Porn and Porncows

[Samuel Fuller]

Can we just bring back lolcows that were just stupid people instead of mentally ill pedos fetichists?

Your request will be considered when you learn fucking English, eurofag.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Can we just bring back lolcows that were just stupid people instead of mentally ill pedos fetichists?

Let me fix your horrible English with my native Spanish:
¿Podríamos regresar a los esquizofrénicos que eran solo gente estúpida en vez de pederastas fetichistas enfermos mentales?
That sounds much better.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Lily Lou was ok before she got the breast implants,

Don’t forget the pink hair. It gives an impression of “crazy”.

Pedobait. They are trying to imitate smooth blushed skin of a preteen, same with the recent obsession with freckles and fake braces.

True. This was a huge fad back in the day (and it's still alive today) on a lot of women in order to appear younger or like teens. Bracers, Freckles, school uniform, pigtails... Today they also go for young petite women in order to accentuate that idea of them being teens or preteens

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So create real life lolis?

 

[A.P. Hill]

True. This was a huge fad back in the day (and it's still alive today) on a lot of women in order to appear younger or like teens. Bracers, Freckles, school uniform, pigtails... Today they also go for young petite women in order to accentuate that idea of them being teens or preteens

JAV has been doing this for a long time. The difference between that and America is that in Japan the girls aren't blatantly made to look or act like little kids. There are things like school uniform cosplay, but the girls don't roleplay children, they're just small and babyfaced. The American style blatantly makes them act like small children when they're clearly women in their 30s.

 

[Dorkwan]

JAV has been doing this for a long time. The difference between that and America is that in Japan the girls aren't blatantly made to look or act like little kids. There are things like school uniform cosplay, but the girls don't roleplay children, they're just small and babyfaced. The American style blatantly makes them act like small children when they're clearly women in their 30s.

The good ol' American porn industry. Where 22 year old childless women are MILFs because they have wide hips and fake tits, while skinny women with B-cups in their 30s are condemned to putting their hair in pigtails and hoping step-daddy doesn't notice her c-section scar.

 

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[A.P. Hill]

The good ol' American porn industry. Where 22 year old childless women are MILFs because they have wide hips and fake tits, while skinny women with B-cups in their 30s are condemned to putting their hair in pigtails and hoping step-daddy doesn't notice her c-section scar.

The "stepsister" with a half pound of makeup and tattoos really makes me want to puke.

JAVs are really funny because the girls will make videos where they're playing cute, innocent schoolgirls and then the next thing they make is some depraved BDSM orgy (looking at you, Ichika).

 

[Stella d'Oro]

Being a porn whore and ending being a old twitch thot. Trade up or trade down? Discuss

I thought Realtor was the second career of choice for most of these "entertainers"?

 

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creating edgy race play

I thought there was a rule against onlyfans promotions?

Ageplay is gross though TBH

in Japan the girls aren't blatantly made to look or act like little kids.

Ahahahah- absolutely untrue on both counts. Plenty of jap porn is just as creepy as anything Max Hardcore made, with the only 'positive' being that you can't understand the language unless you're a disgusting weeb.

 

[moocow]

I thought Realtor was the second career of choice for most of these "entertainers"?

Yeah they sell one house per month for that $4k-$5k commission score to pay the actual bills then whore out for spending money.

 

[babadook]

You joined Kiwifarms specifically to discuss some fat coalburner? Aren't there more topical forums available for this sort of thing, forum.blackedraw.com or something?

Based, who the fuck is chris chan

 

[babadook]

I was researching content for this topic earlier and one of the pieces of media had me questioning....who exactly is the audience of the big fucking gorilla cocks

 

[Goldie_99]

Pedobait.

Doubt it. Children or very young people don't look anything like this. I'm buying the explanation that it's an appropriated japanese trend, mixed in with shitty technical skills and addiction to filters/social media.

Zack Parsons was never as funny as he believed himself to be, but this was his best work: https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special/

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Is it me, or did many 2000s pornos have this "this is silly and we are having fun making it" feel that post-OF generation of whores keeps pretending like they have when they clearly don't? Probably because it was an actual nishe back then and didn't need to cater to algorythms and brain-damaged, terminal gooners, but the screenshots in this article make me feel almost nostalgic for times that no longer exist. Seeing the SFW photos of actresses from back then is also weird, because their looks, makeup, hairstyle, everything, just feels so... normal, toned-down, even (also, so few tattoos, holy shit).

He says on the Chris-Chan website.

