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I just think its hilarious that Jarbo is on a kamikaze mission to fuck over Jer.
The Boulder King's Revenge.
🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
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Kitsune Diddler
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He might be slightly peeved
KNEEL BEFORE HIS POWER
SUFFER FAT ONE
SUFFER TARDSKI
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din365
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lol oh he's mad. the ironic part is that this is such a big deal because he has no self-awareness. he's gotten high off his own pseudo-fame that he actually thought he could make it disappear like 12 inches of another man's cock into his wife.
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No one is harassing your staff retard, and also your staff are public figures on the internet they should no it comes with the territory and your brand is now toxic. As long as they're with you they will catch strays.
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Alright guys we're back with CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW, where we are going through Quartering's abandoned channel, Clawstruck. It's a channel all about the wonderful world of claw machines.
If you would like to see the previous entries, here they are:
Videos 10-15
10th Video
We start the video with the ClawBull muttering to the camera that he found this machine with an error message and he decided to reset it and see if it works. I'm guessing that just means he unplugged it and plugged it back in. Which is pretty nervy thing to do. He mentioned in a previous video that they were using a claw machine that they found unplugged and they took it upon themselves to plug it back in.
The first 4 minutes are just the ClawBull getting felted over and over again on this machine. He loses like 6-7 dollars and walks away with nothing.
Next machine. Felted again. This time he walks away much faster. He remarks that he wants the Rudolph plush and we sit and stare at it longingly for a few seconds.
We're now at a claw machine with balls. He believes the claw is too large to actually get any of the balls but is trying anyway. After a few tries he successfully gets one.
I'm actually wishing Jer was in the video. The ClawBull is awfully dry with his commentary.
He moves onto another machine with rubber ducks and decides not to play and we cut to a machine in Wal-Mart. After getting felted over and over again trying to grab a few things, he finally gets a Cartman plush and it gets stuck in the claw.
He shakes the machine a bit and it comes loose.
He goes to a few other machines and shows them off. I think I will be skipping the bulk of solo ClawBull videos. He is just too boring on his own.
11th video
Wouldn't you know it, it's a solo ClawBull video. SKIP. It's just him explaining claw machines again.
12th video
Alright Jer is fucking back and he's driving to a machine. Apparently he's going to "school" the ClawBull for some reason and issuing a 5 dollar challenge, get as many toys as you can with 5 dollars. This doesn't make sense fairly quickly because he actually spends over 5 dollars and gets 8 plushies. He says he's on a streak...so that changed the challenge?
I really don't get why he's really into this shit. I mean these prizes are pretty generic. He was super excited to get a tiger plush...but it's a tiger plush.
"Beat that Brandon"
It's really weird but it looks like ClawBull never responded to this challenge.
13th video
Another solo ClawBull science video. SKIP.
14th video
More like the machine forced it's way into his wallet
This is a pretty great video. We find Jer and Heather in Denny's working a machine exclusive to Denny's locations. It's filled with all sorts of animal plushies.
Jer quickly finds out that you can pay 1 dollar per game BUT every 5 games you have a better chance. And you can just pay 10 bucks to buy a plushie. Even knowing this, him and Heather just keep pumping in the money and walk away with just 1 frog plushie.
At the end of the video he declares the machine conquered? Okay Hamplanet. He also gives his official review of it. He gives it a 1 out of 10 but then copes, saying the plushie is very good quality and changes his rating to a 3 out of 10:
15th video
Jer first tries knocking loose a big red plush in the corner. After failing to do so, he goes after an Ace Frehley plush. Frehley proves to be difficult and it takes 2 tries to get him. He shows off his love of pop culture by not even knowing it's a plush of Ace. He then catches a Paul Stanley plush.
Hi Jer
He starts eyeing a Gene Simmons and an Archer. He really wants the Gene Simmons to go along with the Ace and Paul. He knocks them over with the claw into the "perfect position." This took so many tries he has to buy a soda to get more change. When he comes back he infers that the someone did something to the machine to mess up the position of the plushies. He doesn't elaborate on this at all, I assume he's talking about nefarious employees that want to stand in his way of having a Kiss plush collection.
"They moved them"
These are the plushes before and after he left for more change. They did not change at all.
He manages to snag an Elmo. This was only a small victory as he starts pumping more money into the machine. He says he's getting the Gene, the Archer, heck he's going for a 2nd Ace. Go to the car Heather, move the adult diapers and rolex watches, we're clearing this machine.
Jer walks away with no Gene, no Archer, and no 2nd Ace. Felted.
He suddenly calls it quits. The video ends with him just saying "alright let's leave"
Thanks again for tuning into CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW! I'll be back for more clawtastic content.
If you would like to see the previous entries, here they are:
Videos 10-15
10th Video
We start the video with the ClawBull muttering to the camera that he found this machine with an error message and he decided to reset it and see if it works. I'm guessing that just means he unplugged it and plugged it back in. Which is pretty nervy thing to do. He mentioned in a previous video that they were using a claw machine that they found unplugged and they took it upon themselves to plug it back in.
