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Is looking more and more like Heather and Melony are the cucks and is jer who's the one getting piped.
🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
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BootyWarriorUkaUka
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That fucker is as straight as John Wayne Gacy.
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At least Gacy kept it in the crawl spaces.
fggt_mcdckface
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i've wondered the same every time
RMQualtrough
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Well Melonie herself was caught reading that lesbian erotica novel so she herself is suspect. Plus she's into Asian men exclusively and they're basically chicks.
It's possible Hannah Claire is something like Job, in her own personal world of suffering as the only heterosexual disciple of Jesus, surrounded by nothing but sodomites, adulterers and swindlers.
Pray for Hannnah Claire.
Has he gone on vacation because Andy and PPP were bragging that he's not successful enough to take a vacation while they are? What a LOSER lol.Jer has decided to take a week off for vacation. And of course he will NOT be drinking on his unplanned week vacation. ( Can't wait for the drunk tweets this vacation )
Ultor Corporate Shill
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He decides to take the week off the day before the Kino Casino comes back tomorrow.
Curious.
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I'm back with another CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW, where we are going through Quartering's abandoned channel, Clawstruck. It's a channel all about the wonderful world of claw machines.
If you would like to read the previous entries, here you go:
Videos 25-27
25th Video
Jer is back at the MP4 and plush claw machines. He begins the video by saying these machines in particular are the couple's favorites. We get a little bit more footage of the room as well. It seems to be some sort of restaurant. Also Jer is carrying a to-go order or leftovers with him.
They focus on the two machines filled with plushes. One is filled with Christmas plushes and one has some plushes and other assorted items. Jer explains the one has Christmas plushes because it's bad and has a weak claw. The other pays out more, therefore everyone has already drained of Christmas items. I would argue against his claim however.
This is the machine he says has a weak claw. It probably does, but it has more quality items. It even has some licensed plushes like Hello Kitty.
This is the one he says pays out more. If you notice, it has a lot of random junk in it. I has some Christmas items but they are much smaller and the quality is less.
Also it straight up has party favors from Dollar Tree in it. No wonder it pays out more.
Heather begins working the stick and aims for a mini soccer ball. It does not pick it up but she manages to snag a bag of Dollar Tree Army men. They are super excited as the claw makes it's way to the drop zone. Except the Army Men get stuck in the claw. Since she still has a credit in the machine, the claw moves to the center before she can do anything and it falls off. Felted.
Heather goes for the Army Men again and fails.
He tells Heather they aren't leaving without that soccer ball. Heather decides to target a moose plush instead. He says it's impossible to get but she tries anyway. She instantly gets it. Is everyone better at these machines than Jer?
At this point you hear children who are watching them and are happy about her moose win. JER JUST LEAVE. DON'T STICK AROUND TO FILM CHILDREN.
Spoiler alert: He sticks around and films children.
he starts playing the machine while pointing the camera every so often at the other machine that the kids are operating now. He also starts talking to them. He does this like 3-4 times. Really weird stuff Jer. LEAVE THESE KIDS ALONE.
Eventually he does get the soccer ball and it's a smash cut to the machine with a weak claw.
We do get a bit of hilarious background audio of the children's father.
As the father tries to round up the kids to leave, Jer gives one of the kids the mini soccer ball. He does this by pointing the camera directly on the kid and his father, completely facedoxing them and hands them the ball.
After a few more tries at a Christmas plush and losing more money, he directs his attention to Heather, who is trying to get a plush. He keeps talking this big game, that he knows the payout of every machine or some shit. Every time Jer says it's not going to fail, it fails. lol.
She eventually successfully aquires the bear and that ends the video.
26th Video
Hi Jer
We start the video out with him driving down the road saying he's going to hit up a Wal-Mart claw machine. Brandon is getting back into town tonight and he must win that Rudolph plush for his beloved ClawBull. He is on a mission for the Rudolph. Let's go.
There are so many Rudolph plushes now and none of them are in great spots. They just sit there taunting ole' Jer. He also complains that the Aaron Rodgers plush is unobtainable.
