🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,475
W@rui said:
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Besides his incredible pronunciation. I find funny how often he checks his pulse. Nigga created his very own negative feedback loop by constantly checking his pulse.

If you constantly check your pulse you're giving yourself unnecessary anxiety and stress, which could cause a spike in your heart rate leading to you checking your pulse again and again and again.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
"SOMEHOW I'LL... MAKE A BULL... OUT OF YOUUUU"
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Let's get down to business
To defeat, the woke
I need more subscribers
Or we might, go broke
You're just some sly Wisconsin guy
But you bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a bull out of you

Fatter than a walrus
But the bull, is thin
Once my wife puts the call out
Then I start, to grin
I'll still say I'm monogamous
And chat hasn't got a clue
Mister I'll make a bull out you

Melonie: Death Battle's never coming back
Hannah: Say goodbye to VDARE's millions!
Jeremy: Why was I fool in school for cutting gym

PPP: Kino's got him scared to death!
Mrs. Hambly: hope the next check clears smoothly!
Skyrone: I think it's time for a little hot tub swim!

(He's a cuck) He says he's under attack by leftists
(He's a cuck) He tells his co-hosts about his poo
(He's a cuck) He got banned from a children's card game
And he's roughly the size, of the mooooon!
 
Herpes is Brat said:
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Funniest part of it all was he could have just said "you got the wrong Adam Sellers." and at least try to maintain the smallest hair of plausible deniability, even with "Adam bring your wife's fat tits over to the hot tub.", even if the bull/financier/paypig/simp/sex cult wannabe/ is opsec fail of the year award material with how felted his digital footprint is.
But trait #1 of being a lolcow: always feeding the trolls
instead outright confirming it the second it gets brought up to "own the woke trolls".
Yes Jer you're totally owning the woke left freaks by letting a violent sex addicted jewish midget plow your wife while you clean up when you aren't trying to join a hollywood sex trafficking cult. Take a double shot of Titos, you've earned it! :lit:
 
rearden_steel said:
He has been intermittently trying to quit since 2013.
In 2013 he announced he quit drinking to start again less than a month later.
And in 2013 he was already dieting to lose weight.
We all see how this goals worked out
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As a former alcoholic, this gay little performance makes me legit MATI. The faggot has been doing this for 13 years, he has ZERO intention of quiting. He's doing it entirely to save face like the shitfaced alcoholic he is. Fuck you Jeremy, you pants shitting faggot.
 
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
One has to wonder if his panic attack is from looking at his chat, or from reading about other influencers getting tossed in the can and reflecting on his own possible future. If he's got a convicted woman beating bull as a 10-year best friend and old videos about illegal pornography (Hiding CP tech tips, beastality tapes, etc) I kinda lean towards the latter.
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As someone who deals with anxiety , stress is a big trigger . Hambly however is anxiety maxxing , he drinks which causes hangovers , and he's constantly taking some kind of stimulant which is just asking for an anxiety attack .
 
Law said:
Let's get down to business
To defeat, the woke
I need more subscribers
Or we might, go broke
You're just some sly Wisconsin guy
But you bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a bull out of you

Fatter than a walrus
But the bull, is thin
Once my wife puts the call out
Then I start, to grin
I'll still say I'm monogamous
And chat hasn't got a clue
Mister I'll make a bull out you

Melonie: Death Battle's never coming back
Hannah: Say goodbye to VDARE's millions!
Jeremy: Why was I fool in school for cutting gym

PPP: Kino's got him scared to death!
Mrs. Hambly: hope the next check clears smoothly!
Skyrone: I think it's time for a little hot tub swim!

(He's a cuck) He says he's under attack by leftists
(He's a cuck) He tells his co-hosts about his poo
(He's a cuck) He got banned from a children's card game
And he's roughly the size, of the mooooon!
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For a long time Jer’s been sucking on a bottle
And he’s so obese, when he moves he has to waddle
The Kino Boys felting him aren't easy to ignore
Hey, think of instead—a bull worth fighting for!
(Huh?)
That's what I said—a bull worth fighting for!

Jer wants him up in Heather’s poon,
With a chain of David’s star
That bull will marvel at his fishtank
Adore his RC cars,
Jer doesn’t care he’s been to jail or leads a bull life,
He only wants him to fuck his wife!
Chair, bull, Heather, mmh!

The Casino Boys outing Jer caused quite a panic,
And his claims of no jewbull has verged on truly manic!
Deep down Jer needs a kosher bull to fill his wife’s back door!
What does Jer want?
A bull worth fighting for!

Jer’s bull will think he has no balls,
That he’s a major wuss!
Uh, how 'bout a guy who fights for truth, and isn’t called a puss?
Nah!

Adam Sellers’ talmudic ways and lizard gaze are sure to thrill her!
Compared to Jer he's a lady killer!

Jer’s got a girl named Mel who he keeps trying to bag,
But once again, Jer’s cuckolded by a fag!

But when he logs off and waddles to Heather’s bedroom door,
What does he hear?
A bull worth fighting for!
Yes, Jer truly has
A bull worth fighting for!
 
Nick Gars said:
As a former alcoholic, this gay little performance makes me legit MATI. The faggot has been doing this for 13 years, he has ZERO intention of quiting. He's doing it entirely to save face like the shitfaced alcoholic he is. Fuck you Jeremy, you pants shitting faggot.
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Grats on the sobriety fren .
 
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