Tbf, before he turned full schitzo and raped his senile mother, for many years Chris was just that, a socially inept autist. Sure, he was a lech and a sex pest, but it all felt almost innocent in the way he approached his love quest. He was just annoying to the people around him and constantly embarrassing himself by oversharing, not to mention reacting and responding to trolls, generating even more hilarity. A model of what a lolcow should be.

The good ol' American porn industry. Where 22 year old childless women are MILFs because they have wide hips and fake tits, while skinny women with B-cups in their 30s are condemned to putting their hair in pigtails and hoping step-daddy doesn't notice her c-section scar.

Think of it as an added comedic value. 30-year-olds playing fresh highschool graduates, father & son duos that are barely five years apart, "sexy teacher" that's younger than the student in detention whom she is about to fuck, "shy virgin girls" with piercings and two dozen shitty tattoos, add the hyperfake acting, a storyline that's the definition of "I am 15 and this is deep" and you've got yourself the last bastion of comedy in this desolate wasteland of standup and Marvel movies.

True. This was a huge fad back in the day (and it's still alive today) on a lot of women in order to appear younger or like teens. Bracers, Freckles, school uniform, pigtails...

Jared Fogle apparently wanted his more grown up conquests to wear their hair in pigtails. This sums up this whole thing perfectly in terms of what kind of people it appeals to. The degeneracy is progressing.

 

[Pluciferous]

Is it me, or did many 2000s pornos have this "this is silly and we are having fun making it" feel that post-OF generation of whores keeps pretending like they have when they clearly don't? Probably because it was an actual nishe back then and didn't need to cater to algorythms and brain-damaged, terminal gooners, but the screenshots in this article make me feel almost nostalgic for times that no longer exist. Seeing the SFW photos of actresses from back then is also weird, because their looks, makeup, hairstyle, everything, just feels so... normal, toned-down, even (also, so few tattoos, holy shit).

I don’t think the 2000s had any more “this is silly and we are having fun making it” videos than the 1980s, 1990s, or 2010s. The entire mainstream porn scene put out goofy parody material pretty regularly. The 2000s were most notable for the rise in “gonzo” porn.

The biggest factor in making a porn fun is the actress. There are plenty of cute porn actresses that grind every scene they’re in to a halt because they look so bored or strung out on drugs (e.g. Kyler Quinn, Alicia Williams). On the other hand, there are women who are a touch overweight but utterly mesmerizing because they are either genuine nymphomaniacs, or utterly fantastic at pretending to have fun (e.g. Lena Paul, Rebel Rhyder).

The post-2020 porn scene is completely different because the mainstream sites are dying, and the average porn scene can be described as “overweight tattooed chick filmed from one iPhone on a tripod at an unflattering angle”.

 

[Lip Glossary]

while skinny women with B-cups in their 30s are condemned to putting their hair in pigtails and hoping step-daddy doesn't notice her c-section scar.

Never understood the appeal of having sex with your family, but then again I'm not a fucking porn degenerate, so perhaps it's best I don't understand.

 

[Pluciferous]

Never understood the appeal of having sex with your family, but then again I'm not a fucking porn degenerate, so perhaps it's best I don't understand.

Thankfully few people see the appeal of having sex with your immediate family. That’s why they don’t make much incest porn, but an ungodly amount of step-incest porn. (Which I think was the point of your image?)

It’s not even incest porn, it’s more just that a really cute girl that’s your age has suddenly arrived at your house, and the particular reason is because your parent re-married. I’d argue that step-“incest” scenes are no more taboo than the scenes where your high school classmate comes over to ostensibly study with you, but instead the horny classmate keeps seeing which sex acts she can perform on you without your parent or guardian noticing.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Thankfully few people see the appeal of having sex with your immediate family. That’s why they don’t make much incest porn, but an ungodly amount of step-incest porn. (Which I think was the point of your image?)

It’s not even incest porn, it’s more just that a really cute girl that’s your age has suddenly arrived at your house, and the particular reason is because your parent re-married. I’d argue that step-“incest” scenes are no more taboo than the scenes where your high school classmate comes over to ostensibly study with you, but instead the horny classmate keeps seeing which sex acts she can perform on you without your parent or guardian noticing.

You're fucking gross, fella.

 

[Pluciferous]

You're fucking gross, fella.

Nah, I just have wholesome memories of making out with girls when I was in high school, and the scenes bring those memories back.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Nah, I just have wholesome memories of making out with girls when I was in high school, and the scenes bring those memories back.

It's porn about fucking your mother, daughter or sister, they get away with it and you feel less like a pervert after the spunk settles because the title said "step" in it.

 

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It's porn about fucking your mother, daughter or sister, they get away with it and you feel less like a pervert after the spunk settles because the title said "step" in it.

I'm surprised nobody is complaining about the sheer nepotism of it