He tests the machine out. Goes for a Green Santa, fails. goes for a snowman in pink. Fails. Again. Fails. Again. Fails. He starts shifting things around and manages to snag the snowman...only it gets caught on a pile of plushes (which include Aaron Rodgers) and falls into the arms of the Green Santa.
He then starts whaling out, trying to get this plush. This causes a series of unforunate but hilarious events.
Jer gets lucky and snags an angel plush on the first try. This is an angel plush that was sitting on top of the Aaron Rodgers plush. Pictured here is Jer securing his win of the angel and the Aaron Rodgers plush is in this position:
When we cut back to the machine, the Aaron Rodgers is now in a completely different position, meaning Jer tried to get him off camera but failed. In fact, a lot of plushes have shifted between cuts, who knows how many dollars he pumped into this machine.
He goes for a Wisconsin stocking and the same thing happens to him as the snowman plush:
Oh but wait, the stocking gets stuck in the claw.
Jer uses all his cuck power to shake the machine and it fall into the drop zone.
He grabs another snowman and the other stocking fairly easy. He then returns his attention on the Green Santa, stating his wife would really like it. This leads to an audio clip that sounds unfortunate out of context:
This causes him to whale out again and spend turn after turn trying to get the Santa. He even says he needs to save money for the Rudolph but just goes back to the Santa. I will spare you this clip because it's really boring. He just tries the same thing over and over until he just lucks out and gets him.
He finishes up the video in the car saying he's on fire! HE TOTALLY CRUSHED THAT MACHINE. Sure Jer, sure. He also stated there was a much better machine but much like his wife, he saved that one for the ClawBull.
27th Video
In this video we are in Heather and Jer's garage where they have their own claw machine.
This is the same one from the very 1st video. However, now it is stuffed with all the previous plushes they have won over the course of the channel so far. This also seems to be a short time after the last video as we can see most of the plushes from the last video sitting on a nearby car.
Not only is machine filled with the plushes, Heather has hidden something in the machine. There are 7 wrapped boxes but 6 are empty. The 7th has a pickle inside. It's QuarterPounder vs The ClawBull to find the pickle. Whoever finds it, gets a special prize.
I could make a super easy joke here, but I'm not going to because you're already thinking it.
There's not much to go over the battle. The ClawBull dominates Jer. Jer misses twice. Clawbull never misses. He even grabs a box that Jer said would be difficult. In the end, Clawbull ends up with 4 boxes, Jer only 3. Jer opens up the first box to find...the pickle! He is over the moon happy.
PUT ON THE RED PANTIES TONIGHT HEATHER CAUSE JER IS FUCKIN' HIS WIFE!
...oh wait he just won 2 rolls of quarters:
Also he commented on this video like he doesn't own the channel:
Which is weird because he used the Unsleeved account to comment on the 26th video, but instead like he owned the channel:
Well that's about all the time we have for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW for now! Tune in next time for another series of clawtastic failures by Quartering.
If you would like to read the previous entries, here you go:
Videos 25-27
25th Video
Jer is back at the MP4 and plush claw machines. He begins the video by saying these machines in particular are the couple's favorites. We get a little bit more footage of the room as well. It seems to be some sort of restaurant. Also Jer is carrying a to-go order or leftovers with him.
They focus on the two machines filled with plushes. One is filled with Christmas plushes and one has some plushes and other assorted items. Jer explains the one has Christmas plushes because it's bad and has a weak claw. The other pays out more, therefore everyone has already drained of Christmas items. I would argue against his claim however.
This is the machine he says has a weak claw. It probably does, but it has more quality items. It even has some licensed plushes like Hello Kitty.
This is the one he says pays out more. If you notice, it has a lot of random junk in it. I has some Christmas items but they are much smaller and the quality is less.
Also it straight up has party favors from Dollar Tree in it. No wonder it pays out more.
