🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 445 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 47 3.2%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,468
Battlefield2142EU said:
Goomerfist is dumb enough to show up on the Quarterpounder podcast.
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Don't forget the most bitch-made element about this nonce with a thesaurus of all. He pretends that he's actually quick-witted. The loser uses his sunglasses to hide that he's reading from a script and pretends that it's off the cuff.

He's also so concerned with looking ugly that he keeps himself in the black and white filter that Ethan Ralph uses to hide the fact that he's completely drunk as shit because of his skin.
 
Adamska said:
Don't forget the most bitch-made element about this nonce with a thesaurus of all. He pretends that he's actually quick-witted. The loser uses his sunglasses to hide that he's reading from a script and pretends that it's off the cuff.

He's also so concerned with looking ugly that he keeps himself in the black and white filter that Ethan Ralph uses to hide the fact that he's completely drunk as shit because of his skin.
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I never thought about that. Probably because I got about 2 minutes into a razorfist video once and realized he was a cringe faggot, so I clicked off
 
I just came here to say that I don't care about Venti grifting off of Quarterpounder and she probably smells worse than he does, someone should find the Killstream episode where her ex went on and talked about how she lived in filth despite not working and he'd have to come home from work just to clean up after her.
 
Namekian George Floyd said:
I just came here to say that I don't care about Venti grifting off of Quarterpounder and she probably smells worse than he does, someone should find the Killstream episode where her ex went on and talked about how she lived in filth despite not working and he'd have to come home from work just to clean up after her.
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I know all the same stuff, and more. But it's the Hambly thread here and she's doing a good job trashing him and exposing him to new audiences. Credit where credit's due.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=guzCR78JOukhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yGm5dNdmgh4https://youtube.com/watch?v=gbucZrOqmsgView attachment 8895529
Before even kiwi farms existed Razorfist is known for a video where he is shown masturbating online. He shocked people used the to mock him. He dislikes the cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head, as he believes it contributed to others mocking Winger and Metal fans as gay. He publicly defends Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson online while dismissing the Epstein files as a Woke conspiracy theory made up by China intended to discredit Donald Trump and Israel. Believe me. Goomerfist is dumb enough to show up on the Quarterpounder podcast.
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Razorfist is a deviant faggot indeed. But I have to give credit, his taste in glam metal music is pretty good. Winger is also cool.
 
I was busy all day so I'm just catching up with the thread and I have a theory on the Spring Break for the live show.
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So yeah Jer is getting squeezed from every angle, his chat is full of trolls, the Casino is coming back, and Ralph is about to come to his house and fight him to see who wins LOLcow of the year. These are certainly all factors but I think the final straw happened behind the scenes. Yesterday I posted that Rumble cut away from Jer on the front page within the first 25 or so minutes of his live show timeslot. Today according to this thread he wasn't on the homepage at all. So Monday he was on the landing page for somewhere between 15 and 25 minutes, Tuesday he wasn't on at all. Look at his "views" for this Monday/Tuesday compared to last week Monday/Tuesday.
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Hmmm, really makes you think. IMO this pretty much confirms my old theory the front page feature on Rumble counts every hit to the homepage as a viewer (amongst other fuckery with the numbers).

So over the past week this Quartering hatred has really boiled over. My theory is that people at Rumble have been seeing a lot of wild Jeremy clips going around, especially the viral tweets with the clip where the Rumble front page political show guy can't find Iran on a labeled map that people have been @ing them on all week. So Rumble probably had a Monday morning meeting where Jer was discussed. After lunch some people high up at Rumble probably decided to sit down together and watch the stream to see what they were actually paying to feature on their site. Monday's stream started off with a 10 minute tech disaster because Jeremy switched to new streaming software and didn't bother to learn the basic functionality or even test his layout before he went live. Then he spent time recapping his weekend and told stories about his cat keeping him awake at night and his dogs trying to fuck each other. Then we are 17 minutes into the show and it's finally time to talk about the news. To really understand the totality of this shitshow you need to experience it.

My video uploads won't play for some reason so I'll have to work with timestamped links.
You only need like 15 seconds of this one to get the vibe. It really feels like Hannah is needling Jeremy for being a lazy faggot and continually showing up for work having done zero prep then embarrassing her with his defiantly retarded Dunning Kruger takes and tech support issues. Since he is too lazy to even Google the shit they talk about on the show it leads to him constantly derail serious conversations with chatter about his inane personal bullshit which then gets clipped and used to further embarrass everyone. BTW he immediately does just that in this clip, You can really tell she's getting tired of this shit.

