🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,475
SuffahLolcows said:
@Brittany's latest ex has alogged her pretty well alongside some others on this thread.
For sake of not reposting, I will provide a link the page Brittany linked to me about them.

On page 8 you will find his physique:

I was thinking, though, maybe the guy is on TRT because he is in late 30's and is clearly losing hair. Perhaps roid usage too based on some of his earlier crashouts too.

The junkers need more alogging but my efforts to find stuff on them is okayish at best and scant at worst.
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Yep. Pretty much what I expected. His body is fit enough but that is overshadowed by that stupid hair cut, tatted arm sleeve, CHOPPED face. Like how do you get your body that fit but your face is still chubby? Steroids? Scrubs like Lauren Southern and Melonie always end up with the sea monkeys because Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Japanese men won’t have anything to do with them. These women pretend to be good Christian conservative women but their behavior is still scandalous and they bring shame upon their families.

Thread tax: Jer is a fat stupid son of a bitch flaggot and NOBODY will have sex with hm.
 
SuffahLolcows said:
We need another drunk stream. Nothing tops his most recent one when he turned into a lolcow.
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Or better than just a drunk stream, I wish we could see Jer and Ralph massively drunk and hollering at each other in an online confrontation.

So, Hannah was on Jer's stream today. It doesn't make her as bad as him and Mel, but ignoring it and accepting his money tells you about who she is.
 
GenuineSunset said:
"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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Currently this video is only on his Rumble.

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Comments that may get jannied lol
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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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Are you actually a McDonald's guy Jer? I get you're 400 pounds and shit yourself constantly, but at least buy a burger that has some flavor if you're going to gorge yourself.
 
Leland Palmer said:
It very likely is a coincidence, Smallville was a fairly popular show in its day. It averaged something like 4.5 million viewers an episode or something like that. It's definitely not a great show, but it had a pretty ardent following especially among people in specifically Jer's age range when the show started in 2002. I haven't looked too much into Sellers, but I was under the impression he was around Jer's age and had a lot of the same interests.



I will forever be happy that this is the result of my actions. And to think, all it took was for Richard Kyanka to suck start his Five-Seven.



Started looking into the church, too, looks like your bog-standard Non-Denomslop with 5 pastors and a bunch of extra bullshit that no church needs. I'll need to trawl over it more to get some more info.
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I was looking at it too on google maps. It's a wannabe mega church in the making. I am going to dig more into the lead pastor but I found his Linkedin. Has a bit of experience in terms vocation.
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They are accredited universities.

I am going to see how he interprets doctrine. Whether it's one the few pastors that preaches the bible in its entirety or larps about the "good parts" and "prosperity".


Also JER IS A FAKE CHRISTIAN WITH A BULL!!
 
I found a Quartering video were Jeremy addresses RTU deleting his channel and becoming a lolcow that has aged like the finest of wines and made a superclip from it.

🚨I don't have time to effort post a play by play and commentary right now but you NEED to watch this because holy shit do Jeremy's own words apply to his current situation🚨

He even calls RTU's Joon The King documentary "the final nail in the coffin"

Tick-Tock Quartering, you're burning out.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
"Uhhhhm... yeah so heesh... Twenty-four yearsacovuloweeUHHHHHM... veewuthUHHHHM... Ul-Authorities were... arrested him after determing thu- that his pranks activated luh- for pranks! He's jus twenty-four years of- for, I guess, pranks."
Say what you will, but the man pronounces "pranks" and "24 years" perfectly adequately.
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HE'S JOE BIDEN-MAXXING!!!
 
Magastrate said:
So, Hannah was on Jer's stream today. It doesn't make her as bad as him and Mel, but ignoring it and accepting his money tells you about who she is.
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HCB just taking his money and playing ignorant is something I can understand. Much more reasonable than Melanie's "they hate he has Christ in his heart" cope, which is retardation on a level completely unimaginable.
 
Magastrate said:
Or better than just a drunk stream, I wish we could see Jer and Ralph massively drunk and hollering at each other in an online confrontation.
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We have seen them in an online confrontation before and Jer is such a lowly cuck that he bowed down before Ralph and proclaimed him God or some shit it was crazy
 
Every day there’s a new L for Jer Jer Binks.

He’s being ridiculed by other commentator YouTubers for stealing content. They’re mocking his lazy short videos, and lack of transformative commentary.
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On top of HamBULLy being a cuckold, a pantshitter, a creep, a manchild, & a fat flaggot, he is now a content thief. This is grounds for DMCA (even if flagging is BS, stealing content from other creators is just as scummy), since Jeremy Hamplanet doesn’t transform the content enough to warrant any views. The man steals views from other content creators and adds five seconds of his grotesque face and no outro.
 
SuffahLolcows said:
I was looking at it too on google maps. It's a wannabe mega church in the making. I am going to dig more into the lead pastor but I found his Linkedin. Has a bit of experience in terms vocation.
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They are accredited universities.

I am going to see how he interprets doctrine. Whether it's one the few pastors that preaches the bible in its entirety or larps about the "good parts" and "prosperity".


Also JER IS A FAKE CHRISTIAN WITH A BULL!!
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"MA in Intercultural Studies"
Most likely very liberal when it comes to doctrine and social views.
 
Jeremy could've gone a long way to repairing his image by saying "I wasn't responsible for the deplatforming, but I'll use the pull that I claimed to have with YouTube to reverse this injustice, stat. Deplatforming bad."

However, Jeremy's chief problem is that he doesn't have a braking mechanism to curb his overindulgence. Whether it be food, alcohol, pills, consumerism, porn, or flaunting his clout and subs/views count, Jeremy seems incapable of moderation, let alone abstinence or humility.
 
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