Heather begins working the stick and aims for a mini soccer ball. It does not pick it up but she manages to snag a bag of Dollar Tree Army men. They are super excited as the claw makes it's way to the drop zone. Except the Army Men get stuck in the claw. Since she still has a credit in the machine, the claw moves to the center before she can do anything and it falls off. Felted.
Heather goes for the Army Men again and fails.
He tells Heather they aren't leaving without that soccer ball. Heather decides to target a moose plush instead. He says it's impossible to get but she tries anyway. She instantly gets it. Is everyone better at these machines than Jer?
At this point you hear children who are watching them and are happy about her moose win. JER JUST LEAVE. DON'T STICK AROUND TO FILM CHILDREN.
Spoiler alert: He sticks around and films children.
he starts playing the machine while pointing the camera every so often at the other machine that the kids are operating now. He also starts talking to them. He does this like 3-4 times. Really weird stuff Jer. LEAVE THESE KIDS ALONE.
Eventually he does get the soccer ball and it's a smash cut to the machine with a weak claw.
We do get a bit of hilarious background audio of the children's father.
As the father tries to round up the kids to leave, Jer gives one of the kids the mini soccer ball. He does this by pointing the camera directly on the kid and his father, completely facedoxing them and hands them the ball.
After a few more tries at a Christmas plush and losing more money, he directs his attention to Heather, who is trying to get a plush. He keeps talking this big game, that he knows the payout of every machine or some shit. Every time Jer says it's not going to fail, it fails. lol.
She eventually successfully aquires the bear and that ends the video.
26th Video
Hi Jer
We start the video out with him driving down the road saying he's going to hit up a Wal-Mart claw machine. Brandon is getting back into town tonight and he must win that Rudolph plush for his beloved ClawBull. He is on a mission for the Rudolph. Let's go.
There are so many Rudolph plushes now and none of them are in great spots. They just sit there taunting ole' Jer. He also complains that the Aaron Rodgers plush is unobtainable.
He tests the machine out. Goes for a Green Santa, fails. goes for a snowman in pink. Fails. Again. Fails. Again. Fails. He starts shifting things around and manages to snag the snowman...only it gets caught on a pile of plushes (which include Aaron Rodgers) and falls into the arms of the Green Santa.
He then starts whaling out, trying to get this plush. This causes a series of unforunate but hilarious events.
Jer gets lucky and snags an angel plush on the first try. This is an angel plush that was sitting on top of the Aaron Rodgers plush. Pictured here is Jer securing his win of the angel and the Aaron Rodgers plush is in this position:
When we cut back to the machine, the Aaron Rodgers is now in a completely different position, meaning Jer tried to get him off camera but failed. In fact, a lot of plushes have shifted between cuts, who knows how many dollars he pumped into this machine.
He goes for a Wisconsin stocking and the same thing happens to him as the snowman plush:
Oh but wait, the stocking gets stuck in the claw.
Jer uses all his cuck power to shake the machine and it fall into the drop zone.
He grabs another snowman and the other stocking fairly easy. He then returns his attention on the Green Santa, stating his wife would really like it. This leads to an audio clip that sounds unfortunate out of context:
This causes him to whale out again and spend turn after turn trying to get the Santa. He even says he needs to save money for the Rudolph but just goes back to the Santa. I will spare you this clip because it's really boring. He just tries the same thing over and over until he just lucks out and gets him.
He finishes up the video in the car saying he's on fire! HE TOTALLY CRUSHED THAT MACHINE. Sure Jer, sure. He also stated there was a much better machine but much like his wife, he saved that one for the ClawBull.
27th Video
In this video we are in Heather and Jer's garage where they have their own claw machine.
This is the same one from the very 1st video. However, now it is stuffed with all the previous plushes they have won over the course of the channel so far. This also seems to be a short time after the last video as we can see most of the plushes from the last video sitting on a nearby car.
Not only is machine filled with the plushes, Heather has hidden something in the machine. There are 7 wrapped boxes but 6 are empty. The 7th has a pickle inside. It's QuarterPounder vs The ClawBull to find the pickle. Whoever finds it, gets a special prize.
