🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 436 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 574 39.7%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 253 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,446
He's trying to do internet blood sports again, hope he goes into someone's steam who will let him in to drunkenly spiral. Maybe he will go into memecopiums, that'd he fun
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The Secret Sauce said:
Dumping some low quality DM "leaks", sorry about the quality. These are utterly banal, and I fucked off back to Jer's stream after a while.
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TL;DR- Craig wanted tips about SEO from Jer 4 years ago. Craig has offered Jer guest spots on his show. Jer is every bit as miserable to deal with as you'd expect for people he doesn't desperately want to fuck. I'm actually stunned he thought this shit was worth threatening Craig with.
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It really was exactly what it looked like it the screenshot Jer showed. This nigga gotta be plastered to think he can threaten an anyone with this.
 
...makes me wonder if a giant pile of extortion threats against dozens of people might help somebody in a lolsuit to make it past antislapp into discovery.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
Poo pants is seething about Stuttering Craig still.
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Maximum IQ to think adding "lol" and ": )" to your posts makes you seem unbothered? 85? I don't think he started from a place of intelligence but he's drunk himself really stupid.

A middle-aged man shouldn't be using the writing techniques of a 15-year-old girl to try and save face because his emotions embarrass him.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
Jer Jer Binks is reverting to the classic lolcow cope that “the internet doesn’t bother me :)”
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I love how they all do this. They even add in smiley faces they NEVER use anywhere else, so you know that they’re smiling and totally not bothered. But of course, I they’re bothered enough to be worried about making sure you know what expression they’re making.

People who REALLY aren’t bothered by the internet just drop a slur, a shitpost, or whatever else, and then they chuckle to themselves as the replies roll in. They don’t care to make it known they’re laughing, because it’s not about anyone else. They’d probably prefer you think the situation is dead serious and you aren’t just there for the lulz. Announcing that you were just fucking with them ruins the fun.
 
It would be a real shame if the content creators dig through this thread and find all the times he was begging to do something with Sargon/Metokur/Dankula (I think those are al the prominent ones), how he sewered people, etc.

And not like “hey man, we should do something”, but constantly badgering people to notice his misshapen, distended, shit-smeared, cottage cheese ass.
 
So he ended the Sub-DSP tier gaming stream to try to jump into that stuttering fag's show, got denied, sperged out MORE on twitter before going on a delete spree?

I'm okay with this. The terrible gameplay would have at least been tolerable with the faggoty "Nice knowing you, Byyyyyyeeeeee" bans, but he just gritted his teeth and tried to pretend he was ignoring it while his jannies did the work towards the end.
 
Squibbles MacKenzie said:
You can tell he's drunk because he forgot to lock down the replies.

Just like last time he threatened 'scorched earth,' these'll all be deleted and he'll pretend that it never happened.

I'd love it if he stuck with it and attempted to follow through, though. Watching him try to be the internet tough guy is about the funniest thing he's done in awhile.
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He aint got that rage pig in him .
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Dumping some low quality DM "leaks", sorry about the quality. These are utterly banal, and I fucked off back to Jer's stream after a while.
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TL;DR- Craig wanted tips about SEO from Jer 4 years ago. Craig has offered Jer guest spots on his show. Jer is every bit as miserable to deal with as you'd expect for people he doesn't desperately want to fuck. I'm actually stunned he thought this shit was worth threatening Craig with.
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Geez Jer, it's a total mystery why people like Craig turned on you 🤔
 
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