🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 436 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 574 39.7%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 253 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,446
SuperComfy said:
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RIP Jeremy's Rumble channel... the vacation makes sense now.
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This is why he’s burning money by the pallet to get his shorts and YT numbers up. He’s known about these changes for longer than he’s cared to admit. It’s probably why he’s hit the hammer on the booze and crashouts when he’s wasted.

Going back to the pack openings seemed like an extremely desperate and random act which feels even more confirmed now. He’s scrambling hard for anything to stick. My suspicion is he was betting extremely hard on getting a Rumble extension (was never happening) to try and fund this “compound” and become some form of established journalist during the mid-term cycle.

His goal is to artificially juke the algos into believing he’s reliable and good content so when he does his big reveal of his new media venture he has a temporary boost and stickiness.

Let’s look at the facts, Jer is desperate to be seen as / treated like a journalist. He started a gaming journalism site, it failed. Tried the Publica, failed too. He repurposed again with a self brand, that’s shit. His need to be perceived as legitimate and with weight and authority is beyond sad and palpable.

He’s going to try and relaunch in some journalistic space again, it’s very clear. As I mentioned previously Jer is a “collector” and believes that by having the right “stuff” around him gives him credibility but he’s never understood that it’s the people that led the “stuff” credibility and not the other way around. The coffee doesn’t make Tim Pool, Tim Pool makes the coffee.

If YT is really going to let users block shorts and Rumble is done with editorial selections, Jer is very fucked in the ass. That’s ok though according to Mel.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
I only saw the "what are the oranges for?" section of this podcast and right when it was getting hype this dumb bitch actually slammed on the brakes to ask "what if Jeremy is paying people to use their content?" That shit had me so heated. DERRRRRR DERRRRRR DERRRRRRR HEY GUYS WHAT IF..... HEY FAGGOT WHAT IF YOU LOOKED INTO THINGS BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR FUCKING COCK CLOSET AND YOU MIGHT NOTICE HE HAS CONTENT ON THERE THAT IS WATERMARKED FROM OTHER STOLEN MEME SLOP PAGES SO YOU COULD JUST SHUT UP AND LET THIS SHOW BE ENTERTAINING FOR 30 CONSECUTIVE SECONDS FOR ONCE.
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Imagine being Ethan, you’ve been alogging this guy on and off for a while, and right when he’s most vulnerable. Your cohosts just start fucking talking and hold you back from saying ANYTHING FUNNY! Ethan, drop these fucks who do nothing but suck your cock (which they can’t even do that right.) Burn Quartering to the ground, actually be funny I know you can do it.
 
Gator_Aids said:
This is why he’s burning money by the pallet to get his shorts and YT numbers up. He’s known about these changes for longer than he’s cared to admit. It’s probably why he’s hit the hammer on the booze and crashouts when he’s wasted.

Going back to the pack openings seemed like an extremely desperate and random act which feels even more confirmed now. He’s scrambling hard for anything to stick. My suspicion is he was betting extremely hard on getting a Rumble extension (was never happening) to try and fund this “compound” and become some form of established journalist during the mid-term cycle.

His goal is to artificially juke the algos into believing he’s reliable and good content so when he does his big reveal of his new media venture he has a temporary boost and stickiness.

Let’s look at the facts, Jer is desperate to be seen as / treated like a journalist. He started a gaming journalism site, it failed. Tried the Publica, failed too. He repurposed again with a self brand, that’s shit. His need to be perceived as legitimate and with weight and authority is beyond sad and palpable.

He’s going to try and relaunch in some journalistic space again, it’s very clear. As I mentioned previously Jer is a “collector” and believes that by having the right “stuff” around him gives him credibility but he’s never understood that it’s the people that led the “stuff” credibility and not the other way around. The coffee doesn’t make Tim Pool, Tim Pool makes the coffee.

If YT is really going to let users block shorts and Rumble is done with editorial selections, Jer is very fucked in the ass. That’s ok though according to Mel.
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The way he missuses HBC and still keeps around the retard melonie mac. This cuck doesnt know what the fuck he is doing besides number go up.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
I really want to bitch about Jeremy's RC car track and how devoid of imagination it is. You have practically unlimited money and land, and the best you can come up with is a dirt square?


But, I looked it up and apparently this is the norm.


There are a few cool ones, but it seems that RC car enjoyers are mostly un-creative bums who just want to plop down pre-built crap outside their McMansion and then never use it.

When I first heard that he was having an RC track built, I imagined something like the batshit insane GTAV custom races, but in real life.

You could set up PVC pipes and half-pipes, dig water hazards and even full-blown tunnels. Add in miniature buildings and forests and harbors and airports. You could build a drone racing track above your RC car racing track.

Building something like that would take a ton of physical and mental activity, sometimes referred to by non-McMansion-owners as "work." This "work" could burn off so much fat, and even put on something referred to as a "muscle." He'd be tall and muscular. The humans love taller, more muscular humans, and believe they carry more power and authority. His sperm count could even regrow!

