🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[The best and greatest]

Hannah and Melonie are NOT good people and should NOT be looked upon with anything resembling sympathy. Its easy to forget or overlook this because Jer himself is such a disgusting humanbeing in so many different ways but don't get it fucked up

Hannah and Melonie are two lying hypocrit grifters who are taking advantage of a declining alcoholic to milk him for money. The fact that Jer himself is a womanizing creep does nothing to diminish this because they are specifically given money to hang around and tolerate him.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

How badly do I need to see this bastard start a cooking YouTuber arc

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Hannah and Melonie are NOT good people and should NOT be looked upon with anything resembling sympathy. Its easy to forget or overlook this because Jer himself is such a disgusting humanbeing in so many different ways but don't get it fucked up

Hannah and Melonie are two lying hypocrit grifters who are taking advantage of a declining alcoholic to milk him for money. The fact that Jer himself is a womanizing creep does nothing to diminish this because they are specifically given money to hang around and tolerate him.

No doubt about it man

You get a good view of those still hitching their wagon to Jer. To me if you still hang with this piece of shit you're just a bad.

 

[Hateocracy]

Jeremy Hambly lied to his parents to go to a festival to touch boobs

For the last 2/3rds of his Crimson Desert/BG3 stream he would tell every female NPC he interacted with that he would put a baby in them, and then said he would force a creampie onto the female NPC that was tied up lying on the floor of a dungeon. And that was before he raised his sword to swing at said bound female, hesitated and then said "no...no. no need to be angry." He doesn't do this with male NPCs, he barely acknowledges they exist.

His attitude toward women is genuinely creepy especially when he gets a little drink in him. He's a dark degenerate that believes, thanks to his upbringing, he is owed everything and that extends to the bodies of women. He said he considers Nick Fuentes a loyal friend, and Jer's behavior at women is very Fuentes coded.

We've all known guys like Jeremy and we know why he almost never goes out with friends, and it has nothing to do with being 'too busy'. People of decent caliber sniff out his worm behavior quickly and it would become doubly apparent around women in the friend group. He has no friends...about half of the signatures on that birthday card were his pets.

edit:
Ring it up, shiny ultra-rare ReviewTechUSA W for calling out Jeremy on flagging even if the Casino are his perceived enemies

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

As a former alcoholic, this gay little performance makes me legit MATI. The faggot has been doing this for 13 years, he has ZERO intention of quiting. He's doing it entirely to save face like the shitfaced alcoholic he is. Fuck you Jeremy, you pants shitting faggot.

He's at the stage where he believes it doesn't show when he's drunk. Jer, you're the only one who doesn't know when you're drunk

As someone who deals with anxiety , stress is a big trigger . Hambly however is anxiety maxxing , he drinks which causes hangovers , and he's constantly taking some kind of stimulant which is just asking for an anxiety attack .

It's ok, he manages his anxiety with 20 zyns and 10 red bulls per day

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Hannah and Melonie are NOT good people and should NOT be looked upon with anything resembling sympathy. Its easy to forget or overlook this because Jer himself is such a disgusting humanbeing in so many different ways but don't get it fucked up

Hannah and Melonie are two lying hypocrit grifters who are taking advantage of a declining alcoholic to milk him for money. The fact that Jer himself is a womanizing creep does nothing to diminish this because they are specifically given money to hang around and tolerate him.

I don’t disagree with any of this. And for my part, I can promise you I have no sympathy for them just because they are women. I felt the same about Luke when he was around.

Even with the knowledge that they are bloodsuckers feeding off Jeremy’s ample carcass, there remains a shred of pity that they are degrading themselves this badly for a payday.

But ultimately you are right; they are all vile people in some form or another.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Melonie in particular is the one that should know she's past the point of no return. Alongside Brittany Venti, Hannah Claire and Melonie Mac have appeared on Chrissy Mayr's SIMPCAST. With how Brittany has been going after Jeremy and Melonie these past few days, it's safe to say Venti is not holding back any punches.

Speaking of which, Chrissy does have a way of finding members for her simpcast. We should thank her for adding Scarlet Hampton to Jer's radar.

 

[Darkrider]

Anyone remember Feltron saying on stream in the last week or two that Styx still owed him the bail money and that he would never see it?

All this fucking faggot does is lie and then crumble in fear when he gets called out.

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I guess now we know why Styx wasn't leaping to Jer's defense. He always throws money at people under the guise of being charitable but really he wants somenthing out of it.

He want's to be like Tim Pool and Styx was supposed to be his Ian Crossland. But his so boring and such a smug ass he can't keep people and they flee the first chance the get.

Him lying about Styx not paying him back is pretty shitty.

 

[Chongqing]

He says he watches the services via "livestream" lol.

I find this impossible to believe.

He liveatreams every day, publishes 20+ videos a day, can't take a day off, and the one morning he's not streaming he's watching someone else's stream?

It's impossible.