The first 4 minutes are just the ClawBull getting felted over and over again on this machine. He loses like 6-7 dollars and walks away with nothing.
Next machine. Felted again. This time he walks away much faster. He remarks that he wants the Rudolph plush and we sit and stare at it longingly for a few seconds.
We're now at a claw machine with balls. He believes the claw is too large to actually get any of the balls but is trying anyway. After a few tries he successfully gets one.
I'm actually wishing Jer was in the video. The ClawBull is awfully dry with his commentary.
He moves onto another machine with rubber ducks and decides not to play and we cut to a machine in Wal-Mart. After getting felted over and over again trying to grab a few things, he finally gets a Cartman plush and it gets stuck in the claw.
He shakes the machine a bit and it comes loose.
He goes to a few other machines and shows them off. I think I will be skipping the bulk of solo ClawBull videos. He is just too boring on his own.
11th video
Wouldn't you know it, it's a solo ClawBull video. SKIP. It's just him explaining claw machines again.
12th video
Alright Jer is fucking back and he's driving to a machine. Apparently he's going to "school" the ClawBull for some reason and issuing a 5 dollar challenge, get as many toys as you can with 5 dollars. This doesn't make sense fairly quickly because he actually spends over 5 dollars and gets 8 plushies. He says he's on a streak...so that changed the challenge?
I really don't get why he's really into this shit. I mean these prizes are pretty generic. He was super excited to get a tiger plush...but it's a tiger plush.
"Beat that Brandon"
It's really weird but it looks like ClawBull never responded to this challenge.
13th video
Another solo ClawBull science video. SKIP.
14th video
More like the machine forced it's way into his wallet
This is a pretty great video. We find Jer and Heather in Denny's working a machine exclusive to Denny's locations. It's filled with all sorts of animal plushies.
Jer quickly finds out that you can pay 1 dollar per game BUT every 5 games you have a better chance. And you can just pay 10 bucks to buy a plushie. Even knowing this, him and Heather just keep pumping in the money and walk away with just 1 frog plushie.
At the end of the video he declares the machine conquered? Okay Hamplanet. He also gives his official review of it. He gives it a 1 out of 10 but then copes, saying the plushie is very good quality and changes his rating to a 3 out of 10:
15th video
Jer first tries knocking loose a big red plush in the corner. After failing to do so, he goes after an Ace Frehley plush. Frehley proves to be difficult and it takes 2 tries to get him. He shows off his love of pop culture by not even knowing it's a plush of Ace. He then catches a Paul Stanley plush.
Hi Jer
He starts eyeing a Gene Simmons and an Archer. He really wants the Gene Simmons to go along with the Ace and Paul. He knocks them over with the claw into the "perfect position." This took so many tries he has to buy a soda to get more change. When he comes back he infers that the someone did something to the machine to mess up the position of the plushies. He doesn't elaborate on this at all, I assume he's talking about nefarious employees that want to stand in his way of having a Kiss plush collection.
"They moved them"
These are the plushes before and after he left for more change. They did not change at all.
He manages to snag an Elmo. This was only a small victory as he starts pumping more money into the machine. He says he's getting the Gene, the Archer, heck he's going for a 2nd Ace. Go to the car Heather, move the adult diapers and rolex watches, we're clearing this machine.
Jer walks away with no Gene, no Archer, and no 2nd Ace. Felted.
He suddenly calls it quits. The video ends with him just saying "alright let's leave"
Thanks again for tuning into CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW! I'll be back for more clawtastic content.
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This dudes mania rules.
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You know he's fucking seething about Craig and G and G shitting all over his shorts.
Squibbles MacKenzie
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Jeremy: "I'm not going to address it anymore."
Alcohol: "But what if you addressed it some more?"
Alcohol: "But what if you addressed it some more?"
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It's gonna be a good corn harvest.
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Who had on their bingo card that Jarbo would slightly be redeemed in 2026...over the issue of flagging?
We live in strange times friends.
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This motherfucker is about to pull a Chris Benoit.
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StannisTheMannis
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"Nobody's saying you can't be a cuck, nobody's even saying you can't pretend to be a cuck, All we're saying is you can't be a cuck in town!" - Virgil Earp
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Notorious lying pantshitter Jeremy HamBULLy is using family, his cohosts, & his bull Adam Sellers as a troll shield against this critics (AGAIN!)
The cuckold can’t stop seething!
The cuckold can’t stop seething!
Historical Strelkov
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"Can you believe this heccin unwholesome content?"
"Erm idk about that!"
"I can't believe that, whats goin on?!"
"Oh wow this is like, so embarassing!"
Irony.
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Camelot331 is having Side Scrollers Craig on tonight to talk about Hambly.
The Griftening from the Flaggening continues....
The Griftening from the Flaggening continues....
