🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 431 30.1%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 573 40.0%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 252 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 39 2.7%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 111 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,433
Jannycide_Now said:
Wait what is the lore on MM marrying a second gay? Guys please tell me this is real, I don't know if I can survive the pain if it's not
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Warski retweeted this. Melonie Macs husband might be gay.
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Jannycide_Now said:
Wait what is the lore on MM marrying a second gay? Guys please tell me this is real, I don't know if I can survive the pain if it's not
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Not only is he apparently gay, or at the least bi, he’s also got a history of being a serial cheater on top of it. And he hit up Melonie for a rebound a couple months after he got divorced, then they got engaged after a month of her flying out to SoCal to get her ancient back blown out. She basically speed running everything she can to a messy and public divorce. Maybe she’s trying to be lolcow of the year 2027.
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
Not only is he apparently gay, or at the least bi, he’s also got a history of being a serial cheater on top of it. And he hit up Melonie for a rebound a couple months after he got divorced, then they got engaged after a month of her flying out to SoCal to get her ancient back blown out. She basically speed running everything she can to a messy and public divorce. Maybe she’s trying to be lolcow of the year 2027.
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Ancient back lol. The Mac Attack really is on a downward spiral, after her whole anal isn't sodomy thing. Her fake Christian grift really pisses me off too. She covers for a gross pig Jer, and props up his awful behaviors excusing it as demons leaving him. No Mel he's is a hedonistic swinger who fleches other men's baby gravy.
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
Not only is he apparently gay, or at the least bi, he’s also got a history of being a serial cheater on top of it. And he hit up Melonie for a rebound a couple months after he got divorced, then they got engaged after a month of her flying out to SoCal to get her ancient back blown out. She basically speed running everything she can to a messy and public divorce. Maybe she’s trying to be lolcow of the year 2027.
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Shade123 said:
Ancient back lol. The Mac Attack really is on a downward spiral, after her whole anal isn't sodomy thing. Her fake Christian grift really pisses me off too. She covers for a gross pig Jer, and props up his awful behaviors excusing it as demons leaving him. No Mel he's is a hedonistic swinger who fleches other men's baby gravy.
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She's got a ways to go before she becomes Lolcow of the year. I've never seen anyone kill their career like Melonie because only her simps and dumb boomers like Melonie. Like Brittany Venti, she's pissed off both political sides, and she burned bridges with other Youtubers she worked with.
 
So, Mr. Multi-millionare's vacation consists of not livestreaming but still churning out stolen content and news slop. If that doesn't tell you this man is broke the moment he stops doing that, I don't know what would.

But anyway, sure Jer, just believe that by May 4th you'll come back as if nothing had ever happened. Here's how your digital doorstep will look like when you come back:

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"HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND JEREMY?!!!!!"

TertiaryObjective said:
Pardon my ignorance, but wouldn’t that mean that he does now have an actual coffee company? If so…why won’t he post pictures of the equipment?
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Oxyjen said:
We did see a promo video of Player One coffee factory a few pages back.
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To be clear, Jeremy claims that his company not only handles the packaging of the coffee, but the roasting of the product itself; however, all evidence points to that factory most definitively not belonging to Player One, but to Millcreek Coffee Roasters, which roasted Coffee Brand Coffee as well.

Here are the relevant posts that explain why:

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People are starting to ask questions and Quartering is once again lying about his "coffee company."

In response to someone claiming he doesn't actually brew the coffee he's claiming a video he posted several years ago is in fact proof he owns a giant coffee brewing operation and that his own employees, equipment, and facility are shown in the video. Let's review why that is a very obvious lie.
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Here's the video he posted this time...
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Gator_Aids said:
The World's Dumbest (and Fattest) Entrepreneur tried to spike the ball and show that he's a successful businessman and is immediately called out. His own screenshot contradicts his statement and displays only gross sales. Jeremy gives no actual profit statement and "forgets" to account for any business costs.

Let's do some math:
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A lot of this math accounts for him actually running a real company with employees. He 100% does not roast the beans. At best him and Zach from Player One Coffee/Meta PCs have an operation a few miles away from the Millcreek facility where they take the...
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Some more interesting information here:

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Null said:
He has advertised the coffee is made in-house by a family roaster with equipment he bought at a facility he owned. If that's not happening that's consumer fraud.
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Disdainer of the Plebs said:
Here’s the link to our archive of him being busted for dropshipping it for those of you new to the thread:


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I got a lot of my initial information about the coffee...
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QwahlityKahntent said:
See this post:
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🍔 Quarterpounder Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Warski retweeted this. Melonie Macs husband might be gay.
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As much as I love mocking Mel and everyone in that circle, I just don't find these very compelling.

Most of them just read like someone making very common 'being gay is the punchline' jokes. This isn't quite Fuentes levels.
 
Noticed a small thing regarding Ham Beast's slop short grift. Hambly does short slop on every channel now. Thequartering, Jeremy Hambly(formally quarter cast) and UM-Sleaved Media have always featured short slop. Some of the old Jeremy Hambly short slop even has thequartering watermark on it(back in June 2025).

However he only started pumping out short slop on quartering live and RC Nightmare about 3 weeks ago. Maybe the money situation is getting dire. His Instagram and tiktok upload schedule is still sporadic.
 
FederalInvestigation said:
Its the same reason people watched TheQuartering, they were desperate for content. They watched Poo-Jer after everyone with an individual thought or controversial idea got banned, we watched Cog because we wanted Internet Bloodsports 24/7 back then, and there was only so much to go around. Kumite, Warski Live, and the Killstream were the quality shows then there were ancillary shows trying to get off the ground like BYBS, Cog, Thomas Ellington, shit we watched a memeball named Scrub because he was funny and adjacent to the scene.

Jer's top years were when everyone else was banned.

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Ummm....Aksually .. his name is Thomas Smellington AKA Thomas The Stank Engine . :)
 
"your legit analytics sir"
(Link) (Wayback, Mega)
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It's possible he's gaining some of these from his stolen content shorts.
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He has also done this on the "QuarteringLive" channel. (Link) (Wayback, Mega)
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The only difference between these and the ones on the main channel is the logo is "The Quartering Live",
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Like this video. This isn't even from one of his streams. This is lower effort than the ones on the main channel if you can believe it.
PreserveTube archive because KiwiFarms is FELTED and won't process my 1.57MB file.
 
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