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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Meiwaku said:
I wonder if any fish have lurked this thread before or are doing so now.
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Lonjil said:
Id imagine some of them probably have looked at this thread or site at least. Id be beyond amazed if any fish or freeloaders ever talked here though.
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Jet has his baby face that his schizophrenic dad, Johnny Neptune, posted on /r9k/ as his Kick account's profile picture.

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I'm pretty sure he must have gotten it from his thread.
 
Fun numbers, on the FT site, Vimp and Landon are streaming in the confessional and have ~500 viewers, Binx is in the Market with ~100 viewers

Rache Bartmoss said:
Jet has his baby face that his schizophrenic dad, Johnny Neptune, posted on /r9k/ as his Kick account's profile picture.

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I'm pretty sure he must have gotten it from his thread.
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I know he’s a sex pest but his thread makes me so sad. I just see a neglected little boy when I look at him now. Heartbreaking.
 
EmoMom said:
I know he’s a sex pest but his thread makes me so sad. I just see a neglected little boy when I look at him now. Heartbreaking.
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That boy became a man a long time ago. Men have to take responsibility for their own actions. Plenty of neglected people carry scars but still strive to be decent. There’s plenty of violent, raping, drug dealing, murdering pieces of shit out there that have similar or worse backgrounds than Jet, but they don’t exactly appear as neglected little boys when they’re harming others. Now Jet isn’t a monster, but his sad beginnings shouldn’t make anyone excuse his more creepy behaviors.

Jet has been posting insane shit ever since he got online, and in case the ending of S5 didn’t spell it out for you, he has a real mean and sadistic streak to him. Overall he’s alright but do not let your motherly instincts cloud your judgement. Jet has shown what he does with power, and it isn’t always pretty.
 
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Bongo found Binx's laptop and is laughing hard enough that I wouldn't be surprised if she gets banned. The last message she got in was "I'm Binx. I eat babies" before Binx logged them out
 
What were the available voice choices for TTS, and what specific voice was used for the "suck me through my jorts" messages?
 
the twins are currently in confessional watching Bongo's candy challenge crash out. They are in good spirits and greatly amused by their own antics.
 
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Twins are watching the fight they had after the candy elimination that Bongo completely forgot about. They're pretty good humored about it but you can see Bongo kinda realizing what she did.
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Binx came in during this emotional moment, turned on the metronome, and started smashing the drywall which defocused the camera and blocked out all audio.
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TTS told Binx to fuck off and Jet came on intercom to tell her to leave and twins started laughing
 
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