I could make a super easy joke here, but I'm not going to because you're already thinking it.
There's not much to go over the battle. The ClawBull dominates Jer. Jer misses twice. Clawbull never misses. He even grabs a box that Jer said would be difficult. In the end, Clawbull ends up with 4 boxes, Jer only 3. Jer opens up the first box to find...the pickle! He is over the moon happy.
PUT ON THE RED PANTIES TONIGHT HEATHER CAUSE JER IS FUCKIN' HIS WIFE!
...oh wait he just won 2 rolls of quarters:
Also he commented on this video like he doesn't own the channel:
Which is weird because he used the Unsleeved account to comment on the 26th video, but instead like he owned the channel:
Well that's about all the time we have for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW for now! Tune in next time for another series of clawtastic failures by Quartering.
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Things you're not allowed to mention in Jer's chat:
-weekends
-Walmart
-bulls
-Casinos
-basements
-oranges
-any of the dozens of e-celebs who have mocked him
He's going to end up like WingsofRedemption. Eventually, this list will grow so long that chatters need an encyclopedic knowledge of troll lore to avoid stepping on a landmine. Actual fans will be turned into trolls daily by overzealous jannies.
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That is so embarrassingAlso he commented on this video like he doesn't own the channel:
Cyrus Joseph
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There has been enough documented in this thread the past week for KC to make shows for probably the next 3 weeks.He decides to take the week off the day before the Kino Casino comes back tomorrow.
Curious.
BootyWarriorUkaUka
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But look at the bright side. At the end of the day, wings can look forward to DSP calling him on Valentine's Day. That moment was more sincere than anything I've seen from Jeremy.
Maybe I could find something about a friend.
Constantine_Crusader
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Not gonna lie i don't know what is more embarrassing a grown man playing with claw machines or a grown man that collects funko pops. Oh yeah, Jer does both.
JustKiwiPosting
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He's ducking the Ralphamale, BISH! Quite frankly, I don't think he can handle the smoke from the Memphis Micro, if you want to know the truth about it. The Rage Pig is gonna be hollarin' in ole Jer's neck of the woods, and since Ralph is the king (of the sektur) he has castle doctrine on his side. Nick Rekieta told him he could do it.He decides to take the week off the day before the Kino Casino comes back tomorrow.
Curious.
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Imagine being so scared of Ralph that you do a previously unannounced last-minute week-long vacation.
RMQualtrough
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At the end of the day this is an exquisite W and much deserved after this level of hardcore dedicated alogging.
Jeremy is now being DEPRIVED of INCOME, at least for a week. This greedy bastard has never sacrificed a single week of Funko Pop money for himself or his slavedriven wagies. The heat has made him gtfo of the kitchen and flee!
A whole week of income GONE from Hamplanet's bank balance.
Possible reasons for this vacation:
1. Terror from the chatters on his streams.
2. Terror at the notion of Ethan Ralph coming to take his house.
3. Terror at the coffee business exposure by Luther.
4. Terror at the upcoming Casino decimantion of his character and business
5. Terror due to Kiwifarms thread explosion.
Today is a good day. Finally HCB has been temporarily freed.
Flippin Floppin
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Really? That's crazy that Melonie is capable of reading despite being mentally disabled to such a degree.
I have sometimes seen random commenters saying stuff about her having relations with other women many years ago. But it's all been them saying they heard it somewhere else. Disregarded it since I constantly see people say her first husband was gay, which isn't true at all. Maybe there's some truth to it?
BootyWarriorUkaUka
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So he's letting the girls take over the rest of the week or what?
Flippin Floppin
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No. No show at all until May 4th.
Apparently he was rude to Melonie a bit when he said it on stream.
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True & Honest Fan
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He's fatJer has decided to take a week off for vacation. And of course he will NOT be drinking on his unplanned week vacation. ( Can't wait for the drunk tweets this vacation )
He's cucked
He's waddling away in fear
He's holding in a shart
Woooooooooooaaaaaahhhh
Buddy!