His RC car channel could even take off and he could do Mr. Beast type bullshit clickbaiting where he invites "some lucky RC car nerd" to come do challenges that he built. Or "I invited le deadliest drone operator to come do my track." Have some FUCKING IMAGINATION man!
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I assume the RC cars are expensive little toys not like the ones you'd buy your kid at Wal-Mart. So he probably doesn't want to risk breaking his special cars trying to do a flip or a jump.
So boring flat tracks on even terrain is it, maybe if he gets adventurous he could add a bridge or something.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Only the most cursed/funny Jers need apply.

I have to imagine getting mean girled by Brit digs at a very tender spot deep inside of Jeremy. He was too autistic to fuck the cheerleaders and now it's too late and he's been dying inside about that for the past 25 years.
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In fairness to Brittany she was hit w/ an emo wave or two while bringing up the abuse he laid at her feet and the fact her FORMER gal-pal melmac just ingores all the very uncharitable AND unChristian behaviour. I bet melmac needs the vaca as much as jere.
 
El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
The way he missuses HBC and still keeps around the retard melonie mac. This cuck doesnt know what the fuck he is doing besides number go up.
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Its because hes trying to cling to both his personal nerd shit need while clinging to his professional journalist facade. He refuses to pick a lane and devote himself.

Privately he just wants to be a fat, hedonistic, drunk man child. He wants his toys, boobies and vidya. Publicly he has a fixation on being a well connected, informed and successful journalist. Very likely this comes from people in his private life (family) acting ashamed of man-baby Jer.

Jeremy is Nick Rekieta with true shame. Rackets hates everyone else for judging him. Jeremy hates that he knows the people judging him are correct.

To be taken seriously hed have to grow up and work hard. To be happy he has to stop caring and enjoy his diaper. Jer cant do either.
 
PeachDream said:
I assume the RC cars are expensive little toys not like the ones you'd buy your kid at Wal-Mart. So he probably doesn't want to risk breaking his special cars trying to do a flip or a jump.
So boring flat tracks on even terrain is it, maybe if he gets adventurous he could add a bridge or something.
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He can afford to replace them, but maybe if they get scraped or scratched or dirty, it makes him FEEL poor. Best to just leave them in the box.

I think the boxes are like the sleeves for his cards, they ensure that he always has the most pristine and expensive cards. The track is like... the placemat on which he COULD theoretically play with his cards, if he ever invited any friends over that weren't there to fuck his wife.
 
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:

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TertiaryObjective said:
I’m guessing this totally planned, not at all impromptu spring break was prompted by some combination of the following
  • The Adam Sellers fallout
  • Rumble yoinking him off the Front Page midstream, to make it seem planned.
  • The Ralphamale is tired of your bullshit if you wanna know the troof about it bish
  • He’s out of money and can’t pay Hannah or Melonie until his credit card statement rolls over.
Ironic, too, that he takes his first break in 4 years right after telling Kick his stream is so valuable because it hasn’t ever missed a livestream. HE’S FLAILING.
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I could see Sellars LIKING the attention MORE than disliking any negative press about his rap sheet,, it is publicly available and that genie ain't going back in the bottle.

Jerking around polonaski of Rumble.. well jere treats everyone like they are as lame or stupid as his audience.. big mistake.

Hannah and SMell are catching a ton of flak just from collateral targeting.. as Brit V pointed out.. she has previously streamed w/ melonie who summarily threw Venti under the bus to cover for scumbag jere.. Hannah knows whatever perceived credibility as a journalist she once had.. is being roasted on the lolcow brazier..

nobody in hollyweird could write anything close to this...
 
PeachDream said:
I assume the RC cars are expensive little toys not like the ones you'd buy your kid at Wal-Mart. So he probably doesn't want to risk breaking his special cars trying to do a flip or a jump.
So boring flat tracks on even terrain is it, maybe if he gets adventurous he could add a bridge or something.
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That would be a great point if the cars weren't literally designed to be flipped and jumped all day long.

It gets to the point where at RC dirt track races, they literally have volunteers (either racers from other categories that are waiting for their turn or spectators there just to watch the racing) stand at the most flip-prone corners of the track to run over and flip the cars back up whenever they land upside down or off track. And it happens like twice a minute.

It's like buying a top end gaming PC and only using it to play Flash games.
 
Gator_Aids said:
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:

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Why do I feel like if Jer for some ungodly reason took them up on this offer for dinner, Ralph and Scarlett would just pull a Dumb and Dumber and leave Jer with a massive bill, leaving him with his dick in his hands, completely felted

ISSA FREE MEAL, BIIIIIIISH
 
Gator_Aids said:
Cross-posting because I feel this the start gate to whatever chaos is about to ensue:

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Lol they're already refusing to serve this nigga at 10 AM. We're in for a wild ride.

Jelly_King812 said:
Why do I feel like if Jer for some ungodly reason took them up on this offer for dinner, Ralph and Scarlett would just pull a Dumb and Dumber and leave Jer with a massive bill, leaving him completely felted

ISSA FREE MEAL, BIIIIIIISH
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Redemption for Luke.
 
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