🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,475
You know you done fucked up with Phil is the fucking voice of reason.
Phil is only the voice of reason here because Jer got felted so bad by everyone that it has become incredibly easy to dunk on him. Not that it wasn't easy before, but after the false flagging, it has become even easier to dunk on him, so much so that even total retards like Phil can do it.
 
I just realized something funny.

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The Wisconsin Bull is sitting in Quartering's Discord while he's playing Magic: The Gathering with his hooker :story:
wonder if he mentioned these lovely gaming sessions he’s been having with his hooker on the laptop he bought her (like a complete simp) to Jer when they played darts this week? Hmm. Once again, dudes drinking together playing darts, whether it’s at their dive bar or at Jer’s house, they’ve undoubtedly talked about this shit. Which I just realized lends further credibility to the whole line of thinking regarding Jer asking Adam about his wife coming over to clean meaning something sexual going on between Jer and Adam’s wife. Is this a full on Rekieta 2.0?
 
Sea Monkeys aren’t really Asians proper imo. Nothing below Taiwan is. And Flipopinos aren’t very attractive at all. I’ve never seen Johnny tho. Now I’m curious.
@Brittany's latest ex has alogged her pretty well alongside some others on this thread.
For sake of not reposting, I will provide a link the page Brittany linked to me about them.

On page 8 you will find his physique:

I was thinking, though, maybe the guy is on TRT because he is in late 30's and is clearly losing hair. Perhaps roid usage too based on some of his earlier crashouts too.

The junkers need more alogging but my efforts to find stuff on them is okayish at best and scant at worst.
 
"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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Currently this video is only on his Rumble.

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Video:

Comments that may get jannied lol
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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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Something confusing occurred to me.
So it's pretty clear that Jer's wife fucking despises Jeremy at this point and some of the humiliations she puts him through are just out of spite.
What's stopping her from pulling a reverse Aaron Imholte and airing out all of their marriage's dirty laundry? Going on air and bragging, with evidence, how hard she's been cucking Jer and how pathetic he is. It would be the ultimate way of getting back at him.
Like Akaash Singh's wife lol?... There's no chance. Jeremy's wife is on his payroll like Melonie Mac and Hannah Claire. Jeremy pays every single person in his life to associate with him from friends to love interests to viewers and subscribers. Almost nobody associates with Jeremy by choice. Everyone who hangs around Quartering including the men are essentially prostitutes accepting money to play the role of pretending to like him.

When he does not pay, like at Amfest, you see the bottom of the barrel nobodies who willingly allow him to interview them.

He's basically Blur's "Charmless Man".

He thinks his educated airs (well not that part LOL)
Those family shares will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
 
This Quartering situation is the perfect opportunity to act on an idea I've been kicking around in my head for a while since archiving PirateSoftware stuff.
Filmot is great but it can load a little slow and sometimes miss things that I find when searching transcripts from yt-dlp.
I vibe coded a quick and dirty app for searching the YT automated transcripts of TISM fetched with yt-dlp.
jeralyzer.pages.dev
It's a static site that just renders YT through an embed so it should work fast and hold up to a lot of abuse.
You can download archives of the code and transcript data from the site itself in the footer.
Right now it's just got TISM but I can add more transcript data if people think it's useful.
There's also instructions in the code's README for doing stuff yourself.

jeralyzer-demo.mp4
Jeralyzer seems to sometimes be able to find things Filmot hasn't indexed.

Sharing code I've written on KF is very likely a bad idea but that's outweighed by my curiosity about the possible content generated from doing it anyway.
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"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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Currently this video is only on his Rumble.


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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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The drink is "Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer", LOL!
Even if Jer drank this variant he'd still be low energy and tired as fuck.
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"red bull fucks my wiiiiife"
 
Maybe it's a coincidence, but I find it hard to believe it just happens to be the same show.

It very likely is a coincidence, Smallville was a fairly popular show in its day. It averaged something like 4.5 million viewers an episode or something like that. It's definitely not a great show, but it had a pretty ardent following especially among people in specifically Jer's age range when the show started in 2002. I haven't looked too much into Sellers, but I was under the impression he was around Jer's age and had a lot of the same interests.


I will forever be happy that this is the result of my actions. And to think, all it took was for Richard Kyanka to suck start his Five-Seven.

QUARTER POUNDER DOXXES HUS CHURCH!!!

Started looking into the church, too, looks like your bog-standard Non-Denomslop with 5 pastors and a bunch of extra bullshit that no church needs. I'll need to trawl over it more to get some more info.
 
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