 

[Plymouth Laser]

Dont worry it will all blow over by Friday Jer .

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Speaking of which, Chrissy does have a way of finding members for her simpcast. We should thank her for adding Scarlet Hampton to Jer's radar.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0I4GUzSxv4

Christ, the yeast-filled showcase which is Simpcast is the only stream in the griftosphere which I cannot stomach under and circumstances.

Chrissie ‘insert dick joke here’ Mayr is like a fucking online bordello matriarch, bringing out the latest ageing whore for the undoubted promotion to Friday Night Tights and the like.

Can there be anything more tragic than simping for these rapidly degrading hags, as they cavort around on stream, dragging their grotesquely distended genitalia behind them?

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Melonie in particular is the one that should know she's past the point of no return. Alongside Brittany Venti, Hannah Claire and Melonie Mac have appeared on Chrissy Mayr's SIMPCAST. With how Brittany has been going after Jeremy and Melonie these past few days, it's safe to say Venti is not holding back any punches.

Speaking of which, Chrissy does have a way of finding members for her simpcast. We should thank her for adding Scarlet Hampton to Jer's radar.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0I4GUzSxv4

grotesque

 

[DominoPetachi]

Holy shit, I forgot about that.

So she fucked Destiny, and now Tate too.

Really going around the political cock carousel.

Yeah, a lot of simping for these fake right wing Christian trad whores who are only slightly less disgusting than crazy ass leftwing cunts. I just don’t get it at all. A tradwife takes care of her family and home and shuts the fuck up about it. At most, she will have some baking/cooking/lifestyle channel once the kids are in school and she has free time. She will NOT be out literally grifting off the lifestyle she doesn’t even live. Hannah, Melonie, Lauren, and that blacked fire crotch Pearl or whatever; those bitches aren’t trad at all. They’re grifters. Hannah’s father is a straight up embezzling criminal. All of these people are just really gross.

 

[Plymouth Laser]

Quartering YT SEO update .

 

[Ancap Virgin]

I don’t disagree with any of this. And for my part, I can promise you I have no sympathy for them just because they are women. I felt the same about Luke when he was around.

Even with the knowledge that they are bloodsuckers feeding off Jeremy’s ample carcass, there remains a shred of pity that they are degrading themselves this badly for a payday.

But ultimately you are right; they are all vile people in some form or another.

I don't think Luke is a bad person, he was the only one who had the balls to stand up to Jer about his beliefs, and he also quit before all the flagging started

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Yeah, a lot of simping for these fake right wing Christian trad whores who are only slightly less disgusting than crazy ass leftwing cunts. I just don’t get it at all. A tradwife takes care of her family and home and shuts the fuck up about it. At most, she will have some baking/cooking/lifestyle channel once the kids are in school and she has free time. She will NOT be out literally grifting off the lifestyle she doesn’t even live. Hannah, Melonie, Lauren, and that blacked fire crotch Pearl or whatever; those bitches aren’t trad at all. They’re grifters. Hannah’s father is a straight up embezzling criminal. All of these people are just really gross.

what happened to faith goldy?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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I lost IQ points trying to transcribe that. If I try again I might end up as stupid as Jer. I genuinely don't understand what his mind wanted his mouth to say around the word "determine" there.

uhhm yeah so he's-s 24 years con-vu-wup uhhm the eartho-err-authorities were - arrested him detem-m-minin-men that his pranks activated l-for pranks y-sh-f 24 years e-fur I guess pranks?

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

He's at the stage where he believes it doesn't show when he's drunk. Jer, you're the only one who doesn't know when you're drunk

Ten naked Red Bulls in the showers at Ham Ranch
Big hard Ho-Chunk cocks waiting to be sucked
Jeremy Dale Hambly wanting to be cucked
Ho-Chunks in the showers at Ham Ranch
Heather's head pushed down on Ho-Chunk cocks
Ham Ranch really rocks

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Hambly thinks he can pressure Kick to ban Kino Casino but CEO Evil Eddie literally gifted 100 subs to them and they keep getting frontpaged.
i think the big man is enjoying laughing at your fat ass, Jer

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

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2026-04-15 12-23-52.mp4

11th or 12th April 2024 (yeah the dates on the upload page are similar to my last post)

Your college educated man, sir:
1 HE CAN'T READ.webm

They receive a troll chat and Melonie has no idea
MeloniesPointOfView.webm

HE ALWAYS WANTED RACCOONS AS PET!
I always wanted this as a pet.webm

Jeremy Hambly lied to his parents to go to a festival to touch boobs
liedaboutfestivaltotouchbooba.webm

He listens to Neo-Liberal musicians:
NewLibralMusicians.webm

Quartering gives his opinions about Boycotts
boycotts.webm

Quartering tries to stay out of Jew stuff because he doesn't understand at all:
Idon'tunderstandthejewstuff.webm

Sperging about music bands (complete edition):
BandSperging.webm

Woah, so this is the power of 6 years at an American university?