This continues in this clip Jeremy is finally ready to talk politics. His top news story is about the Kash Patel lawsuit but he gets called out by Hannah and has to admit he hasn't even read the article that's at the center of it. Meanwhile the audio is fucked, his camera is streaming 240P at 6 frames per second, and his dogs are all barking at each other in the background trying to rut. It's just a complete disaster from top to bottom.
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Hannah's face when she asks Jeremy if he even bothered to read the article, I bet she's so done with this faggot after that map disaster stream went viral. If you slow it down you can see her subtly shake her head right when he admits he didn't read it.

So anyways my theory is that the suits finally watch the show and see how embarrassing this is and call down to the tech room "GET THIS FAGGOT OFF THE FRONT PAGE RIGHT NOW!" So by the time I returned to the stream about 25 mins in it was already replaced with Doctor Disrespect. Then today they weren't on the front page at all and suddenly he's going on a Rumble vacation for 2 weeks. I think this is all a move to save face as rarely Rumble does cut into a front page feature, so Jer not being there for one day here or there isn't notable but if suddenly he's not on the front page at all with the heat he's getting the new narrative is "LOOK RUMBLE KICKED QUARTERING OFF THE FRONT PAGE HE'S FINISHED! HE LIED ABOUT HAVING A 5 YEAR CONTRACT AND THEY FELTED HIM!" I think in his mind if he just drops out of sight for 2 weeks then comes back and isn't on the front page wayyyyy less people will notice. Of course this is likely going to be covered on Kino Casino tomorrow and he'll just continue to get shit on. It seems like a new thing every other day. If the decision was made Monday he likely got a call about it that night. So suddenly he shows up Tuesday "Oh guys sorry the show will be taking two weeks off, it was ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO START YESTERDAY because I totally had this two week break planned for a while and I just forgot to ever mention it to my cohosts or audience that this show that has been live every day for the past 3 years was taking a 2 week vacation, oops slipped my mind but also been planning this for a while, not a knee jerk reaction to anything else going on!"

whackadoo42 said:
Jeremy mentioning Mill Creek Coffee on July 21, 2022:

Upon further inspection, I recommend watching this entire video, as it is full of good info about the "business"



He also talked about losing a coffee sponsorship from "Trade Coffee" way back on February 28, 2019:


Edit: added the Trade Coffee tidbit.
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I recognize this stream. It's one of several seethe streams he did right after the coffee company was exposed. He did some really low effort gaslighting of his fans surrounding the facts of the matter and continued to lie and say HE was roasting the coffee in every pitch up until a few months ago when the heat from the Casino reached critical levels then I noticed he weaseled out and stopped making explicit claims about roasting the beans in house. No idea if he ever picked that lie back up but if you do a maybe 50 word proximity search on "coffee brand roast" across his channels then another for "coffee brand coffee" you can pinpoint the moment he stops making the "roasting claim" and I think he just moves to "this isn't dropship garbage like all those other Youtuber coffees."
By the way he's responding to Mundane Matt in chat here which makes it even funnier.
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I also noticed Mundane Matt commented on that video of him blackout drunk in his basement.
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Matt has been circling Jeremy for years just waiting for the collapse. Every time Jer was in some humiliating drama he'd pop up and talk shit. He's one of the few guys who's been waiting for this moment longer than I have.

Herpes is Brat said:
"Okay but what if he's drunk and just forgetting he's the one who made the video?"-
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This mouth breather in the future actively derailing hambly alogging
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I only saw the "what are the oranges for?" section of this podcast and right when it was getting hype this dumb bitch actually slammed on the brakes to ask "what if Jeremy is paying people to use their content?" That shit had me so heated. DERRRRRR DERRRRRR DERRRRRRR HEY GUYS WHAT IF..... HEY FAGGOT WHAT IF YOU LOOKED INTO THINGS BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR FUCKING COCK CLOSET AND YOU MIGHT NOTICE HE HAS CONTENT ON THERE THAT IS WATERMARKED FROM OTHER STOLEN MEME SLOP PAGES SO YOU COULD JUST SHUT UP AND LET THIS SHOW BE ENTERTAINING FOR 30 CONSECUTIVE SECONDS FOR ONCE.

