything in terms of retirement pay since he wouldn’t have reached the required rank, and his disability pay, which wouldn’t surprise me he’s scamming to get, is a capped payment; he gets 80% which is a little over $2,000 every month, for life, so yeah, it’s “fun” money. The real money is in his rental property, something that, depending on how Texas divorce laws work, he could beat grave risk of having snatched from him and awarded to Melonie in the inevitable divorce. I don’t care how much money he makes, it doesn’t fix the fundamental problems of him being a serial cheater and her being a toxic narcissistic addict (to online attention and validation). Money will only magnify those issues. I really can’t wait for the divorce; it’ll be messy, public, and oh so fun to watch.

 

[Cyrus Joseph]

To be fair, I thought he was going to do a shortened version of his news show, either solo or with groomerfist. We'll call it a draw.

That show would get less viewers then Jer.

 

[artaxe]

What a cunt. Literally. Melonie with nothing but bad faith arguments, whilst Craig is just trying to reason with her. I hope this ends her career for good. She is damaged goods.

She is a cunt but Craig is equally as much of a faggot as QP. He’s one of the most disingenuous cock mules on the internet and he’s gone on too long pandering to disaffected gamers while that personal is a complete lie. He’s burned every single personal and professional bridge he’s ever had; save for Destin and James keeping him at arms length.

I hope this grifter civil war leads to his demise too. Again; this needs to be revisited.

Orbiter Post in thread 'DarksydePhil Fan General'

Mar 15, 2023

Welcome Stuttering Craig! Since you decided to willfully enter the vortex, let this be an official introduction. Craig currently runs a failing youtube channel with views in 1K-2K range with the notable exceptions being when he talks about the glory days of screwattack or about the AVGN. Speaking of AVGN, nobody remembers who the fuck Stuttering Craig is/was outside of people who went to screwattack to watch the Nerd and maybe the occasional top 10 video.
Similarities to DarkSydePhil
Craig helped form Screwattack in 2006 with Handsome Tom (Thomas Hanley Jr.) before backstabbing...

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[Woah Buddy!]

What are the Oranges for?

https://youtu.be/onpOjxti2pk?si=AXPRyMrhpcZP71PM

 

[Irregardless]

The Casino absence has reminded me that most if not all of these "commentary creators" are low energy retards with zero charisma.
Yes I'm aware that Warski and his soundboard is grating but I'd happily take that over the oceans of soy-voice Flamenco sounding faggots and BRI-ISH yewchewbers.

It's basically the SouthPark "Don't be friends with celebrities" thing, where it's "Oh I can't make fun of or go to hard on this person because we're in the same social circles and that could fuck with everybody's grift"
It's why a lot of times when you see a joker like Jer or Styx acknowledge that KC has been laughing at them the first thing they do is go "I don't know why Andy is attacking me, I always thought he was funny and that we were friends" as if going on his show 7 years ago before he completely fell of the map and then never attempting to reconnect with or interact with him until you were mentioned on his show constitutes a valuable social connection.
It's pathetic.

The entire interaction was a mistake.
Everything was countered by "He's my friend, therefore I sweep".
Complete waste of time.

I don't dislike Craig, but you're right.
It was basically entirely an interaction for clout.
If anything he came off weak letting this grifting bitch lie to his face and pretend like there's nothing wrong.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I really don't care if that Craig dude is as much of a grifting retard as Jer to be honest, I just enjoy the pile-on.

 

[deleuzeon]

By the way. Why is Hambly suddenly using the nigger lingo "lie on my name" or "lie on me"? Is Jeremy a nigger now? Do he also be saying "aks"?

The alcohol is making him indignant by peeling away his ego's inhibitions, letting him directly express his id, which feels it did nothing wrong and was wronged by others.

As for the ebonics, monkey see, monkey do, that's our culture now. He's seen those phrases before and his drunk brain is conserving energy by re-using them. A lot of black talk is id-driven so it's perfect for a drunk man's purposes.

 

[artaxe]

Nah Craig deserves to be called out for what he is and ripped to shreds.

People will disagree now, but like with SmashJT you’ll all see it in time.

I’d personally love for Tom, Travis or a handful of others to drop some receipts. Here’s a little nugget that your “based gaming and entertainment podcaster” is a fraud; he used to stream with a Baltimore-area trans predator named DaniWiggle/CrushDani.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

I really don't care if that Craig dude is as much of a grifting retard as Jer to be honest, I just enjoy the pile-on.

i dont think that people like Craig or Smash JT can court the opinion of the Farms/etc unscathed for long and its gonna backfire eventually.

Quarterplanet is such a fat juicy grifter lolcow who has accrued so much mass that he's pulling other juicy grifter lolcows into his orbit. Enjoy the added feltening on Jer while having the peace of mind that plenty of retards are willingly placing themselves upon the Altar of the Harvest for future sacrifice.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

So JER'S game plan now is getting everyone banned for...telling the truth about him, and making fun of how sensitive he is.

Jer, there's commentary channels out there that will cover your misdeeds. You can't make all of YouTube your personal hugbox just because your feelings are hurt. Dumb nigger.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Christian gamer gurl next door

you have to be beta levels of fag to fall for this gimmick. at least that whore lauren southern was attractive

 

[deleuzeon]

So JER'S game plan now is getting everyone banned for...telling the truth about him, and making fun of how sensitive he is.

Jer, there's commentary channels out there that will cover your misdeeds. You can't make all of YouTube your personal hugbox just because your feelings are hurt. Dumb nigger.

And even if Jeremy does have an inside guy at Youtube, that guy's not gonna ban 10 different big channels for him. Kino Casino Clips is one thing, but the inside man is risking what's probably a very comfortable job with every additional unwarranted takedown. Jeremy last night was threatening to go scorched earth; is someone on the inside really going to hazard their easy Google job to help him do that?

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I hope this grifter civil war leads to his demise too. Again; this needs to be revisited.

Honestly, your hate boner for a literal nobody is really killing my vibe rn. Linking to the DSP board doesn’t really help your case neither.