🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[TheSimpShowRedux]

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HE'S ON LOW BATTERY!!!

I can't be the first to notice this, but this kid sounds suspiciously like wisespade7

 

[TheSimpShowRedux]

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DELETED DUPLICATE POST THE FORUM SPERGED OUT AND ZAPPED ME POSTING TO THE EXTREME

 

[Axel]

Jers life: Its like watching a car crash, then a bus smashes into it, then a fire starts which derails a train into an orphanage and if you think that couldn't get worse the train is full of fucking anthrax and cancer dust.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

"your mafia don sir"

hows your vacation going

 

[deleuzeon]

So my question on the last page is answered. They're going after Venti next.

She has been carefully avoiding using Adam Sellers' name or pictures. And same for Heather I think. So it will be interesting if he does get her taken down; no excuse about "harassing other people"

 

[rearden_steel]

this is the third and last part of Jer being an insane creep at renfair
before watching the final clips i have a question for y'all.
how long do you think this whole stream was?

Spoiler: answer

less than 2hrs

so in this conclusion blackour Jer continues to creep on women, and manage to creep out a couple.
then he gloats about how he thinks they would be unable to do anything to him.
i am genuinely disappointed that no woman decided to call security on this perv's ass, that would have been hilarious and extremely well deserved.

Spoiler: more creeping 1

"yeah of course i would have filmed that guys, shit like that gets my wisconsin micro very hard"

give us those nipshots Jer not perverted at all

she has a child you creep

0:52

here he stalks a random woman for 1 minute straight, this is truly mental shit

Spoiler: more creeping 2

nice rawwr that gets all the women in a mile radius from you wet

guys he doesn't discriminate he perves even on "the darkis", that is a direct quote BTW

0:36

more "stealth" creeping

Spoiler: caught and potential excuses

0:25

"ehhrm excuse me officer i was getting paid to be a creep so it is all fine"

here you see the girls giving the creep the stencheye

quitting smoking

still popping zyn's so i would say that you failed this one too

Spoiler: crazy admissions

here is the IMO admision that he has been caught doing this shit previously

1:51

he states in this video he has been reprimanded by the Renfair for his video activities, after 6/7 mentions of renfair he switches it up to Gencon, IMO he was referring to the renfair then realized how bad it was, so he switched it up to gencon

the we have this 2 clips that i can only define as SAD PATHETIC

0:47

1:37

where he shares embarassing details of his social life( friendless, doesn't care about wife ecc....)

then we have an other ultra degen special edition clip

this is Jer's fantasy being rich and calling whores everyday so he can fuck as much as he wants

almost forgot to add this miscellaneous felt

0:54

here Jer has the audacity to call an other man fat and having a bad taste for clothing.
also obviously right after he decides to perv on some random woman

 

[Gator_Aids]

Maybe Luke was a Bull and he’s embarrassed to talk about it.

If Luke was a Bull he should be cashing in and doing victory laps as he becomes 3rd chair on the casino. Get a couple drinks in him and just let him run with his stories about fucking Heather/Jer.

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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I’ve always known it, but seeing the actual proof is really something else. She’s really the dumbest bish alive. She’s defending Jer because he’s the only one that m’lady-ed her and RAZORFIST. Shes mad people are mean to RAZORFIST. Holy shit.

Craig fucked up BAD.

Jeremy was blackout drunk. If he got on mic he would've been slurring, completely humiliating himself beyond belief, possibly audibly shitting his pants, and also would be prone to having private info or confessions extracted from him with the mildest pressing.

Jer is like DSP in that he internally glitches harder and harder the longer he feels he can’t get control of and rewrite history / current narrative (re: it comes in denim). Not allowing Jer the stage is exactly the right move.

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Well the twink is coping like hell. Also beastiality is definitely a choice you made. Wouldn't be surprised if you let your bulls fuck you while you act like a helpless sheep.

Never give any attention to Hujan in this thread or anywhere else. The only reason Cog is exempt from that same rule is because it’s actually fun to watch him suffer. Nothing will happen with Venti, or if it does, nothing permanent. Going after her would be like falling off a skateboard and deciding your next attempt should be to jump a building. The consequences would be terrible for Jer.

 

[Sloppa]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Just gonna keep enjoying the show. Jer is very entertaining, though not for the reasons he wants to be

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Jers life: Its like watching a car crash, then a bus smashes into it, then a fire starts which derails a train into an orphanage and if you think that couldn't get worse the train is full of fucking anthrax and cancer dust.
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He's living through that one mode in burnout 3 where you try to cause the biggest crash possible.

 

[SmellyBoogers]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

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Gotta say, Stuttering Craig comes across as Slimy Faggot in those dms.

 

[W@rui]

This proves my theory that lolcows lack self-awareness. Because how are you acting like a tough guy on the uppercase-I Internet and looking like fucking sasquatch.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Melonie Mac in my hot tub after playing with my R/C cars, maybe watch the college football game together with my dogs. Have a couple drinks, play some darts with Kino Casino's face on the wall. Maybe pull some magic cards from the special starter deck I got her. (I'm teaching her how to play, its so cute when she pulls a holofoil ultra mega first edition.)

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

NFL draft and the NBA playoffs. Either wrapping up PRAGMATA and the bonus simulation challenges.

 

[that_monika]

Sorry if someone's already said this, but I haven't heard the take yet and I wanted to share my theory:

I think Jeremy is nigger rich. I think he has spent his considerable earnings in the same way as a soundcloud rapper who got a few big hits and started getting money does. If a nigger rich person gets cut a 10k check, they spend it on clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. If they get cut a 50k check, they spend 100k on a car. If they get cut a 200k check, they spend 500k on day crib n sheit. And when the money dries up, because it's unsustainable, the bill comes due and they have no way of paying it. His watches, the plane(s), the RC track, the big house, the vanity projects, and so on, are all him spending like a darkie who got a couple big hits on soundcloud, or got signed to a big sports team for a hefty contract.

This would explain his apparent growing stress, and his desperation to inflate his view count to fraudulently misrepresent himself to advertisers: it's not that he isn't hasn't earned a lot of money, or that isn't still earning money, it's that he spends it as he gets it, and takes out loans against his future earnings, which are now beginning to dwindle. With revenue contracting, the debt he's taken out is likely becoming, or appearing to become, a very serious issue. This appears to be supported by his home equity loan, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

This proves my theory that lolcows lack self-awareness. Because how are you acting like a tough guy on the uppercase-I Internet and looking like fucking sasquatch.

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OMG
How is Quartering this memable

 

[Wujime]

Eeeeh I don't like Jer and Mel, but they are not totally wrong about Craig, every year he shows himself as something which goes beyond grifting.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

Any plans for the weekend chaps?

Try and find what the fuck these oranges are for

 

[gunt cat]

So how's your existential meltdown going?