Being a buzzkill in a roast session is bad enough but to say something this fundamentally fucking stupid and kill the vibe, why are you here dude?

Baklava said:
Can we get a collection of rare/cursed hamblys going?
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If people have truly rare Jers to share please post them here. I plan to pick back up work on the OP rewrite now that things settled a little and I can see the fallout.
Only the most cursed/funny Jers need apply.

Ozarkium said:
Brit makes a lot of nice points, typical female scattershot way of getting it out, but still accurate on the draw.
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I have to imagine getting mean girled by Brit digs at a very tender spot deep inside of Jeremy. He was too autistic to fuck the cheerleaders and now it's too late and he's been dying inside about that for the past 25 years.
 
Gangsta Santa said:
To be clear, Jeremy claims that his company not only handles the packaging of the coffee, but the roasting of the product itself; however, all evidence points to that factory most definitively not belonging to Player One, but to Millcreek Coffee Roasters, which roasted Coffee Brand Coffee as well.

Here are the relevant posts that explain why:
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I'm a major coffee sperg. It doesn't take that much to roast coffee in-house. I frequent a café that roasts their own beans. It's in a small neighbourhood and their stuff is genuinely good.
With Jer's YouTube grift, he can spin up a small operation relatively easily. If he chose to lie, or die on this hill, it's on him. This will just be one of the numerous scams he's done.
 
AltisticRight said:
I'm a major coffee sperg. It doesn't take that much to roast coffee in-house. I frequent a café that roasts their own beans. It's in a small neighbourhood and their stuff is genuinely good.
With Jer's YouTube grift, he can spin up a small operation relatively easily. If he chose to lie, or die on this hill, it's on him. This will just be one of the numerous scams he's done.
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yeah tbh it wouldn't have cost him as much as he's likely spent to roast in house by picking up a second hand drum roaster and hiring a local roaster and some people to package/ship. I assume the place he gets his coffee from isn't doing crazy ultra light roast like SEY or Hydrangea for example so it's even like he needs someone who'd charge an arm and a leg and ask for a newer kind of roaster. I think you can get second hand drum roasters for like 30k or less these days and they're not hard to maintain at all. Hell he could just source the beans green for insanely low rates too like 3 bucks a pound.

I don't know why he didn't do any market research prior to trying sell coffee. Though I suppose if he were the type to forward think, this thread wouldn't be nearly as long.
 
asr said:
yeah tbh it wouldn't have cost him as much as he's likely spent to roast in house by picking up a second hand drum roaster and hiring a local roaster and some people to package/ship. I assume the place he gets his coffee from isn't doing crazy ultra light roast like SEY or Hydrangea for example so it's even like he needs someone who'd charge an arm and a leg and ask for a newer kind of roaster. I think you can get second hand drum roasters for like 30k or less these days and they're not hard to maintain at all. Hell he could just source the beans green for insanely low rates too like 3 bucks a pound.

I don't know why he didn't do any market research prior to trying sell coffee. Though I suppose if he were the type to forward think, this thread wouldn't be nearly as long.
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He should have drop shipped his shit coffee and just made his $1 a bag instead of jumping through 1000 hoops to repack shit and try to ship it yourself to make $2 a bag then when it goes sideways you're taking out quarter million dollar loans on your house and having to fire staff.
 
asr said:
yeah tbh it wouldn't have cost him as much as he's likely spent to roast in house by picking up a second hand drum roaster and hiring a local roaster and some people to package/ship. I assume the place he gets his coffee from isn't doing crazy ultra light roast like SEY or Hydrangea for example so it's even like he needs someone who'd charge an arm and a leg and ask for a newer kind of roaster. I think you can get second hand drum roasters for like 30k or less these days and they're not hard to maintain at all. Hell he could just source the beans green for insanely low rates too like 3 bucks a pound.

I don't know why he didn't do any market research prior to trying sell coffee. Though I suppose if he were the type to forward think, this thread wouldn't be nearly as long.
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The guy is lazier than fuck, and he's a con artist. Why make the effort to do something legit if you can just trick people with more lies? Jer has no conscience and all of his lies have gotten him this far. All he cares about is money, he has no desire to make any effort to produce anything of value.
 
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