🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 444 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 257 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 47 3.2%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,466
Battlefield2142EU said:
Jon Del Arroz being affiliated as a Jeremy orbiter will never stop being funny.
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JDA is a massive coat-tail rider. Anytime there's drama he'll show up late and try to shill his AI slop-novellas.
Just because some people have been mocking JDA for pretending to be his wife (woah buddy) on Krapstarter: The woman pictured and verified on his Kickstarter is not his ex-wife Samantha who got a restraining order against him, she's a new person, possibly named Guadalupe Tovar. She also occasionally appears in pictures on his Instagram.
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Samantha Del Arroz is mentioned in coverage of Jon's unsuccessful Congressional run.
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The judgement for the dissolution of marriage was filed on April 23, 2024.
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Jon does a lot of "muh wife an keeeeeds" posting on Twitter, but it's unclear if his children live with him. Samantha is heavily involved in fundraising for cystic fibrosis since their son has it :(
DSP for president 2032 said:
Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man
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This sector needs a better class of grifter!
Gator_Aids said:
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:
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I love Ralph's little wiggle-pig dance he does. He looks so happy.
Ralph and Scarlett are absolute gutter-king bottom-feeders, Jer and his toadies aren't ready for them.
Also of course he's drinking Goose-Island-utterly-ruined-by-AnInBev-swill. I hope he switches to hard liquor and xannieberries on account of the taste!
 
Law said:
I love Ralph's little wiggle-pig dance he does. He looks so happy.
Ralph and Scarlett are absolute gutter-king bottom-feeders, Jer and his toadies aren't ready for that.
Also of course he's drinking Goose-Island-utterly-ruined-by-AnInBev-swill. I hope he switches to hard liquor on account of the taste!
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Seeing Ralph and Scarlett is like a dying man seeing vultures, but for your career.
 
Nut Vicious said:
Ralph and Scar are going to investigate Coffee Brand Coffee at the nearest Culver's while Jer is hiding in the Bulldo Bunker.
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Chat GPT would not oblige.


Doug S said:
It’s actually pretty good and Brittany scored some extra points with me for not having Jeremy’s hambabies. I’m sure it was tempting.
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First time seeing Brittany and that was surprisingly watchable, so much better than the “slop tubers” we have been exposed to recently. Good jahb.

DSP for president 2032 said:
You could set up PVC pipes and half-pipes, dig water hazards and even full-blown tunnels. Add in miniature buildings and forests and harbors and airports. You could build a drone racing track above your RC car racing track
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That’s a great idea for a channel - I’m sure you could get amazing “on board” shots from modern tiny cameras, and if the track side is realistic to look at it would be pretty cool , I’ve never seen it done though.
 
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Dr. Dickhead said:
I'm waiting to see his crashout.
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Waiting? Nickolas DeFatreo already crashed out over Chud Logic calling him out and being a massive sweeper for Turkey Tom AKA the BPD fucker and is a janny for H3....When ANISA FUCKING JOMHA rapes you on X, there is no coming back. He's a bloated retard who also got upset over someone making fun of his girlfriend that HE brings up.

DeOreo's probably gonna be the next Jer in the future based on how he's acting so far.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
His RC car channel could even take off and he could do Mr. Beast type bullshit clickbaiting where he invites "some lucky RC car nerd" to come do challenges that he built. Or "I invited le deadliest drone operator to come do my track." Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man!
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That would require effort and this lazy fucking pig doesn't want to deal with anything harder than his own soupy diarrhea.

He couldn't even expend the energy to have someone else surround his track with something to prevent the expensive "baseball dirt" from washing away in the rain.
 
LavenderMenace said:
Waiting? Nickolas DeFatreo already crashed out over Chud Logic calling him out and being a massive sweeper for Turkey Tom AKA the BPD fucker and is a janny for H3....When ANISA FUCKING JOMHA rapes you on X, there is no coming back. He's a bloated retard who also got upset over someone making fun of his girlfriend that HE brings up.

DeOreo's probably gonna be the next Jer in the future based on how he's acting so far.
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I remember Null's description of his png representation of himself years ago. A shitty minor league baseball team owner on a throne at Buffalo Wild Wings.
 
I know the Lord of the Rings memes were dozens of pages ago, but they unlocked a memory of a few videos some faggot ball licker of Quarterpounder made when the MTG community rallied against him back in 2017.

I think the first one is very apt for the current situation (it's probably how this faggot pictures it in his head, him being the heroic figure under attack every time he kicks the hornet's nest). Just replace the MTG community with, well... the entire internet, and also the fact that no one is coming to save his ass.

"The Battle of Minas Jeremy"


"The karD Knight"


"MagicMics cast V Moral Bankruptcy - Dawn of Hypocrisy" (ear rape warning in the first few secs)
 
I'm sitting here waiting for this KC preshow like a scalper waiting for pokemon deliveries at Walmart.

GIMME DAT!
*PUNCHES CHILD*
GIMME DAT TOO! WEAK LIL BISSHHHH!
 
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